How do I get this girl?

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Join a band?
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Probably by not simulating *kitten* in your profile pic... I mean you might get someone but they are probably not wife material...

    Whatcha talking about?? This is the whole reason I befriended him!! Simulated *kitten*...yes please!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    chloroform :P
    Uniform :P

    eye-candy-wilmer-valderrama-1.jpg?w=500

    Oh look, he's also grabbing his... patrol stick.
  • You forgot about the part where they insist that they're star crossed lovers who are completely made for each other tho. Come on bro, don't you believe in the power of love? It''s like a Modern Day Rameo and Juliet with fake pictures and catfishing. The fake pictures are SUPER important because you have to make the person thinks you're a super hot model but that means never meeting them and falling in love through phone calls and texts. It's a fairy tale of the digital age for underage and/or morbidly obese girls and creepy hairy 40 year old male virgins posing as Twitter models.

    Where do you get this stuff from?
    :)

    You can't make this stuff up! It's the world we live in, MFP romances are so legit, I fall in love with someone new every 2 months on here, and they are all the most amazing people I've ever talked to in my life, and I am so lucky to have been blessed with them and we got SO much closer talking online ya know? People don't understand how deep of a relationship you can deveop through texts and phone calls without all that stupid stuff like physical intimacy, spending actual time together and having face to face conversations or having the person know what I look like get in the way!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Really you guys!?!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Probably by not simulating *kitten* in your profile pic... I mean you might get someone but they are probably not wife material...

    Whatcha talking about?? This is the whole reason I befriended him!! Simulated *kitten*...yes please!

    :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    You forgot about the part where they insist that they're star crossed lovers who are completely made for each other tho. Come on bro, don't you believe in the power of love? It''s like a Modern Day Rameo and Juliet with fake pictures and catfishing. The fake pictures are SUPER important because you have to make the person thinks you're a super hot model but that means never meeting them and falling in love through phone calls and texts. It's a fairy tale of the digital age for underage and/or morbidly obese girls and creepy hairy 40 year old male virgins posing as Twitter models.

    Where do you get this stuff from?
    :)

    You can't make this stuff up! It's the world we live in, MFP romances are so legit, I fall in love with someone new every 2 months on here, and they are all the most amazing people I've ever talked to in my life, and I am so lucky to have been blessed with them and we got SO much closer talking online ya know? People don't understand how deep of a relationship you can deveop through texts and phone calls without all that stupid stuff like physical intimacy, spending actual time together and having face to face conversations or having the person know what I look like get in the way!



    OK MANTI'
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Ask Ariel Castro.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Ask Ariel Castro.



    HAHA. And I thought my van and pit comments were borderline inappropriate because of the news in Cleveland. Then you go and do this.:indifferent:
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    Talk more about the snacks... lots and lots of healthy snacks.... like, A LOT.
  • luckyshilling
    luckyshilling Posts: 229
    Be really really creepy.


    Oh wait, you're already doing it.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    :laugh:
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    OP, are you grabbing your peen in your profile picture?
    LOL
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Send her pics of your junk.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Ask Ariel Castro.



    HAHA. And I thought my van and pit comments were borderline inappropriate because of the news in Cleveland. Then you go and do this.:indifferent:

    Wait. There are boundaries?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Be really really creepy.


    Oh wait, you're already doing it.

    made you look eh! eh! eh!