You know you're fat when...
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When you are using your lunch break at work to walk and some stranger feels the need to stop you and tell you about some fabulous weight loss program.
When you need the seatbelt extension on an airplane.
When you won't fly for that same reason.
When you only wear dresses and skirts because you can't wear jeans.0 -
When you cannot see your belly button without lifting your stomach roll up.0
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When you have to switch to ordering clothes online because the largest size at Walmart, Kmart, Cato, etc. are too tight.
When you dream about the day you don't have to lift up your fat roll to wash under it.
When you don't fit in the booth at a restaurant and have to ask for a different table. (THAT was horrifying!)
And many many others already mentioned!!!0 -
When you have to tuck your fat rolls into your pants everytime you sit down :,(
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I never realized that this thread would become so popular. I guess we can all relate to at least a few of the things on this list even if you aren't that overweight. I have a few more to add...
Cookies are your drug of choice.
You can't hide your muffin top no matter how big your shirt is.
You might have a camel toe without even realizing it
You no longer have an arch in your foot :sad:
You always promise yourself that you will eat better tomorrow.0 -
When you can't strap into rides at amusement parks... :-(0
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When you are booking a trip and wonder if you need to buy an additional seat.0
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Bump to follow0
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When you hate trying on clothes at the store.0
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When putting your shoes on becomes part of your work out.
When you realise you used to be pretty, but now have so much fat on your face that you just look like a blob.
When the largest size jeans at the store leave big angry red marks where the zipper sits.
When you think the seatbelt is stuck in the door, but you've actually just gotten too round for it to fit comfortably.
When the steering wheel skims your stomach every time you turn.0 -
when your ex partner tells you 'its a good job there arent any full length mirrors in this house so you can't see your bum' he was an ex partner very shortly after this!0
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When you hate trying on clothes at the store.
You don't have to be overweight to hate that, although I can see that overweight people could find it difficult as well. The poxy tiny stall, the strong lights that make one hot, fiddling with the hangers, having to take off one's shoes, taking in 6 things and NONE of them fit, having to stuff them all back on the hangers, the helpful assistant comes by when your head is trapped in the jumble of a dress, now your hair is a shambles, your make-up is on the white shirt that was try-on number 3 and you have lost the will to live.0 -
Sorry, I did not mean to kill this thread.0
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......you walk past the TV and your family miss 3 episodes of favourite show....LOL0
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...you still look fat after wearing the largest of clothes0
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......you walk past the TV and your family miss 3 episodes of favourite show....LOL
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When your belly stops you from going an inch into a crunch0
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When your belly sticks out more then your boobs :-(0
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When your man says "I'm tired, let's just cuddle........"
Yes - it happened once - a long time ago. My husband loves me for what I am not what I look like, but I'm still on the way to being the women he really lusts after!0 -
When your walking down the road and the police pull up beside you and ask if you need an escort to your destination ... i let them off it was just banter :P0
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