Canadians: Do YOU believe they exist?

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  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    There is a mystical land with amazing water parks called "The Wisconsin Dells". You will find them there.
  • commanderval
    commanderval Posts: 187 Member
    Yep, and I still blame them for Justin Bieber

    Hey! Canada also gave the world Neil Young, Bachman Turner Overdrive, The Band, Steppenwolf, Rush, etc, etc.

    Beiber is just a blip on Canada's contribution to music.:angry:

    Will be seeing Rush this summer! In Canada! :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Of course they do. They are #1 in being just North of America.
  • danboomin
    danboomin Posts: 5
    Canada is America's top hat.

    Nothing more.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Well... my dad's birth certificate says he's from Quebec. So if Canada doesn't exist... then he doesn't exist... then...

    Do I exist?!
  • virginiejaubin
    virginiejaubin Posts: 497 Member
    I've been to Canada, so I'm able to confirm their existence. The French, however, are still questionable.

    French canadian from Montréal right there!!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    what?

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    I can't post "America's Jorts" or I'd get banned, sorry Canada.

    United States: Canada's butt.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Wait, I thought that "I'm Canadian" was just what us Americans were taught to say when we're overseas to keep from being disrespected, assaulted, robbed, kidnapped, etc. You mean that there are actually people who live in Canada 24/7/365?!

    Mind=Blown

    ...just kidding, eh?

    Actually, when Canadians are rude in other countries, and people assume we are American, we don't correct them. :smile:
  • danboomin
    danboomin Posts: 5
    There is a mystical land with amazing water parks called "The Wisconsin Dells". You will find them there.

    Yeah, but there's WAY more FIBs than Canadians there. ;)
  • kristine_02
    kristine_02 Posts: 5 Member
    Come to Minnesota. You'll see them with tons of shopping bags from the mall..
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    One time while was going shopping for decorations for my igloo and food for my pet beaver this happened:

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    freaking classic. always makes me smile
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Wait, I thought that "I'm Canadian" was just what us Americans were taught to say when we're overseas to keep from being disrespected, assaulted, robbed, kidnapped, etc. You mean that there are actually people who live in Canada 24/7/365?!

    Mind=Blown

    ...just kidding, eh?

    Actually, when Canadians are rude in other countries, and people assume we are American, we don't correct them. :smile:

    I lol'd :D
  • MinimalistShoeAddict
    MinimalistShoeAddict Posts: 1,946 Member
    GSP!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I live among them and see them everyday, but it's possible none of this is real. Maybe I fell asleep 5 years ago and this has all just been a dream. Or maybe I died, and this is the after life, but then why am I counting calories?
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    what?

    BT-canada-americas-hat.gif

    I can't post "America's Jorts" or I'd get banned, sorry Canada.

    United States: Canada's butt.

    Hahaha. Quite a large butt, too.

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Wait, I thought that "I'm Canadian" was just what us Americans were taught to say when we're overseas to keep from being disrespected, assaulted, robbed, kidnapped, etc. You mean that there are actually people who live in Canada 24/7/365?!

    Mind=Blown

    ...just kidding, eh?

    Actually, when Canadians are rude in other countries, and people assume we are American, we don't correct them. :smile:
    Rude Canadians? It can't be true. smiley-sad025.gif
  • Nightterror218
    Nightterror218 Posts: 375 Member
    Nope, i figure if someone claims to be a Canadian they are just lying about where they really come from.
  • janfish2
    janfish2 Posts: 128 Member
    I always thought we were actually the only ones that exist...the rest of you are imagined for our amusement.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I heard Canadians were just really cold Americans who like to speak French in disguise. Don't believe the hype.
  • carolose46
    carolose46 Posts: 199 Member
    I've been to Canada, so I'm able to confirm their existence. The French, however, are still questionable.

    i'm French from Canada ! watch out ! :bigsmile:
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    Well... my dad's birth certificate says he's from Quebec. So if Canada doesn't exist... then he doesn't exist... then...

    Do I exist?!
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  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    I have been abducted by Canadians in the past.

    They took me to Bugaboo Creek.

    Horrifying!

    It was! I have some gaps in my memories. But I remember bright moving lights, and I think there was a talking moose and some truly awful steak. Well, the lights could have been because it was in the burbs of Connecticut.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    If a Canadian falls in the forest do they make a noise?
  • oldandhealthier
    oldandhealthier Posts: 449 Member
    I do not think they do because I have never seen a canadian and superman in a room at the same time and i know superman exists.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    If a Canadian falls in the forest do they make a noise?
    not if it's a Canadian forest because apparently it doesn't exist.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    Laugh all you want. I had no idea there were black people in Canada. I looked around and thought 'hot damn we are everywhere!'...(except Boston)
  • Mrs_Bones
    Mrs_Bones Posts: 195 Member
    That's obviously because we're invisible.. duh!
  • Increditim
    Increditim Posts: 159
    I've been drunk in Canadia - therefore I am. Eh?
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.

    WE ARE A CAUTIOUS PEOPLE! :angry:

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