Most disappointing fortune cookie messages
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Had some people over tonight and got some of the most disappointing messages inside our cookies....
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' wow! A secret message from your teeth'. :huh:
' enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.' :grumble:
What is the worst fortune cookie message you have gotten?
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' wow! A secret message from your teeth'. :huh:
' enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.' :grumble:
What is the worst fortune cookie message you have gotten?
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Had some people over tonight and got some of the most disappointing messages inside our cookies....
(Sorry the picture is blurry)
' wow! A secret message from your teeth'. :huh:
' enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.' :grumble:
What is the worst fortune cookie message you have gotten?
These are so bad, you can't even add "in bed" to the end of them as a natural improvement.0 -
These are so bad, you can't even add "in bed" to the end of them as a natural improvement.
I didn't even try that before I posted it. Nope...just bad all around.0 -
"Go forth and multiply." I **** you not.0
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"that wasn't chicken you just ate "0
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"that wasn't chicken you just ate "
:sick: ewwww....so wrong.0 -
"Go forth and multiply." I **** you not.
Hahaha, that is hilarious!0 -
My daughter got one that said "Next time have the shrimp.". So bizarre, and it left us wondering what was wrong with what she did have lol.0
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:glasses:0
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The funniest I've ever received was "Whew! About time I got out of that cookie!" I stuck it on our fridge because it makes me smile every time I see it.0
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Wow. Those suck.0
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And... when the hubs and I were still dating, actually the month before he proposed, we both got this fortune in our cookies:
And when we were waiting for my engagement ring to be "built" - we picked out the diamond and the setting - we got these fortunes. While not the SAME, they seemed appropriate.0 -
"Something wonderful is about to happy" - this one is taped to my computer screen at work.
"It's always better home grown"0 -
And... when the hubs and I were still dating, actually the month before he proposed, we both got this fortune in our cookies:
And when we were waiting for my engagement ring to be "built" - we picked out the diamond and the setting - we got these fortunes. While not the SAME, they seemed appropriate.
That is so sweet! What a great memory!0 -
If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it
"Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!0 -
If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it
"Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!:flowerforyou: :drinker: :bigsmile: :blushing:
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"Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol0 -
If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it
"Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!:flowerforyou: :drinker: :bigsmile: :blushing:
Ha! Yes :drinker: :laugh:0 -
"Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol
Lol! What a message! :laugh:0 -
The weirdest one I ever got told me I would inherit a medieval castle. It was awfully specific.
I have yet to even find the relative that has one to leave me.0
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