How do you get SUMMER CALVES?

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    With summer around the corner and shorts season already here, I was wondering what I can do to tone my calves so I look great in my jorts?

    Any help please?!

    I heard if you pee down your legs, it would help with both form and definition. Also, if done correctly you can just dribble down the jorts...the opening is usually wide enough.

    oh...wait...

    Never mind, apparently that's for jellyfish stings. Go ahead and try it anyway...you never know. Swimmers get stung by jellyfish...and have you seen swimmers calves? So, there is some evidence to support this.

    Do eet!
  • Teddy_B
    Teddy_B Posts: 69 Member
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    Go to the local dairy, ask to see their finest summer cows, and then request the offspring.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
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    Please stop being a hater. You can enjoy your turkey calves if you want but I am going to rock my summer calves.

    Only helpful replies please!!!

    who's being a hater? (this was your reply to the second post on the thread)
    so confused, my head hurts!

    anyway-I have spring, summer, fall and winter calves cuz I work hard all year long!
  • IzzyBooNZ1
    IzzyBooNZ1 Posts: 1,289 Member
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    Moooooove
  • WakkoW
    WakkoW Posts: 567 Member
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    With summer around the corner and shorts season already here, I was wondering what I can do to tone my calves so I look great in my jorts?

    Any help please?!

    Ballet!

    Dude, Whierd I vote this. Please do so with a pink tutu and take pictures ASAP

    Well, I AM pretty awesome at making tutus, but I have no pink tool. :sad:

    IN to find out what colour Whierd's tool is.

    Came back in here to say this ^^^

    The color of his tulle is immaterial (get it? Har har......... oh, nvrmnd).

    I have heard that size depends on the color and you want to make sure you have enough material.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    You know what else works for me? Shaving. Every June 21st.

    Only once per year?
    Summer is only once, isn't it?

    But it last for like four weeks.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    I read online if u swing upside down, your calves will grow.

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • siqiniq
    siqiniq Posts: 237 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,143 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    In that case, you may be a candidate for a calf transplant. Here is a recent donor....

    cowcalf_zpsd053d26d.jpg
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?

    is there any other kind?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?

    Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?

    Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.

    You could pedal a moped...

    ...but leave the motor running.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?

    Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.

    You could pedal a moped...

    ...but leave the motor running.

    ...

    You are a ****ing genius.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Get a bicycle. It does the trick for me. Firm, shapely calves. good luck!

    I am morally against bicycles.

    Bad childhood experience?

    Riding them is like stealing the food out of the mouths of oil company employees.

    You could pedal a moped...

    ...but leave the motor running.

    ...

    You are a ****ing genius.

    I'm a problem solver.

    It's what I do.
  • whitebalance
    whitebalance Posts: 1,654 Member
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    Dude, you are way too late to get summer calves this year. These things take time! The gestation period for a cow is, like, 285 days. You'd have had to start on those suckers last August.

    Sheesh.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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    Dude, you are way too late to get summer calves this year. These things take time! The gestation period for a cow is, like, 285 days. You'd have had to start on those suckers last August.

    Sheesh.

    The parallels between this correct answer for this and other seasonal body part threads is remarkable.
  • ohmscheeks
    ohmscheeks Posts: 840 Member
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    Jump rope? :)
  • ixa73
    ixa73 Posts: 24 Member
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    Bike riding gives you great calves. If it's too cold to ride you might lookat either an exercise bike or a trainer that you can clip your road bike into. When riding I have my seat high enough that my leg is at full extension when the pedal is down- this gives you the fullest range of motion. I also have my bars low so that my legs are doing all the work. Good luck!

    Edit: too lazy to scroll down and hadn't seen all the posts about bikephobia.... stair master it is then :)

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