Accepting applications for a mistress
The_Enginerd
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Please include some gloss 8x10's and your list of qualifications. No pro's please, but semi-pros will be considered. Must be able to be discrete.
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seriously WTF happened in myfitnesspal, i left for a month or 2 and when im back i find hella weirdos everywhere WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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That'll teach you to leave and leave the door unguarded.
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So do the glossies need to be in color or will black and white do?0
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When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.0 -
Guess myfitnesspal has also turned into a romance site too.0
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hahaha- I love it.0
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Guess myfitnesspal has also turned into a romance site too.
Little late to the party errr?
My future wife is going to be from mfp0 -
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When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.
was wondering the same thing haha0 -
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When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.
Can't it be both...?0 -
<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.0
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Personally I liked the post. Thought it was funny.0
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Gloss 8x10s? Pass. I'm a matte paper girl. Lustre finish at most.0
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<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.
what kind of vodka again?0 -
See my profile! Pick me! Pick me!!0
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Me, too. Now about those glossies, OP...Personally I liked the post. Thought it was funny.0 -
When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.
Can't it be both...?
Of course OP can have his cake and have it beaten out of him too while the wife is oblivious. Remember though you need to think up a better alibi for the bruises. Falling down the stairs every Friday night might get a little suspicious.0 -
So do the glossies need to be in color or will black and white do?
Your choice, but I can really appreciate the artistic touch of a black and white photo.When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.
The latter, although the former could go into the list of qualifications.Guess myfitnesspal has also turned into a romance site too.
Woah woah woah... who said anything about romance?0 -
<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.
what kind of vodka again?
You have tats so you can buy me whatever kind of vodka you like.0 -
When you say mistress are you talking about whip and chains make you submit mistress or just a little vajayjay on the side when the wife's not putting out?
Need clarification this posting is too general.
Can't it be both...?
yes why cant it be both? sorry I'm on the other side of the world and this isnt being discreet :laugh:0 -
Guess myfitnesspal has also turned into a romance site too.
whoa....you found that romantic?0 -
What does your wife think?0
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OP. I am interested in your offer and would like to give you the down low on this possible lady.
I'm experienced in the art of conversation provided we are all using l33t sp33k or Dothraki.
I'm very experienced at starting fires quickly and making fertiliser bombs. I also know all the words to "Dayman" and will sing it inneccesantly.
I will openly hit on both your parents and will sleep with your sister on multiple occasions. I have none of the major communicable diseases.
Please find glamour shots attached
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You've been a bad boy.....now get down and lick my boots you piece of scum and beg for my forgiveness *wahpsshhh* Well...there was my tryout portion of it...photos coming soon0
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<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.
what kind of vodka again?
You have tats so you can buy me whatever kind of vodka you like.
I like your personality, I sent a friend request. Its just coincidental....that it is because of this thread.0 -
You've been a bad boy.....now get down a lick my boots you piece of scum and beg for my forgiveness *wahpsshhh* Well...there was my tryout portion of it...photos coming soon
FLMAO!! I dont get that....why men would subject themselves to this. Just give me some money and I will beat the crap out of you, if you want some punishment.0 -
I'm on hiatus. No, really.
Try fetlife.0 -
<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.
what kind of vodka again?
You have tats so you can buy me whatever kind of vodka you like.
I like your personality, I sent a friend request. Its just coincidental....that it is because of this thread.
It's always my personality that people notice right away...I love that!0 -
<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.
what kind of vodka again?
You have tats so you can buy me whatever kind of vodka you like.
I like your personality, I sent a friend request. Its just coincidental....that it is because of this thread.
I have vodka and tats:drinker:0
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