Help...people with noses only.

AlongCame_Molly

Sounds like your nose is a real hoochie...I'd get both nostrils tested for the clap.

mfrkorey

Put a tampon in your nose if it is having a period, should help. Oh, and yes. You might be pregnant. Learn from this mistake and next time you finger your nose put a condom on finger.

Would a finger cot work as well as a condom? I'm afriad the condom would be too big for the finger and might slip off.

yes!

ladymiseryali

Okay, that made my day! :laugh:

MyChocolateDiet

I just want to say I love you all. I can't believe I made it through this whole thread without laughing out loud...but I had to, because I'm at work, and I don't want to have to explain this all to my coworkers. Anyway, each and every one of you are sick people, and you have all contributed to making this the highlight of my week.


Edit: After I posted my comment, I noticed this at the bottom of the page: "Posts by members, moderators and admins should not be considered medical advice and no guarantee is made against accuracy." Please keep that in mind when you're sneezing on the pee stick, putting tampons up your nose, and replacing said nose with a penis. Also, if you prefer to use pads, just stick a pantiliner under your nose and tell people you're growing a mustache. Good day.

I'm going with this one. Thanks!

Fairy_Farts