Best way to stop a wedding?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I was recently in a similar situation. I have a sister who's a lovely person. She's a doctor and has a bright future. Her ex fiance on the other hand is a bit of a free loader. As an older brother I considered it my duty to make sure that this wedding didn't happen. I don't know how much time you have before the wedding but you should start planning at least a month or so ahead of time.

    First off the planning a wedding is going to be very stressful already so anything that you can do to indirectly add to that stress will assist in them calling off the wedding in frustration. I have a friend that I used to survey they house and convince them a bunch of construction work needed to be done. When they asked me about a construction team I found the most unprofessional I could and recommended it to them. I didn't want the team to be too efficient and ruin my plans.

    As the building works were being done I suggested that they should move in with me. Once that happened it was all a matter of getting the boyfriend drunk on a nightly basis, spraying his clothes with perfume, sending texts frrom a burner cell phone I picked up. They split up two weeks before the wedding.

    My sister is still a bit heart broken but I think she's coming along great.

    bwahahahahahah :laugh: :drinker: :devil:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    I know this friend. I am banging her.

    Yes, but we have an arrangement :smokin:
  • JulesAlloggio
    JulesAlloggio Posts: 480 Member
    I feel ya. I have a wedding event coming up and the Bride is sooooo wrong for this guy..I am being dragged to this wedding.

    I do plan on getting a really hot dress so everyone can see that the best mans wife looks better than the bride LOL

    *evil grin*
  • jeardawg
    jeardawg Posts: 110 Member
    Life is full of many pitfalls. This is one of those times when even if you win you will probably lose.

    Best thing to do is sit your friend down and have a heart to heart; delicately, let them know that you are concerned about his/her happiness and that in this time which should be the most happy of their life that your friend seems terribly stressed and unhappy.
    (Which is totally untrue because the time leading up to a wedding for many is the most stressfull, miserable of their life)

    Then sit back and be a good supportive friend in whatever they decide, they must have some judgment in character, after all they chose you as a friend didn’t they?

    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    In for the responses
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member

    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.

    What's wrong with this? YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.
  • beverlybw
    beverlybw Posts: 17 Member
    step 1: cut a hole in a box...

    Haha!!! This ^^^^
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member

    Unless you know there is a really good reason that they should not be married IE: one or the other of the bride or groom was snorting blow off of a hookers *kitten* last weekend…. Then grab your friend and make a run for the nearest border.

    What's wrong with this? YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

    EXACTLY.

    ALSO, I AM NOT A HOOKER. FYI the proper term in this case is "escort."
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Wow.

    MOST of you have been so helpful. I really appreciate it!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Throw up on the bride.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
    burn down the church/reception hall/park/whatever!

    Fire works well, but you must be naked for this technique to work.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    This was just on Sirius XM radio the other day...people calling off their own weddings because they realized they were more in love with the wedding than the actual marriage.

    Who the hell would ever be in love with the wedding? These are a pain in the *kitten*.
  • Kpablo
    Kpablo Posts: 355 Member
    Mind your business.
  • kellijauch
    kellijauch Posts: 379 Member
    Have a heart to heart and tell her your concerns. If you don't feel comfortable doing that, then it's not your place to do anything at all.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Get an old man to pretend he is the future version of the groom and show him some fake visions of what a terrible future he'll have with the bride.
  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
    walk in naked
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    1. Pay the preacher/minister/father/rabbi/shaman/captain etc. to not show up.

    2. Kidnap the friend.

    3. Hire a pregnant woman & create "official" documents that groom owes child support.

    4. Pretend it's a funeral. Be obnoxious.

    IDK, I haven't put much thought into this. :indifferent:
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Sale price, less than $100...

    http://www.chemworld.com/Chloroform-p/CH1999-P.htm?gclid=CJHY9_qyrLcCFWSCQgod1FEAmA

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