Racial stereotyopes. :)

NYCNika
NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
This is a little funny.
My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O
«134

Replies

  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Ahahaha! Practically everyone on our street has a cat or dog.....................................except the Asian families!!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
    And yes I'm Asian!

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    This is a little funny.
    My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

    I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O


    LOL.. I was thinking the noise might have been from something else.....dirty mind here. Sorry :embarassed:
  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    :laugh:
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Haha!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
    Naked ju jitsu...
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    I love fried chicken!
  • NYCNika
    NYCNika Posts: 611 Member
    I love fried chicken!

    Who doesn't? :p
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    i'm sorry to say that our accountant is jewish.....
  • snoopytwins
    snoopytwins Posts: 1,759 Member
    This is a little funny.
    My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

    I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O


    LOL.. I was thinking the noise might have been from something else.....dirty mind here. Sorry :embarassed:
    Me too. :blushing:
  • Scott2ndGradeTeacher
    Scott2ndGradeTeacher Posts: 147 Member
    I'm half Jewish and half Japanese.

    In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    im ukrainian, yes we have giant kielbasas.
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I'm German and ours dwarf the Ukrainians.
  • Cognito1025
    Cognito1025 Posts: 323 Member
    I'm half Jewish and half Japanese.

    In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.

    That's funny. I'm sick of the Irish being referred to as drunken rabble-rousers. When I finish this pint I'm gonna kick someone's *kitten*!
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    I'm mostly Polish...and...I love a good kielbasa. :wink:

    lmao
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    I'm half Jewish and half Japanese.

    In fact, I was circumcised at Benihanas.

    That's funny. I'm sick of the Irish being referred to as drunken rabble-rousers. When I finish this pint I'm gonna kick someone's *kitten*!
    "Beer is God's way of preventing the Irish [myself included] from taking over the world."
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    This is a little funny.
    My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

    I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O


    LOL.. I was thinking the noise might have been from something else.....dirty mind here. Sorry :embarassed:
    Me too. :blushing:

    Um........ yeah... me too... :blushing: :laugh:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

    Edit to add:

    I'm white and therefore can't dance. :cry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    What makes you think she didn't REALLY mean something else? :wink:
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    I'm a blonde and I...oh wait...blonde isn't a race.
  • dirtbikegirl5
    dirtbikegirl5 Posts: 391 Member
    I am Italian and people always ask if I have a hot temper. I did not realize that Italians had tempers. Everyone in my family is really calm and laid back.
  • Penny_Lane_
    Penny_Lane_ Posts: 163
    i'm sorry to say that our accountant is jewish.....


    My Mexican sister is Jewish.....
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    The lady downstairs? You have a racist vagina?
  • Grew up hearing all my super senior Dutch Uncles saying "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."

    Then I married a German fella, my brother married a Portugese gal, and my sister married a man who is also German mix.

    Clearly our Uncle's annoying phrase made us to rebel.
    :laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Next time tell her its just an orgy.
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

    Edit to add:

    I'm white and therefore can't dance. :cry:

    White people can't jump either. Particularily men.
  • Natihilator
    Natihilator Posts: 1,778 Member
    This reminds me of the time a coworker asked me if I could sing "nope" but bet you have a beautiful voice! "nope" aww sing something for me, please? "are you ****ing kidding me? N-O-P-E"

    I only LOOK like Jordin Sparks, OK?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yeah someone recently told me how hard it seems growing up in the "barrio". I guess, I'll get back to you as soon as I ask someone who grew up there. Fer Sure!

    fyVMtP8A
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

    Edit to add:

    I'm white and therefore can't dance. :cry:

    White people can't jump either. Particularily men.

    Really? Then how the hail have they been jumping my bones all these years?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

    Edit to add:

    I'm white and therefore can't dance. :cry:

    Would you still love me if I said yes? :P
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

    Edit to add:

    I'm white and therefore can't dance. :cry:

    White people can't jump either. Particularily men.
    Really? Then how the hail have they been jumping my bones all these years?

    Haha, funniest thing I have seen all day.
This discussion has been closed.