Dr Oz Spam Diet and Bacon Keytones Cleanse?
MiloBloom83
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Has anyone tried this yet? It's pretty new and cutting edge, so i can't wait to compare results with others!!! I am jacked about this!!!
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I've been on it and I feel so much better and full of energy.
just remember you need to go to a real super market with a butcher and ASK for the BACON KEYTONES. They won't have them just out with the other stuff. Its the best kept secret for weight loss ever!0 -
Dr. Oz I hate you
Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything
Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you
Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny
I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out
Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you
Sorry it didn't rhyme0 -
Having spent some time in Hawaii, I can attest to the magical properties of Spam. This is the diet that works! I'll have to try that cleanse but I'm pretty sure I'll be glued to the TV this week for the incredible Dr. Oz. Is there any truth to the rumor that he once bit off the head of a bat?
Edit: Spelling, in honor of Dr. Derp week0 -
hi MiloBloom830
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I prefer the canadian bacon keytones, but both are pretty effective. Just have to calculate in the conversion rate.0
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Dr. Oz I hate you
Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything
Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you
Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny
I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out
Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you
Sorry it didn't rhyme
Both beautiful and moving *single tear*0 -
Dr. Oz I hate you
Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything
Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you
Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny
I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out
Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you
Sorry it didn't rhyme
Wonderful poet.0 -
i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.0
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Sorry it didn't rhyme
I didn't need to. Very moving. *clicking fingers together* Great job man. *sips coffee*0 -
What about Turkey Bacon Keytones or will they just give you a fake results.0
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I'm doing the bacon grease cleanse this week, do you think that this diet would be a good follow-up to really burn off the fat? I mean, if it's Dr. Oz endorsed, it must be good... He's a doctor, he wouldn't lie to us.0
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What sort of a Doctor is this lad anyway?0
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As soon as you said Dr Oz. *i did the eye rolling thing* lol ..0
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keytones 'eh? of the musical variety?0
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*sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*0
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LOL, too funny -SPAM diet and Bacon Keytones? LMAO.
Yes Dr. Oz is yet another Oprah borne calamity, but there is far worse on TV. The show called "The Doctor's" makes Oz look downright reasonable in comparison. Any thread mocking any of the TV doctors will get no objections from this poster.
My most disliked list:
1. Any physician on "The Doctors"
2. The "Restasis" women/actor playing a doctor
3. Dr. Oz or any Doctor that wears scrubs on TV for that matter.
Those who ride the subways of NYC may be familiar with the infamous "Dr. Zizmor" dermatology ads, but since he actually treats patients, I have to give him a break so he's not on the list.0 -
i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.0 -
O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...0
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In for the bacon.0
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Turkey Bacon Keytones must be free range or they will just give you a fake results0
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i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
Hey! Don't derail my topic. Start your own thread!0 -
Dr OZ has cleanses on all week! I am recording the shows...dont want to miss a MINUTE of his brilliance.0
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This was my first thought...
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sounds better than Dingle Berry Extract, so...
...in!0 -
i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.
This made me laugh a lot at my desk... I needed that this Monday morning.0 -
Jalapeno spam takes it up a notch.
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Bacon has keytones? Score!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom! And to think I've been eating raspberries this whole time. *face palm*0
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I am offended that there is not a vegetarian option so I created my own - vegan spam (made with tofu) and soy bacon. It's delish, you should try!0
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I'm not doing any cleanse that doesn't allow scrapple.0
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