Biggest Pet Peeves

pudadough

Serious: when women date d-bags and want to know why he cheats and it ends badly. Like it did with the last four d-bags. Then they want to play the martyr and say "all guys are d-bags" and you just want to smack some reality into them.


Less Serious: grown *kitten* people who pop their gum. That is something you have to work at doing. So STOP!

michellechawner

Putting on your make-up in the car (the damn light is green, move it!)

MY worst pet-peeve - talking on your cell phone while driving (which is illegal in this state, unless you have a bluetooth). Especially the people who are not paying attention to the road and swerving and almost cause accidents then they yell at me for not being careful - um, you're on your phone. That's a $160+ ticket, want me to call the cop now or later?

I love the people who hold the phone out while on speakerphone and say "but I'm not holding the phone up to my ear, it's speakerphone". You're still holding your ****ing phone. \What part of hands-free don't you understand?

Also people who tell me I don't need to lose weight. It's my body, thanks for tell me how to live. You, on the other hand... LEt me tell you all your flaws.

oX_Vanessa_Xo

Putting on your make-up in the car (the damn light is green, move it!)

MY worst pet-peeve - talking on your cell phone while driving (which is illegal in this state, unless you have a bluetooth). Especially the people who are not paying attention to the road and swerving and almost cause accidents then they yell at me for not being careful - um, you're on your phone. That's a $160+ ticket, want me to call the cop now or later?

I love the people who hold the phone out while on speakerphone and say "but I'm not holding the phone up to my ear, it's speakerphone". You're still holding your ****ing phone. \What part of hands-free don't you understand?

Also people who tell me I don't need to lose weight. It's my body, thanks for tell me how to live. You, on the other hand... LEt me tell you all your flaws.

It's illegal here in Canada too, but it's no electronic device in your hand at all,


I also hate when I tell people Im trying to lose weight and live a healthier lifestyle and they say something like "omg! You're not fat!" And I'm just like, I know you're trying to be nice, but please... I'm not stupid.

michellechawner

Putting on your make-up in the car (the damn light is green, move it!)

MY worst pet-peeve - talking on your cell phone while driving (which is illegal in this state, unless you have a bluetooth). Especially the people who are not paying attention to the road and swerving and almost cause accidents then they yell at me for not being careful - um, you're on your phone. That's a $160+ ticket, want me to call the cop now or later?

I love the people who hold the phone out while on speakerphone and say "but I'm not holding the phone up to my ear, it's speakerphone". You're still holding your ****ing phone. \What part of hands-free don't you understand?

Also people who tell me I don't need to lose weight. It's my body, thanks for tell me how to live. You, on the other hand... LEt me tell you all your flaws.

It's illegal here in Canada too, but it's no electronic device in your hand at all,


I also hate when I tell people Im trying to lose weight and live a healthier lifestyle and they say something like "omg! You're not fat!" And I'm just like, I know you're trying to be nice, but please... I'm not stupid.

YES. Everyone is all you don't even weigh that much, you're fine.

REALLY? when I started I wore a size 10. Now, I'm in a 6/8. IT's my body, NOT yours. Have you seen me naked? NOPE, THEN NO OPINION!

oX_Vanessa_Xo

Putting on your make-up in the car (the damn light is green, move it!)

MY worst pet-peeve - talking on your cell phone while driving (which is illegal in this state, unless you have a bluetooth). Especially the people who are not paying attention to the road and swerving and almost cause accidents then they yell at me for not being careful - um, you're on your phone. That's a $160+ ticket, want me to call the cop now or later?

I love the people who hold the phone out while on speakerphone and say "but I'm not holding the phone up to my ear, it's speakerphone". You're still holding your ****ing phone. \What part of hands-free don't you understand?

Also people who tell me I don't need to lose weight. It's my body, thanks for tell me how to live. You, on the other hand... LEt me tell you all your flaws.

It's illegal here in Canada too, but it's no electronic device in your hand at all,


I also hate when I tell people Im trying to lose weight and live a healthier lifestyle and they say something like "omg! You're not fat!" And I'm just like, I know you're trying to be nice, but please... I'm not stupid.

YES. Everyone is all you don't even weigh that much, you're fine.

REALLY? when I started I wore a size 10. Now, I'm in a 6/8. IT's my body, NOT yours. Have you seen me naked? NOPE, THEN NO OPINION!

Yup, it really annoys me. Last time I checked 200 lbs at 5"8 is fat! 50 lbs ago I wasn't fat but clearly you can tell I've gained so please.... kindly stfu lol

onwarddownward

I hate:

Repetitive music, like from video games. I am always yelling, "MUTE!" :devil:

When people bite their forks and scrape their food off through clenched teeth. :mad:

When my husband sleeps later on weekends and does not make the bed afterward. :huh:

When people can not get their clothes into the hamper, but will toss them on the floor three feet away. :explode:

When people dump trash in the can, miss the can and leave the junk on the floor. :sick:

When ANYONE adjusts the seats in my van. :noway: :noway: :noway:

Is it just me? Am I the mean one?

1223345

I hate:

Repetitive music, like from video games. I am always yelling, "MUTE!" :devil:

When people bite their forks and scrape their food off through clenched teeth. :mad:

When my husband sleeps later on weekends and does not make the bed afterward. :huh:

When people can not get their clothes into the hamper, but will toss them on the floor three feet away. :explode:

When people dump trash in the can, miss the can and leave the junk on the floor. :sick:

When ANYONE adjusts the seats in my van. :noway: :noway: :noway:

Is it just me? Am I the mean one?

You are all up in my head! I especially hate when my husband drives the mommy machine and messes with the seat, mirrors and ac vents! I really just wish he would fix the ac vents, I hate when they are blowing right in my face!

nanusimprobus

My biggest pet peeve is when she makes me take a shower.

I really hate it when she makes me wash off my natural bacon smell. It takes about two or three weeks without a shower into order to properly develop it. Also, I hate water.

Derpes

This one really gets me - when people refer to the forward slash / as a back slash \

heywithers

When people make a big deal about ducklips

I'll seriously delete you if you post a meme on facebook calling girls who do duckface "*kitten*"

gkwatra

I work retail so I have about a million but the main ones are people that like to go in the fitting room a nd leave the clothes they try on wadded in balls on the floor but hang the hangers on the hooks and people who seem to think I'm rainman and can spout prices (complete with tax) on a whim. Also women who have accidents in the fitting room and don't say anything leaving the nasty surprise behind. More than once ive reached down to pick up a garment from the floor only to find its urine soaked. Or worse. So disgusting.

I worked many years in retail and I hear ya!! Or, women will leave their kids' dirty diapers in there. Or, some woman with really nasty perfume will go in there and you won't be able to get rid of that smell for days.

gkwatra

- Negative people
- Fear mongers (guess I should stop watching the news)
- False sense of entitlement
- Adults throwing tantrums

MjrFatteh

Getting hung up on when I call a store.

homerjspartan

I don't like my boss. In fact if you are thinking of something for me at Christmas, bring Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey *kitten* he is! Hallelujah! Holy *kitten*! Where's the Tylenol?

eric_sg61

People who bring more than 20 items through the express lane at the store when I am behind them

People blocking traffic in the parking lot to wait for someone to load their car and leave so they can get the parking spot, just f'in walk ya lazy bum!

Yes I just got back from the store lol

1223345

I don't like my boss. In fact if you are thinking of something for me at Christmas, bring Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey *kitten* he is! Hallelujah! Holy *kitten*! Where's the Tylenol?

You have no class. You left off lily-livered and yellow bellied.

CrazyTrackLady

Anyone who overuses the word "like" as in "Like, I'm totally, like, not into that.: AND, any woman (I say this because it is a more common occurrence in women than men) who talks in a nasally, fractured way. If you are unsure of what I mean, you need to listen to Nikki Minaj on American Idol.

Example: "It's sooooo, like, annoying when you talk like thaaaaaaatttttt eh eh eh"

Learn to enunciate and quit whining.

JefferyCraft

Stupid people... I despise stupid people

Gunr2147

All of the less endowed individuals who manage to piss all over the floor in the men's room at the stand up urinals.... TAKE A STEP CLOSER SUNSHINE!!!