SORRY, IM NOT SORRY.

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Sorry is sometimes just to try and make the other person feel better.

    I mean, if I "finish" too early when I'm with a woman, I say "Sorry, sorry" but what I really want to say is "nice, can you go make me a sandwich while I smoke this cigarette!".

    I just don't really care how it affects you, I just care enough to pretend that I do so hopefully, you'll let me do it to you again (and I can say I'm sorry, again!)
  • AshleyGaddis122111
    AshleyGaddis122111 Posts: 11 Member
    Sorry...but it's...."Should have, Would have and Could have" :ohwell:

    not in song lyrics :-) lol good grammar though :flowerforyou:

    Umm pretty sure the song didn't spell should with a G lol...just saying
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    i am sorry but i am not apologizing for anything
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Sorry is sometimes just to try and make the other person feel better.

    I mean, if I "finish" too early when I'm with a woman, I say "Sorry, sorry" but what I really want to say is "nice, can you go make me a sandwich while I smoke this cigarette!".

    I just don't really care how it affects you, I just care enough to pretend that I do so hopefully, you'll let me do it to you again (and I can say I'm sorry, again!)
    I knew the "I'm sorry" afterward was code for something else.

    Just like "yes dear"
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
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  • unFATuated
    unFATuated Posts: 204 Member

    SGOULD OF , WOULD'OF, COULD OF - LAST 3 WORDS OF A FOOL.

    Sorry, but it's:

    'Shoulda woulda coulda are the last words of a fool'.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,774 Member
    As a Canadian, I DO believe in apologizing for everything, including posting in this thread. Sorry.
    As a fellow Canadian, I must apologize for the generalization about Canadians apologizing for everything. Sorry.
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    As a Canadian, I DO believe in apologizing for everything, including posting in this thread. Sorry.
    I apologize for everything. My boyfriend gets annoyed. Then I apologize for it. :ohwell: Am I Canadian inside?
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    Gibbs' Rule #6: Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,774 Member
    As a Canadian, I DO believe in apologizing for everything, including posting in this thread. Sorry.
    I apologize for everything. My boyfriend gets annoyed. Then I apologize for it. :ohwell: Am I Canadian inside?
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?
  • sarahtonin015
    sarahtonin015 Posts: 193
    As yet another fellow Canadian, I have to agree, sorry!
  • crista_b
    crista_b Posts: 1,192 Member
    As a Canadian, I DO believe in apologizing for everything, including posting in this thread. Sorry.
    I apologize for everything. My boyfriend gets annoyed. Then I apologize for it. :ohwell: Am I Canadian inside?
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?
    Guess I'm not Canadian. 'Murica!

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    P.S. Sorry.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,774 Member
    Guess I'm not Canadian. 'Murica!

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    P.S. Sorry.
    I'm sorry you're not an inner Canadian. Not everyone is cut out to live in an igloo for 6 months of the year and that's not a bad thing.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    As a Canadian, I DO believe in apologizing for everything, including posting in this thread. Sorry.
    I apologize for everything. My boyfriend gets annoyed. Then I apologize for it. :ohwell: Am I Canadian inside?
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?
    Guess I'm not Canadian. 'Murica!

    merica-shirt-meme-funny_1.jpg

    P.S. Sorry.

    Murica
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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Pfft, I'm never really sorry unless I got caught.
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?

    Canadians don't build igloos :explode:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?

    Canadians don't build igloos :explode:
    Certainly not in May :wink:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Did someone say 'Murica?

    I'm here for the 'Murica.
  • dbrightwell1270
    dbrightwell1270 Posts: 1,732 Member
    Sorry...but it's...."Should have, Would have and Could have" :ohwell:

    not in song lyrics :-) lol good grammar though :flowerforyou:

    Then it would be should've, would've, could've....:indifferent:

    i typed that first time and spell check said i was wrong - :smokin:

    Spell check should apologize.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    Sorry
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
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    ^^^This.

    And your title should read, "Sorry, I'm Not Sorry"
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    I don't need to apologize for anything, our President does enough for everybody....
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    Gibbs' Rule #6: Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.

    And in the Real World, that's the one rule above all other that identifies the complete **** in the room.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Sorry to have to ask you these questions but if you are a Canadian inside, you will understand.

    Do you know how to build an igloo? With or without vent holes?
    Do you wear a hockey helmet well?
    Do you know what poutine is? Have you ever tried it?
    Do you know what the national sport of Canada is? Hint: it is not hockey!

    Good day, eh?

    Canadians don't build igloos :explode:
    Certainly not in May :wink:

    Seriously! If you built it right in September, it should last until June.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I mean, if I "finish" too early when I'm with a woman, I say "Sorry, sorry" but what I really want to say is "nice, can you go make me a sandwich while I smoke this cigarette!".

    Thank goodness. I thought I was the only one.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Sorry

    We know you are, now apologize!
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
    I'm a Brit. We're genetically programmed to apologize for everything, in order to make up for a couple of centuries of imperialism.

    What I say - "Sorry I stood on your toe."

    What I really mean - "Sorry we invaded your country, subjugated the population, put you under imperial rule, taxed you to death with no representation, stole your natural resources, exploited local labor, and were generally ****ty to everyone. Our bad."
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I don't need to apologize for anything, our President does enough for everybody....

    HA! Really!
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    People who say sorry for everything.. WELL.......
    SGOULD OF , WOULD'OF, COULD OF - LAST 3 WORDS OF A FOOL.

    Be yourself, only apologize if you believe in the apology.

    do it - I CHALLENGE YOU. :flowerforyou:

    I'm no mathematician, but I believe not only is "should of, would of, could of" not grammatically correct, it is 6 words, not 3. Although I have not checked my calculator, or abacus...or fingers

    Regardless, I do say that I am sorry a lot, but in my defense, I mean it most of the time.

    I might be a British Canadian, eh ol' chap?

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