Most disappointing fortune cookie messages

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  • bigzinga
    bigzinga Posts: 4 Member
    I once got one that said "The rubberbands are heading in the right direction". Huh?? I hung it up at work. Curious what the translator was trying to say. :)
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
    The worst one I ever had, had nothing to do with the message...but the lucky numbers were drawn that same night! I held onto it for a while, with a printout of that days lotto numbers....

    Yea...that sucked pretty hardcore! It was mega millions a few years back.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    I got one that said, "You are working hard." I taped it to my desk in my office.
  • demonlullaby
    demonlullaby Posts: 499 Member
    meh! i got one once that just said "it's time to take out the garbage" WHAT.
  • twinkiemon
    twinkiemon Posts: 216 Member
    I recently had one that said: "Made in USA" which was a little weird.

    I also had one once that said "You are a happy man" - I'm a woman, so...yeah....whatever....
  • AmericanExpat
    AmericanExpat Posts: 158 Member
    "The fortune you seek is in another cookie"... is the most disappointing message i have ever gotten.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

    But my favorite fortune cookie story is this: I was having dinner with friends at a Chinese restaurant, and my (former) friend "Tom" was rude to our server throughout the meal. When we opened our cookies, Tom's fortune was completely blank. It really threw a scare into him, like maybe all the servers were waiting in the parking lot to beat the **** out of him.
  • Sarah_L_S
    Sarah_L_S Posts: 121
    "The man you wait he not come". It was accurate!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
    " Congratulations! You're not illiterate."
  • cosmic8o8
    cosmic8o8 Posts: 131 Member
    Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
    I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That would have me chuckling for days!
  • PinkyMouse
    PinkyMouse Posts: 37 Member
    you are your first and last love.

    thanks fortune coockie....
  • slimforparis
    slimforparis Posts: 51 Member
    I've kept one that says: "You have almost achieved everything you want in life." it applies to my life every single day- genius! :smile:
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    You will find love on Flag Day.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    You will find love on Flag Day.

    Im gonna call u betsy ross for now on

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