lifting is the most horrible thing to a woman since Twiggy
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Hi I’m taunto. You might remember me from threads such as “How to get hot chicks over the internet” or threads about how make your everyday tampon into a deadly weapon!
But today, I am here not to talk about me. I’m here to address something else. I am here to talk to the ladies of MFP about ways to avoid ruining your body. In this presentation I will provide you with evidences that for women, weight lifting makes you bulky, big, too manly, and all around, turns you into a Hulk!
For my first evidence, I present to you 1ConcreteGirl. Just look at this picture. I want to throw up. She is everything that is wrong with women nowadays. Thinking they can weight lift like a man. Well honey, if you gonna weight lift like a man, you gonna LOOK like a man too! Read her confessions of turning into a man in her blog post! http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/fivethreeone/view/how-did-i-workout-570888
Next, we have Sarauk2sf. Look at this crazy bird. She is Cray Cray with a capital C. Not only does she weight lift, she weight lifts more than me. And at the age of 45 too! That is just unacceptable. And whats worst? She eats. A LOT. Don’t women nowadays know that they gotta eat less than a man? Just look at this crazy woman. She eats ice cream almost daily. Pfft, women! And then she DARED to make a thread about her progress? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903628-one-year-of-barbells-and-ice-cream-my-story-so-far-pics
Then we have Barberella. She is a singer. She sings praises about weight lifting. That is just crazy talk if you ask me. Look at her non-lovely, manly lumps. Checkout how this singer almost became a man in her progress story
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/929824-its-been-over-a-year-since-my-hot-affair-began
Another weight lifting fanatic on MFP is 2BhappyBhealthy. Who is she kidding? She has bulked so much that costco has her on sale.
Parvati from Canadia. Now, I don’t know how they do things in Canadia but out here in ‘Murica we prefer our girls not so manly looking.
Adini is a sweet youngen. I had high hopes for her. But alas, she started lifting. Why, WHYYY???? Just look at how weight lifting destroyed this poor girl
The_dizzle is a smart women. Why is it always the smart women that make such silly mistakes? Look how she changed from looking like this
And now, because of weight lifting, she looks like this
Then we have laughindani. Her situation, sadly, is nothing to laugh about folks. Look, look how weight lifting transformed her body. I, as a man, am appalled! WHO DOES THAT TO THEMSELVES? : (
ipuffyheartcompeting just doesn’t get it. She keeps on insisting to weight lift. She heard it somewhere that its good for women? Maybe its in those silly magazines that she models in. I don’t know why women even read if all they’re going to read is silly talk!
Hi Jules
love4fitnesslove4food looks uber manly in these pics. No girl should look like her. I feel sad for the youth nowadays. To top it off, she eats like 2,000+ calories a day. Holy Nutella on a pancake is this girl bulky!
And my last evidence is ToughTulip. AKA, Sunshine. She’s a sweetheart with a big issue. She likes to lift weights. And eat tons. She eats fruits and meats and cheeses. Didn’t she get the memo, she needs to eat and workout like a GIRL! Not a man!
I hope the ladies on MFP finally realize what devastation weight lifting and eating properly is to your body. I hope that one, you all go back to the old days of looking like starving children during the drought and only doing workouts like… cooking.
And heres something for your Monday
Mods: This thread was made purely in the name of humor (and boredom). All participants in this thread have given me the permission to use their pictures and the captions.
But today, I am here not to talk about me. I’m here to address something else. I am here to talk to the ladies of MFP about ways to avoid ruining your body. In this presentation I will provide you with evidences that for women, weight lifting makes you bulky, big, too manly, and all around, turns you into a Hulk!
For my first evidence, I present to you 1ConcreteGirl. Just look at this picture. I want to throw up. She is everything that is wrong with women nowadays. Thinking they can weight lift like a man. Well honey, if you gonna weight lift like a man, you gonna LOOK like a man too! Read her confessions of turning into a man in her blog post! http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/fivethreeone/view/how-did-i-workout-570888
Next, we have Sarauk2sf. Look at this crazy bird. She is Cray Cray with a capital C. Not only does she weight lift, she weight lifts more than me. And at the age of 45 too! That is just unacceptable. And whats worst? She eats. A LOT. Don’t women nowadays know that they gotta eat less than a man? Just look at this crazy woman. She eats ice cream almost daily. Pfft, women! And then she DARED to make a thread about her progress? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/903628-one-year-of-barbells-and-ice-cream-my-story-so-far-pics
Then we have Barberella. She is a singer. She sings praises about weight lifting. That is just crazy talk if you ask me. Look at her non-lovely, manly lumps. Checkout how this singer almost became a man in her progress story
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/929824-its-been-over-a-year-since-my-hot-affair-began
Another weight lifting fanatic on MFP is 2BhappyBhealthy. Who is she kidding? She has bulked so much that costco has her on sale.
Parvati from Canadia. Now, I don’t know how they do things in Canadia but out here in ‘Murica we prefer our girls not so manly looking.
Adini is a sweet youngen. I had high hopes for her. But alas, she started lifting. Why, WHYYY???? Just look at how weight lifting destroyed this poor girl
The_dizzle is a smart women. Why is it always the smart women that make such silly mistakes? Look how she changed from looking like this
And now, because of weight lifting, she looks like this
Then we have laughindani. Her situation, sadly, is nothing to laugh about folks. Look, look how weight lifting transformed her body. I, as a man, am appalled! WHO DOES THAT TO THEMSELVES? : (
ipuffyheartcompeting just doesn’t get it. She keeps on insisting to weight lift. She heard it somewhere that its good for women? Maybe its in those silly magazines that she models in. I don’t know why women even read if all they’re going to read is silly talk!
Hi Jules
love4fitnesslove4food looks uber manly in these pics. No girl should look like her. I feel sad for the youth nowadays. To top it off, she eats like 2,000+ calories a day. Holy Nutella on a pancake is this girl bulky!
And my last evidence is ToughTulip. AKA, Sunshine. She’s a sweetheart with a big issue. She likes to lift weights. And eat tons. She eats fruits and meats and cheeses. Didn’t she get the memo, she needs to eat and workout like a GIRL! Not a man!
I hope the ladies on MFP finally realize what devastation weight lifting and eating properly is to your body. I hope that one, you all go back to the old days of looking like starving children during the drought and only doing workouts like… cooking.
And heres something for your Monday
Mods: This thread was made purely in the name of humor (and boredom). All participants in this thread have given me the permission to use their pictures and the captions.
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Always have to put a jab in at Canada....
All these ladies are uber sexy!0 -
This thread is full of awesome WIN! :flowerforyou:0
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you had to go and spoil it with the disclaimer at the bottom....!!!
epic thread!!!0 -
Awesome thread Taunto.
I'm so glad that I lift still, even though it's wrecking my body0 -
Bless this post.0
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Awesome thread:happy:0
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Thank you. This made my ****ty afternoon better :drinker: 0
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Love love LOVE this thread!0
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I always learn so much from you, I hope you have a book signing in Charlotte soon0
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Funny stuff!!0
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So you're say if I keep lifting I look like these chicks? Hmmmmm, yeah I think I'll keep lifting, thanks for the inspiration.0
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The sad thing is I am following the same sad path to destruction. Save me, Taunto! Save me!0
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It's been bothering me for a while, but ... almost always, when there's a thread about women and lifting, it's never about how strong they've got. It's about how slim and therefore attractive they are. Just an observation.
Congratulations to all the women in the pictures for what you've achieved. Lifting is hard work.0 -
Hi-larious. :laugh:0
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Love this!
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Oh crap I'd better quit while I'm ahead and go back to world of warcraft))))) ::0
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Taunto,
I'm not sure you have convinced too many people here yet .... I think we need more pics, uhm, I mean proof, of these grotesquely bulked up women to be sure......I mean, the more proof the better, right?? :bigsmile:0 -
gross :laugh:0
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So lifting will turn me into a chick??? Arrrrggggg!0
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