How do I get this girl?

NormInv

The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

2stepscloser

Pull down your pants

My0WNinspiration

Try originality

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

Ask her to do this

bronx1101

get her what?

weevil66

Tell her you know how she can obtain a thigh gap.

Or, you can tell her you have tasty snack treats.

markymarrkk

woooo!! YA! right on buddy, way to spit that innanet game, brody! swag so sick, too bad it ain't contagious! you must rack up that poon all day!

NormInv

what the

LonLB

Ask her to do this

:laugh:

matt2442

Post this to her:

you're welcome

pastryari

OP, are you grabbing your peen in your profile picture?

MidwestAngel

Post this to her:

you're welcome

How YOU doin?

TwinkieDong

OP, are you grabbing your peen in your profile picture?

No, he is yelling " YEAH!!!!!" after a hard workout while flexing

taunto

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

Lift_This_

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

this is how he got me.....on his friends list...

LOL...

hi taunto!

Cold_Steel

The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

Probably by not simulating *kitten* in your profile pic... I mean you might get someone but they are probably not wife material...

TinaS88

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

LMAO. Take notes from this guy, clearly a pro.. Ahahaha

WinnerVictorious

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

BostonStrong617

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

You forgot about the part where they insist that they're star crossed lovers who are completely made for each other tho. Come on bro, don't you believe in the power of love? It''s like a Modern Day Rameo and Juliet with fake pictures and catfishing. The fake pictures are SUPER important because you have to make the person thinks you're a super hot model but that means never meeting them and falling in love through phone calls and texts. It's a fairy tale of the digital age for underage and/or morbidly obese girls and creepy hairy 40 year old male virgins posing as Twitter models.

Crankstr

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

AH, my sweet Taunto...this is what I did to you....heh.

cept i didnt tell you you were amazing

If i recall i yelled at you



many times.


hi Taunto.

laughingdani

Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
You gotta sit.
Wait.
Watch from a distance.
Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

What we have is real, Taunto.