Dr Oz Spam Diet and Bacon Keytones Cleanse?

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
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    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    Hey! Don't derail my topic. Start your own thread!
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    Dr OZ has cleanses on all week! I am recording the shows...dont want to miss a MINUTE of his brilliance.
  • Scott2ndGradeTeacher
    Scott2ndGradeTeacher Posts: 147 Member
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    This was my first thought...


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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    sounds better than Dingle Berry Extract, so...

    ...in!
  • Nicole65
    Nicole65 Posts: 41 Member
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    i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.

    I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.

    This made me laugh a lot at my desk... I needed that this Monday morning.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Jalapeno spam takes it up a notch.

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  • mfrkorey
    mfrkorey Posts: 176 Member
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  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
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    Bacon has keytones? Score!!!! Nom, nom, nom, nom! And to think I've been eating raspberries this whole time. *face palm*
  • TXBelle1174
    TXBelle1174 Posts: 615 Member
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    I am offended that there is not a vegetarian option so I created my own - vegan spam (made with tofu) and soy bacon. It's delish, you should try!
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
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    I'm not doing any cleanse that doesn't allow scrapple.
  • Siege_Tank
    Siege_Tank Posts: 781 Member
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    What sort of a Doctor is this lad anyway?

    He's a cardiothoracic surgeon...

    Not a diagnostician, not a reasearcher, not an endocrinologist, not an internal medicine specialist, he doesn't specialize in any particular field or focus..

    He's a cutter. A Saw Bones. He took his experience with dealing with diseases and disorders of the metabolic systems and applied them to his TV show.

    -_- Damn Witch Doctor
  • Iron_Feline
    Iron_Feline Posts: 10,750 Member
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    *sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*

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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
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    I prefer the canadian bacon keytones, but both are pretty effective. Just have to calculate in the conversion rate.

    They're maple-y good.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
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    Dr. Oz and the Bacon Keytones was my favorite band in the 80s. I think.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    *sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*

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    I :heart: you.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    My most disliked list:

    1. Any physician on "The Doctors"
    2. The "Restasis" women/actor playing a doctor
    3. Dr. Oz or any Doctor that wears scrubs on TV for that matter.

    I thought I was the only one who disliked that actress!! And boy, are you right about that show "The Doctors." It wasn't so bad until Dr Oz came along and smoked them in the ratings. Now they are just as sensationalist as "Dr." Phil.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    if you really want to jump start your body's production of ketones for a ketogenic acid, just drink some acetone.

    (complete sarcasm. don't do that)
  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
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    FINALLY!!! A Dr.Oz diet that speaks to my soul!!!!!! I'm heading to my butcher right now and get me some bacon ketones! :love:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
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    O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...

    If you watch Dr. Oz, then you're being punked.
  • JJordon
    JJordon Posts: 857 Member
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    WIZARD!!!!

    I guess he's a doctor, but it seems like he's peddling magic not real solutions. Real solutions wouldnt give him air time.

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