You wake up in a jail cell...

CrazyTrackLady
CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
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And your best friend is next to you. What do you say?
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  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    "Let's do that again!"
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    "Who are you and why do you keep following me"
    or
    point to her/him and start screaming "It wasn't me. It was him/her and the one-armed man"
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Where are our clothes?
  • Tatonka_usn
    Tatonka_usn Posts: 433 Member
    Thank god your name's NOT Bubba......right?
  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    Don' worry, I'm sleeping with the judge, we'll be out by noon!
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Oops! I did it again.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    you shot shariff but we did not shoot the deputy
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I guess we better start that convict conditioning program now.
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    it your turn to pick up the soap for bubba
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Oh God. What did we do THIS time.......?!?!
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    "Do you know why we're in jail! Don't say a word to police besides asking why we are here. , they will try to separate us and get us to confess to some crime we know nothing about. Request a lawyer and exercise your 5th amendment right to not incriminate yourself and ME!"

    Jail is a stressful place, the cold temperature, the center-block walls, not even enough space to call it a broom closet, watching other people **** in other holding cells, trying to sleep on an iron cold slab. It's meant to punish and break people down so they become more docile, malleable, and think twice before committing another crime. It's cruel, but perhaps not unusual.

    Of course that is if the jail has a single holding cell per prisoner, the sleep deprivation, isolation, and cold temperature will usually make people cry and become slightly psychotic within a day or two. If you're placed into a drunk tank unit, then you have to deal with other people. a lot of those people can be extremely drunk, high on drugs, and highly aggressive and violent., so it's best to keep to yourself and don't make eye contact.
  • M______
    M______ Posts: 288 Member
    I know what I would say

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  • butterflylover527
    butterflylover527 Posts: 940 Member
    you shot shariff but we did not shoot the deputy

    Thank you, this was the best one lol
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    I guess we better start that convict conditioning program now.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • C12254
    C12254 Posts: 198
    "It was worth it"

    because the only way ill ever end up in jail is if someone messes with my kids- id kill them.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    "We should've buried him deeper."
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    whos your cudle buddy o i have one to o hell no HELP
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Hey, I got dibs on Martha Stewart
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    we are not in kances any more o hell no this looks like the tv show of oz
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    "She did it!"

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  • hellokittymaui
    hellokittymaui Posts: 226 Member
    Ohhh crap....
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Do you still have that **** stashed in ur Vag?
    Hand it over
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    do you remember that game of dare last night ? i dare you to drop the soap
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Dude, where's my car
  • skinnylynnie74
    skinnylynnie74 Posts: 154 Member
    I warned him, "til death do we part...!"
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    "You wanna be the Momma or the Papa?"
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  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    thats wa s fun. now we are ****ED
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    im so drunk

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