I hate pooping do you hate pooping

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candyass1
candyass1 Posts: 23
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I hate pooping, it isnt fun, it isnt cool and it isnt sexy. Yes it is an excellent way to figure out the features of my new smart phone, read a novel, or occupy time while you wait for your stake to marinate but I hate it.

DO you hate pooping. I wish I could stop pooping. =(
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  • kaylindeschanel
    kaylindeschanel Posts: 105 Member
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    excuse me, what is this that you're speaking of?
    women don't poop.
  • candyass1
    candyass1 Posts: 23
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    LUCKY :sad: :sad:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Hate pooping? Who the **** ARE you??
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    No.
  • spozzybear
    spozzybear Posts: 216 Member
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    I hate pooping, it isnt fun, it isnt cool and it isnt sexy. Yes it is an excellent way to figure out the features of my new smart phone, read a novel, or occupy time while you wait for your stake to marinate but I hate it.

    DO you hate pooping. I wish I could stop pooping. =(

    Don't forget to disinfect your phone afterwards :wink:
  • jkirby79
    jkirby79 Posts: 44 Member
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    It's even funnier that your name is candyass haha. I'm sure I could come up with some inappropriate joke but I'm going to refrain.
  • Hezzietiger1
    Hezzietiger1 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    i like jumping on the scale b4 and after a good poop! lol
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    No.

    This. I love taking poops.
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    I love it. Especially after my morning joe. You must be pooping that "GLASS" poo to hate it so much. tsk.

    Try eating a cup of blueberries a day. It'll help you out and you'll have an interesting color poo to look at.
  • AngelicxAnnihilation
    AngelicxAnnihilation Posts: 336 Member
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    yes.. more than almost anything..
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    No. I poop multiple times a day. Two kids under 4. It's my alone time.
  • josarahm
    josarahm Posts: 48
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    You would hate it more if you couldn't poop!
  • closedforrenovation
    closedforrenovation Posts: 24
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    I would be THRILLED if it never ever happened again.


    If I ever did it, cuz, you know, girls don't. But yeah that s*** (literally) needs to be phased out!
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
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    I hate that feeling before I poo of having to poo. But AFTER I poo it feels so nice! Much lighter!
  • MizVandyk
    MizVandyk Posts: 602 Member
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    It gets in the way of my work outs. ...
  • kayemme
    kayemme Posts: 1,782 Member
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    i do not hate pooping; in fact, i LOVE POOPING. it's seriously my favorite time of the day. i always feel so clean afterward.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    You might be doing it wrong

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/813554-do-i-poop-wrong?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    No.

    ^this

    Some days it's the highlight of my day.
  • briannakaechele
    briannakaechele Posts: 32
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    I love to poop! I usually have a good poop after a glass of water in the morning, as soon as I finish the first cup of coffee at work, and then after every meal! What a great feeling.

    I also love to step on the scale before and after....And then yell across the house to my husband about how LARGE my poop is!

    I absolutely would hate it if I pooped any less than multiple times a day!
  • infamousdrew76
    infamousdrew76 Posts: 176 Member
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    I just hate it when I have to go at work, and someone decides to use the stall right next to me....there are like a dozen other stalls, why set up camp right next to me!!! I don't know why, but I hate it!
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