Most disappointing fortune cookie messages
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Fear knocked at the door, faith answered, no one was there.
--its lovely but I wanted to know about my f&*;king future! So Faith can suck it!0 -
"Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol
Lol! What a message! :laugh:
This is very alarming, I think.0 -
I actually got one before I started losing weight that stated that I "should lose weight".....kid you not it really said that.0
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The funniest I've ever received was "Whew! About time I got out of that cookie!" I stuck it on our fridge because it makes me smile every time I see it."Something wonderful is about to happy"
Haha, those ones are so cute!!0 -
Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.0 -
If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it
"Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!
Bwahahaha0 -
you will eat more orange chicken.0
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Keep you goals away from the trolls0 -
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I had one that said "pay the bill"...:\0
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I once got one that said "The rubberbands are heading in the right direction". Huh?? I hung it up at work. Curious what the translator was trying to say.0
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The worst one I ever had, had nothing to do with the message...but the lucky numbers were drawn that same night! I held onto it for a while, with a printout of that days lotto numbers....
Yea...that sucked pretty hardcore! It was mega millions a few years back.0 -
I got one that said, "You are working hard." I taped it to my desk in my office.0
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meh! i got one once that just said "it's time to take out the garbage" WHAT.0
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I recently had one that said: "Made in USA" which was a little weird.
I also had one once that said "You are a happy man" - I'm a woman, so...yeah....whatever....0 -
"The fortune you seek is in another cookie"... is the most disappointing message i have ever gotten.0
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"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
But my favorite fortune cookie story is this: I was having dinner with friends at a Chinese restaurant, and my (former) friend "Tom" was rude to our server throughout the meal. When we opened our cookies, Tom's fortune was completely blank. It really threw a scare into him, like maybe all the servers were waiting in the parking lot to beat the **** out of him.0 -
"The man you wait he not come". It was accurate!0
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" Congratulations! You're not illiterate."0
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Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That would have me chuckling for days!0
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