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Any Cleanse Recommendations?

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  • lintino
    lintino Posts: 456 Member
    Vodka Purge ...this is easier to do with Jagermeister since it tastes so vile, but vodka is clear, therefore "clean".



    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
    Eat a lot of kale...you will feel better unless you die, or become paralyzed or develop a chronic illness, so eat kale.
  • Madmadz77
    Madmadz77 Posts: 129 Member
    Vodka Purge ...this is easier to do with Jagermeister since it tastes so vile, but vodka is clear, therefore "clean".

    What do you know, I have been purging for years!!!
  • MorgueBabe
    MorgueBabe Posts: 1,188 Member
    I just want to use this GIF
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  • formersec
    formersec Posts: 233 Member
    All I have to do is drink milk or eat anything with milk in it. Boy, do I get cleansed!
  • Pearlyladybug
    Pearlyladybug Posts: 882 Member
    Here's a recipe that I use every now and then to help my body detox. Helps with weight loss as well, especially when you are close to losing those "final five"... (The lady I received this from called it a "liver kick" :drinker:)

    - 1 cup fresh-squeezed lemon or grapefruit juice
    - 1 inch raw ginger
    - 1 clove garlic
    - 1 tablespoon extra virgin olive oil

    I think she recommended using a juicer, but I just throw the above items in a blender. It doesn't taste as weird as it sounds.

    sorry but that does not sound good at all!
  • Pearlyladybug
    Pearlyladybug Posts: 882 Member
    Vodka Purge ...this is easier to do with Jagermeister since it tastes so vile, but vodka is clear, therefore "clean".

    :laugh:
  • WVprankster
    WVprankster Posts: 430 Member
    Cleanses don't work. Watch and track what you put in your facehole. Before or after that (I usually try for before) move a majority of the rest of you in enough ways and with enough intensity to elicit effort and caloric expenditure.



    Did I sound like Dr. Oz enough for you to believe me?



    If a guy could poop his way to low bodyfat, believe me, my droogs and I would be some ripped-up fellows.
  • BarackMeLikeAHurricane
    BarackMeLikeAHurricane Posts: 3,400 Member
    I've found that having a liver is a great way to cleanse you body. It's almost as if that's why we have one.
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    I once at a can of Progresso High fiber soup that cleansed me for about 6 hours afterward. Of course, I did not realize it was high fiber until the bullet train gained full speed. Then I went back and took a closer look at the label and TADAA! 40% of RDA of fiber in ONE serving, there were 2 servings in the can, which I ate all of. Come on now... who eats just half a can of soup? Anyhoo, once that crazy ride was over I felt like my batteries had been drained. It was exhausting.
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