Accepting applications for a mistress

Raezor1207

II was thinking the same damn thing :drinker:

Guess myfitnesspal has also turned into a romance site too.

whoa....you found that romantic?

MsJulielicious

Timshel_

Please include some gloss 8x10's and your list of qualifications. No pro's please, but semi-pros will be considered. Must be able to be discrete.

I see what you did there.

KaleidoscopeEyes1056

Before I send in my resume, I just want to point out that it says I have some conversational skills in American Sign Language. That, however, is not the only thing I do proficiently with my hands

I now have a boner

I think she'd be happy to take care of that

*hides*

Already getting me clients, you're an awesome friend!

As long as they don't completely steal you from me, cuz, y'know, I've already admitted my love for you...

You could join in and help. Cause, you know, that's what friends are for.

Threesome?

SerenaFisher

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But chains and whips excite me.


That's all I've got. I'd link some cheeky gif but I am on my cell and I am not that motivated.

bregalad5

Before I send in my resume, I just want to point out that it says I have some conversational skills in American Sign Language. That, however, is not the only thing I do proficiently with my hands

I now have a boner

I think she'd be happy to take care of that

*hides*

Already getting me clients, you're an awesome friend!

As long as they don't completely steal you from me, cuz, y'know, I've already admitted my love for you...

You could join in and help. Cause, you know, that's what friends are for.

Threesome?

Up for it?

TX_Thundercat

<<<< app submitted...sorry no 8x10s please forgive me. I just ask for free vodka.

what kind of vodka again?

You have tats so you can buy me whatever kind of vodka you like.

I like your personality, I sent a friend request. Its just coincidental....that it is because of this thread.

I have vodka and tats:drinker:

Misread tats as tits. Got really excited there for a minute. Tats are good too though...

MizTerry

I submitted mine, but I think OHenry may have me beat. My boobs are better than man boobs though. And I have rum.

TehNoms

Any emotional affection will fade when I confess about the -literally dozens- of prostitutes I've killed.

Was an axe involved?

perhaps a chainsaw.

TehNoms

American Psycho comes to mind.

The_Enginerd

Before I send in my resume, I just want to point out that it says I have some conversational skills in American Sign Language. That, however, is not the only thing I do proficiently with my hands

I now have a boner

I think she'd be happy to take care of that

*hides*

Already getting me clients, you're an awesome friend!

As long as they don't completely steal you from me, cuz, y'know, I've already admitted my love for you...

You could join in and help. Cause, you know, that's what friends are for.

Threesome?

Up for it?

I think I am

bregalad5

I think I am

Well now, this is exciting... In more ways than one. If you know what I mean

Gmtribble90

This ^

Mutant13

Any emotional affection will fade when I confess about the -literally dozens- of prostitutes I've killed.

Was an axe involved?

Nope. Failed foray into "cocaine brownies"

dumb_blondes_rock

You've been a bad boy.....now get down and lick my boots you piece of scum and beg for my forgiveness *wahpsshhh* Well...there was my tryout portion of it...photos coming soon

:blushing: I don't know... sounds like you could be a pro

I'm whatever you want me to be baby.....lol

QueenGyn

Any emotional affection will fade when I confess about the -literally dozens- of prostitutes I've killed.

Was an axe involved?

I like where this is going.
Blood, blood, everywhere.

:drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

bethlaf

he lost me when he said no whips and chains..

bethlaf

Please include some gloss 8x10's and your list of qualifications. No pro's please, but semi-pros will be considered. Must be able to be discrete.

Do they have to be pics of our own selves or can we send one of Homer Simpson

this

bannedword

Any emotional affection will fade when I confess about the -literally dozens- of prostitutes I've killed.

It was only twelve. DOZEN! Not dozens.

Jeez. Stop exaggerating.

TheWiseCat

My life trapped in the forums...

kevinindelaware

lol

jersey_jenn

you can get the pics, but you'll have to add your own 'special' gloss to them ;P