May I suggest... You'll lose 20 pounds in a week!
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In my lifetime from teens forward:
-starvation diet, not even water, yeah that's smart.
-dexatrim-remember those
-Figurine bars-dating myself
-the mayo clinic diet-boiled eggs and grapefruit-yum
-fat free- yeah eat all the fat free Entenmanns you can and you won't get FAT
-cocaine
-meth
-Ritalin
-phen phen
I know I missed some....0 -
TorrizzleWillSizzle wrote: »Ill get shunned for saying this but here goes :
I did HCG for 2 months and lost about 30lbs, it was hard but I did it. I got pregnant 1/2 through the second round and had to quit but I didn't gain any of the weight back after giving birth. It was waaaay expensive and I wouldn't do it again because of that but I don't regret doing it either.
I did try diet pills, slim fast, fasting and nothing worked. I'm back here so I don't have to rely on anything but me to lose weight and get healthy
And really oatmea water... i don't even like regular oatmeal let alone oatmeal water!!!
Hi!! Can you please explain about HCG? I'm curious!!3 -
katiey1123 wrote: »TorrizzleWillSizzle wrote: »Ill get shunned for saying this but here goes :
I did HCG for 2 months and lost about 30lbs, it was hard but I did it. I got pregnant 1/2 through the second round and had to quit but I didn't gain any of the weight back after giving birth. It was waaaay expensive and I wouldn't do it again because of that but I don't regret doing it either.
I did try diet pills, slim fast, fasting and nothing worked. I'm back here so I don't have to rely on anything but me to lose weight and get healthy And really oatmea water... i don't even like regular oatmeal let alone oatmeal water!!!
Hi!! Can you please explain about HCG? I'm curious!!
It's a VLCD combined with injecting pregnant lady hormones, which is now illegal in many states and countries. Just... don't.4 -
katiey1123 wrote: »TorrizzleWillSizzle wrote: »Ill get shunned for saying this but here goes :
I did HCG for 2 months and lost about 30lbs, it was hard but I did it. I got pregnant 1/2 through the second round and had to quit but I didn't gain any of the weight back after giving birth. It was waaaay expensive and I wouldn't do it again because of that but I don't regret doing it either.
I did try diet pills, slim fast, fasting and nothing worked. I'm back here so I don't have to rely on anything but me to lose weight and get healthy And really oatmea water... i don't even like regular oatmeal let alone oatmeal water!!!
Hi!! Can you please explain about HCG? I'm curious!!
It’s a “diet” that isn’t allowed on MFP0 -
Another zombie thread.0
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Yeah... humans tend to like short-term goals. And long term changes that aren't "fun" and "easy" are even harder.
However, saying that... we're also as a species who have demonstrated such projects as the Pyramids, so we do have it in us.0 -
I guess I was never for extreme diets, because I've never tried anything but South Beach (and that was only because a co-worker was having such good progress with it, even though I gained, CICO) in the past before I found MFP. They all seemed hard, pointless and a waste of money. I lost 50lbs just "changing habits" and eating less. That seems much easier to me...
But I great up in a house with a Mom who has tried all these crazy things. I still remember how the house would smell while her Cabbage Soup was cooking. GROSS! Everything in the magazine "Woman's Day" she's tried and failed at. She's done Grapefruit, Slim Fast, WW, etc. You name it.0 -
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tyrantduck wrote: »Believe it or not I'm actually on something right now that's doing its job. It's called ACE by Saba... it's a metabolism booster and appetite suppressant. I'm on it three days and off for one day at a time.
I don't believe it.2 -
DonttrythatwithME wrote: »heroin?
Moreish but might give you a gippy tummy
sorry, completely off topic, but was that a Dylan Moran: Monster reference?
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tyrantduck wrote: »Don't forget
- No carb
- Lemon water
- Brush teeth when hungry
- and last but not least: SLIM FAST!
LMAO!!! SLIM FAST! I remember that!
lmao i did slim fast for a month and GAINED weight! that stuff is loaded with sugar and tastes like crap anyway!
I actually like the coffee late one lol
My dad also gained weight when doing slim fast (around 25years ago now) on the advice of his doctor who swore by the stuff0 -
drop_it_like_a_squat wrote: »Seriously, WTF is oatmeal water?
I'm glad you asked - it does not sound good!0 -
Hi! Do you recognize this tub of crap?
That's me, three-and-a-half weeks ago! Since then, I've lost 155 pounds!
Yes, you heard me right! I lost 155 pounds in less than three weeks!
How did I lose all that gross fat? By combining the miracle of technology with ordinary street junkies! Producing this: Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters!
It's this simple: wear my patented vibrating heat-bead suit, then jam an unbelievable amount of pure, raw crystal meth into your system! You might ask, "Isn't crystal meth illegal?" You bet! But my scientist, Dr. Cody, spends his days in a tin shed deep inside a small canyon outside San Bernadino, constantly altering the scientific formula of a bathtub crank that keeps us one step ahead the law, and keeps you one step ahead of the fat farm! Fatties, here's my promise: wear my vibrating heat beads, while blasting down handfuls of crrystal meth, and you'll drop weight so fast you'll lose your mind!
Any questions?
Shut up and take my money! 0 -
katiey1123 wrote: »TorrizzleWillSizzle wrote: »Ill get shunned for saying this but here goes :
I did HCG for 2 months and lost about 30lbs, it was hard but I did it. I got pregnant 1/2 through the second round and had to quit but I didn't gain any of the weight back after giving birth. It was waaaay expensive and I wouldn't do it again because of that but I don't regret doing it either.
I did try diet pills, slim fast, fasting and nothing worked. I'm back here so I don't have to rely on anything but me to lose weight and get healthy And really oatmea water... i don't even like regular oatmeal let alone oatmeal water!!!
Hi!! Can you please explain about HCG? I'm curious!!
If anyone is selling you HCG, they are lying to you and/or breaking the law, selling you fake drops. Real HCG is not effective as a weight loss aid, and it's illegal in the US to market it as such. It's supposed to be used in conjunction with a 500 calorie diet. Gee, I wonder how the weight loss happens.1 -
Things done or recommended:
Hydroxycut- gave me a massive nosebleed during a workout because of a blood pressure spike
Suggested to get surgery
Magic weight loss oil
Faulty OMAD diet- this person's version is extra value meals, multiple candy bars, and bags of chips, obviously exceeding their calorie limit because they're still gaining weight to this day. It's calories folks, not meal frequency!
Vegan or vegetarianism with no portion control
HCG
Food combining
Green smoothie cleanse
Special K diet
But... Weight watchers actually worked. Just tired of all the program changes.
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Oh I forgot to mention Herbal Life! http://www.herbalife.com/global
You replace two meals with their shakes or whatever.. Yea My mom and aunts did it for about 4 months! Lost SO much weight... after 4 months! Gained back and more!!
My parents did Herbalife...they're still overweight. Infact they're both diabetics
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A friend convinced me to try a juice fast with her once. It was the worst 6 hours of my life.1
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sytchequeen wrote: »drop_it_like_a_squat wrote: »Seriously, WTF is oatmeal water?
I'm glad you asked - it does not sound good!
Google 'Atholl Brose' if alcohol is not verboten for you/your diet. Oatmeal water has its uses.
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