Canadians: Do YOU believe they exist?

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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    Well... my dad's birth certificate says he's from Quebec. So if Canada doesn't exist... then he doesn't exist... then...

    Do I exist?!
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  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I have been abducted by Canadians in the past.

    They took me to Bugaboo Creek.

    Horrifying!

    It was! I have some gaps in my memories. But I remember bright moving lights, and I think there was a talking moose and some truly awful steak. Well, the lights could have been because it was in the burbs of Connecticut.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    If a Canadian falls in the forest do they make a noise?
  • oldandhealthier
    oldandhealthier Posts: 449 Member
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    I do not think they do because I have never seen a canadian and superman in a room at the same time and i know superman exists.
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    If a Canadian falls in the forest do they make a noise?
    not if it's a Canadian forest because apparently it doesn't exist.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Laugh all you want. I had no idea there were black people in Canada. I looked around and thought 'hot damn we are everywhere!'...(except Boston)
  • Mrs_Bones
    Mrs_Bones Posts: 195 Member
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    That's obviously because we're invisible.. duh!
  • Increditim
    Increditim Posts: 159
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    I've been drunk in Canadia - therefore I am. Eh?
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
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    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.

    WE ARE A CAUTIOUS PEOPLE! :angry:
  • silversociety
    silversociety Posts: 222 Member
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    Take off ya hoser!
  • Momma_Grizz
    Momma_Grizz Posts: 294 Member
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    LOL yes we can be elusive, us Canadians .......

    :laugh:
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    I live in Michigan. I know Canadians, plus, the people in Michigan's upper peninsula are practically Canadians themselves, eh? (Seriously...lovely place, though a tad chilly).
  • NikoM5
    NikoM5 Posts: 488 Member
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    I think therefore I am
  • CharityGC
    CharityGC Posts: 499 Member
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    Our population pretty much doubles in the winter due to the Canadians. They seem real to me. Especially when I'm behind them on the road and they're doing ten miles an hour under the speed limit.

    WE ARE A CAUTIOUS PEOPLE! :angry:

    I've learned not to be in a hurry. :tongue:
  • 1Kristine1
    1Kristine1 Posts: 697 Member
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    Oh I assure you, I am very real ;)
  • koshkasmum
    koshkasmum Posts: 276 Member
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    You see, we can pass.... we could be anywhere. On your TV, in your cities, in your schools, in your businesses, on your transit.....Heh heh heh. Live in doubt.
  • cinema_goddess
    cinema_goddess Posts: 13
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    I'm laughing so hard right now.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    You see, we can pass.... we could be anywhere. On your TV, in your cities, in your schools, in your businesses, on your transit.....Heh heh heh. Live in doubt.

    this is scary I think we should put them into "fun time" Canadian camps to protect our virtues.
  • majikmiker
    majikmiker Posts: 291 Member
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    America is Canada's Matrix.

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