You wake up in a jail cell...
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Ohhh crap....0
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Do you still have that **** stashed in ur Vag?
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do you remember that game of dare last night ? i dare you to drop the soap0
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Dude, where's my car0
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I warned him, "til death do we part...!"0
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"You wanna be the Momma or the Papa?"0
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Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon?0
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thats wa s fun. now we are ****ED0
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im so drunk0
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do you remember the chicks we picked up? well there in here with us and there dudes0
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that's right, plead the 5th. smart cookie.0 -
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Even better!0 -
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Even better!
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Damn again ???0
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"I really regret not getting that 'ONE WAY' tattoo now."0
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"ahhh shiiiit! How am I gonna get my work out in??"0
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why didnt u stop me b4 i got on the table top0
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Why do I have a tattoo on my *kitten* that says: "For Brandon, may the *kitten* be with you!"?0
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