You know you're fat when...

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  • jennpaulson
    jennpaulson Posts: 850 Member
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    When your jeans wear out in the inner thigh area from rubbing together.

    When you smile and your eyes disappear because your cheeks are so chubby (doesn't help that they were chubby even before I was fat).

    Places on your body (face, legs, arms, back) sweating while your just standing still.

    Hating when it gets warm enough that I have to give up my long pants and hoodies or sweaters.

    Hating every photo I'm in from my best friends wedding.

    When my expensive bras start getting too small.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
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    When strangers tell you that you have such a beautiful face, as opposed to just saying you're beautiful. Ouch!
  • d1meshel
    d1meshel Posts: 12 Member
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    1. When you safety pin your panties to your pants, so they dont roll down all the time o.O
    2. All your pants are yoga pants
    3. No shorts are acceptable
    4. You named the food-baby (Mine is Henry)
    5. The cat loves to knead your doughy middle
  • sangeyvang
    sangeyvang Posts: 182
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    When you hate going to a family get together because you know that everyone will talk about how big you are.
    When people say that oh you're such a nice person...if only you'd loose some weight.
    When you try on ten different outfits...just to find one that's acceptable.

    and then that outfit you find turns out to be a t-shirt and sweatpants. :(
  • gigi_RN2013
    gigi_RN2013 Posts: 141 Member
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    When your co-workers give u the nickname Cookie Monster .... True story :sad:
  • eshanimongia5
    eshanimongia5 Posts: 70 Member
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    When my father wants me to workout 4 hours a day just so he doesn't feel bad that he has a fat daughter. (He's super skinny and was in the Navy..so yeah)
    Kay. Thanks Dad.
  • MizPassion
    MizPassion Posts: 245 Member
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    You feel you must lose weight before you can work out at the gym
    You wear men's long t-shirts when working out
    You wear cardigans in the summer
    You prefer to go out when it's dark
    You can't even see the thong you're currently wearing
    You think all pantyhose is the devil (never liked them)
    You contstantly talk about losing weight but refuse to be proactive
    You make fat jokes about yourself
    You laugh your head off at skinny girl jokes
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
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    Oh yeah whenever I sit down at a friends house I always have to have a pillow or my jacket in front of me!


    LMFAO!! Guilty!
    & You avoid booths at restaurants
  • gino715
    gino715 Posts: 169 Member
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    you keep the large beach towel wrapped around you on the beach
  • lingading
    lingading Posts: 259 Member
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    - when your favorite kind of pants are yoga pants
    - when your closet is full of different styles of black clothing
    - when u sit down and you can feel your rolls
    - during a work out class you're that person who can't keep up and looks like they're going to fall over
    - when u buy the same thing in diff colors because its hard to find anything that looks right on you and hides your fatness

    Wow, I can go on and on and on lol .....

    ^this is my life
  • gigi_RN2013
    gigi_RN2013 Posts: 141 Member
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    You feel you must lose weight before you can work out at the gym
    You wear men's long t-shirts when working out

    I'm guilty of this lol
  • jennpaulson
    jennpaulson Posts: 850 Member
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    Oh yeah whenever I sit down at a friends house I always have to have a pillow or my jacket in front of me!


    LMFAO!! Guilty!
    & You avoid booths at restaurants

    Oh!! I'm the opposite, I squeese into the back of that booth trying to hide so everyone else in the restaurant can't see what I look like when I'm sitting down.
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
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    You feel you must lose weight before you can work out at the gym
    You wear men's long t-shirts when working out

    I'm guilty of this lol

    Yup...this is me too
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
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    When you try to maintain your breathing while working out, so that no one will know how out of shape you are (as if that helps lol).
  • beastmjones
    beastmjones Posts: 3 Member
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    FOR THE FELLAS!! YOU KNW YOU FAT WHEN YOU LAY DOWN TO EAT LOL!!
  • fufi04
    fufi04 Posts: 471 Member
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    Omg these are so funny cause they're true!!! :D
  • beastmjones
    beastmjones Posts: 3 Member
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    FOR THE FELLAS!! YOU KNW YOU FAT WHEN YOU LAY DOWN TO EAT LOL!!


    WHEN YOUR BED SEEM TO BE SMALLER
    WHEN YOU START BUMPING INTO **** SAYING THAT WAS IN MY WAY
    WHEN YOU TAKE UP TWO CHAIRS ON THE BUS OR SUBWAY.
  • beastmjones
    beastmjones Posts: 3 Member
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    HOW ABOUT YOU DONT EVEN GO TO THE BEACH AND IF YOU DO YOU GOT MORE CLOTHES ON THEN EVERYBODY AROUND YOU AND YOUR ****ING SWEATING LIKE A PIG!!
  • Natvee
    Natvee Posts: 65
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    You suck in your tummy when you stand on the scale.
    You weigh yourself BEFORE your shower.
    You unbutton your jeans as soon as you get home.
    You hope getting a haircut might show a little loss on the scale.
    Scales at the doctor's office are inaccurate...after all...you are fully dressed.
  • CristyMusicLovr
    CristyMusicLovr Posts: 179 Member
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    When a random man in the street yells at you "hey fat girl" what a motherf@ker lol that made me cry!

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