You know you're fat when...

1. All your pants have "shrunk".

2. Your Mom wants to take you clothes shopping in the plus size section.

3. Your legs and feet ache after walking for a while.

4. You can no longer cross your legs comfortably.

5. Your heart feels like it's going to explode after a walking up a flight of stairs.

6. You can no longer get a good night's rest.

7. Shopping for a new outfit throws you into a state of depression.

8. You cringe at the idea of a night on the town.

9. You are blaming allergies for shortness of breath.

10. High heels are a thing of the past.

I'm usually making excuses for these things. It's time to face facts. I'm fat. Instead of getting sad about this, I'm gonna turn it around. Hey the reality is that if I lose 10 lbs, half this list disappears! That's motivation enough for me.
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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    you give up on wearing jeans
    u cant use a house scale cuz your weight passes it
    u give up on walking and just use a motorized cart
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    Ya can't see your little friend...

    lol
  • cmeade20
    cmeade20 Posts: 1,238 Member
    People keep asking when you're due...
  • Vladimirs
    Vladimirs Posts: 5 Member
    This hit too close to home for me.
  • flanchick
    flanchick Posts: 30 Member
    I agree with the whole list and wish to add: when you hide in the back of all photographs & all your underwear are too tight
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    Ya can't see your little friend...

    lol

    lol!
  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
    I got another one you don't smile in photographs or actually make it to where you don't even take photographs.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    People keep asking when you're due...

    Ugh...this has happened to me more than once :-(
  • MandyPhoe
    MandyPhoe Posts: 94 Member
    chafing of inner thighs.
  • BiancaMarie819
    BiancaMarie819 Posts: 67 Member
    You're family tells you daily that you need to workout, even though you already are....
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    You can feel the skin chafing off from your thighs rubbing together.

    "Sucking it in" makes you look 5 months along instead of 6.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    I got another one you don't smile in photographs or actually make it to where you don't even take photographs.

    Or your Facebook picture is at least 6 months old and it's a face shot.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    you give up on wearing jeans
    u cant use a house scale cuz your weight passes it
    u give up on walking and just use a motorized cart

    I haven't got to the motorized cart point yet...I refuse! lol
  • taml8807
    taml8807 Posts: 14
    You have to wear spanx with every outfit
  • Fish_Fuzz
    Fish_Fuzz Posts: 90 Member
    When you have to rock back and forth to get out of bed and you end up rocking yourself back to sleep.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    You have never worn a bikini in your life :sad:
    you have no confidence in yourself :grumble:

    my mom's favorite one when she was alive: "why can't you be like the cheerleaders or dancers on tv? Do you not want to be skinny and have guys flocking towards you?" :explode:
  • cymro81
    cymro81 Posts: 6 Member
    People keep asking when you're due...

    Ugh...this has happened to me more than once :-(

    Me too-people have given up seats on trains for me thinking I am expecting. It is so upsetting and depressing!
  • LeahT84
    LeahT84 Posts: 202 Member
    Kids point at you in the store
    Random strangers yell obscenities at you calling you not so nice names
    You can't get on the floor to play with your kids because you can't get up without help
    You wear pajamas all the time because jeans are uncomfortable
    You don't like going in public to eat because the servers raise their brow as you order
    You're afraid to try to date
    You go to the bar with your skinny friends and stand in the corner all night as they get hit on
    It takes a few tries to get up off the chair
    You can't stand up to do the dishes because your feet and back ache
    You call the person in the next room because you don't want to use the effort of getting up
    You need your kids to fetch things for you because it's too hard for you
    You can't touch your toes or tie your shoes comfortably
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    When you drop something on the floor, and swear in your head cause you know it's going to be hell picking it up. Your knee just might buckle this time.
  • LillyBoots
    LillyBoots Posts: 114 Member
    how about you know you are fat when your body is covered with it!
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    You have never worn a bikini in your life :sad:
    you have no confidence in yourself :grumble:

    my mom's favorite one when she was alive: "why can't you be like the cheerleaders or dancers on tv? Do you not want to be skinny and have guys flocking towards you?" :explode:

    My Mom's response to me telling her that I was going to change my eating habits and start exercising was "Great! You always lose weight so fast. You also gain weight fast though." Ouch:noway:
  • Kamatayan
    Kamatayan Posts: 21 Member
    When putting on your shoes is the hardest part of going to the gym.

    When, no matter how hot it is outside, you still wear a hoodie.
  • Tara_238
    Tara_238 Posts: 70 Member
    Your child comes home from school and calls you plump because saying fat is mean and would hurt mommy's feelings.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    When you order a diet soda with your super-sized value meal lol.
  • scot1026
    scot1026 Posts: 43
    you've lost 15 lbs and no one can tell the difference :sad:
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    Your child comes home from school and calls you plump because saying fat is mean and would hurt mommy's feelings.

    My daughter asked me just last night if her cheeks were as big as mine with a worried look on her face. :ohwell:
  • traceyleighgirl
    traceyleighgirl Posts: 43 Member
    You're always too warm.. And sweaty.
  • mccbabe1
    mccbabe1 Posts: 737 Member
    Iv'e only had ONE time in public somebody say something.. and it really shocked me and threw me.. I think I had a distorted reality of my weight.. (like opposite of anorexia???) where I knew i was big.. but I DEF saw myself smaller then I was!.. just before I started MFP last July.. i went to happy hour with some friends.. at a local joint.. me and my thin friend (she had gastric bypass few yrs ago and is tiny now) anywhoo.. i was at my heaviest wt (234 size 18) (and im 5'4") wearing jeans and a big hoodie (my normal outfit) and I was walking out of the bathroom as a woman and her little girl were walking in and the little girl looked at me (my body more then face) and innocently said "mommy.. you know how some people are fat right"?... and the mom looked :indifferent: and said" yes but idk why you just said that"! like hushed ish.. and I walked out of the bathroom wiht my friend in a state of shock...and utter embarrasment... My friend said nothing and I said nothing.. but ya that was honestly the first and only time in public like that.. so i cant even imagine peeps that are like 300+ pounds and how there life is daily
    :sad:
  • Lacey_Cakes
    Lacey_Cakes Posts: 223 Member
    when you hit a speed bump and it takes a minute or all your fat to stop moving
    you're thunder thighs cause a forest fire
    when you drop something its lost forever cause you aint bending down to pick that shizz up
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
    Iv'e only had ONE time in public somebody say something.. and it really shocked me and threw me.. I think I had a distorted reality of my weight.. (like opposite of anorexia???) where I knew i was big.. but I DEF saw myself smaller then I was!.. just before I started MFP last July.. i went to happy hour with some friends.. at a local joint.. me and my thin friend (she had gastric bypass few yrs ago and is tiny now) anywhoo.. i was at my heaviest wt (234 size 18) (and im 5'4") wearing jeans and a big hoodie (my normal outfit) and I was walking out of the bathroom as a woman and her little girl were walking in and the little girl looked at me (my body more then face) and innocently said "mommy.. you know how some people are fat right"?... and the mom looked :indifferent: and said" yes but idk why you just said that"! like hushed ish.. and I walked out of the bathroom wiht my friend in a state of shock...and utter embarrasment... My friend said nothing and I said nothing.. but ya that was honestly the first and only time in public like that.. so i cant even imagine peeps that are like 300+ pounds and how there life is daily
    :sad:

    Oh the first time you are publicly scrutinized hurts like heck because of the shock. Afterwards, it still hurts but you are now aware.