Racial stereotyopes. :)

Penny_Lane_

i'm sorry to say that our accountant is jewish.....

My Mexican sister is Jewish.....

_SABOTEUR_

The lady downstairs? You have a racist vagina?

luckyshilling

Grew up hearing all my super senior Dutch Uncles saying "If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."

Then I married a German fella, my brother married a Portugese gal, and my sister married a man who is also German mix.

Clearly our Uncle's annoying phrase made us to rebel.
:laugh:

billsica

Next time tell her its just an orgy.

devilwhiterose

You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

Edit to add:

I'm white and therefore can't dance.

White people can't jump either. Particularily men.

Natihilator

This reminds me of the time a coworker asked me if I could sing "nope" but bet you have a beautiful voice! "nope" aww sing something for me, please? "are you ****ing kidding me? N-O-P-E"

I only LOOK like Jordin Sparks, OK?

MyChocolateDiet

Yeah someone recently told me how hard it seems growing up in the "barrio". I guess, I'll get back to you as soon as I ask someone who grew up there. Fer Sure!

MyChocolateDiet

You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

Edit to add:

I'm white and therefore can't dance.

White people can't jump either. Particularily men.

Really? Then how the hail have they been jumping my bones all these years?

PikaKnight

You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

Edit to add:

I'm white and therefore can't dance.

Would you still love me if I said yes? :P

funforsports

You may not practice martial arts but do you walk around with a camera on vacation and take pictures of featureless buildings?

Edit to add:

I'm white and therefore can't dance.

White people can't jump either. Particularily men.

Really? Then how the hail have they been jumping my bones all these years?

Haha, funniest thing I have seen all day.

SmartAlec03211988

One time a woman came up to me in the grocery store, and said... I **** you not, she said:

"What's the green leafy vegetable that looks like spinach that black people eat?"

I stared at this ***** like she was crazy, and said "Collard greens..." and she says "That's it! I knew you'd know."

I HATE collard greens. Not ALL black people like it. Grrr.

neandermagnon

I'm English and I go out in the midday sun. I try to keep away from the mad dogs while I do this though.

Thewatcher_66

One time a woman came up to me in the grocery store, and said... I **** you not, she said:

"What's the green leafy vegetable that looks like spinach that black people eat?"

I stared at this ***** like she was crazy, and said "Collard greens..." and she says "That's it! I knew you'd know."

I HATE collard greens. Not ALL black people like it. Grrr.

Huh, it's more a southern dish than anything else. Granny used to fix 'em for Jethro all the time on the Beverly hillbillies.

SmartAlec03211988

Up here in the northeast collard greens aren't that popular outside of the black community.

wareagle8706

I'm currently dating a black man and at least 3 times a day we will ask each other, "Is that a white thing?" or "Is that a black thing?"

Thewatcher_66

Up here in the northeast collard greens aren't that popular outside of the black community.

We ate more mustard greens growing up than collards. They sell pretty good down here in the south.

Thewatcher_66

Up here in the northeast collard greens aren't that popular outside of the black community.

We ate more mustard greens growing up than collards. Both sell pretty good down here in the south.

Thewatcher_66

Up here in the northeast collard greens aren't that popular outside of the black community.

We ate more mustard greens growing up than collards. Both sell pretty good down here in the south.

skinnyinnotime

This is a little funny.
My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O

LOL.. I was thinking the noise might have been from something else.....dirty mind here. Sorry :embarassed:

Me too!

BamaBreezeNSaltAire

This is a little funny.
My husband (who is Asian) was recently talking to a downstairs neighbor (a very nice woman) and asked her if she is bothered by our treadmill use. She said that the treadmill does not bother her, but that she can hear more noise when we are practicing martial arts.

I just did not have the heart to tell her that we don't know martial arts, and it is just Jillian Michael's 30 day shred. :O

LOL.. I was thinking the noise might have been from something else.....dirty mind here. Sorry :embarassed:

HAHA! Me too!