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I'm in ur website, takin' ur friends

LuckyFur
LuckyFur Posts: 96
edited January 24 in Introduce Yourself
Hi guys, I'm brand new here and looking for a few good men. Or gay men. Or women. Whatever, I want friends.

I've already lost 20 lbs and working on the last ten

I think I'd get along best with
1) clever people
3) who aren't obsessed with clean eating
4) don't mind swearing
5) and don't expect me to be repentant when I polish off a pint of Ben & Jerry's the way I'm doing right now.

The line forms here:

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*looks around*
Hey, where is everybody?
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Replies

  • DopeyDudleyDursley
    DopeyDudleyDursley Posts: 155
    Well I can be quite clever at times, love to swear, enjoy Ben & Jerry's; however, I tend to eat quite clean. Is three out of 4 okay? :)
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    Smartasses who point out you missed #2?
  • spongeh
    spongeh Posts: 152 Member
    Smartasses who point out you missed #2?

    Darn it you beat me too it ... B&J Cookie dough please :smile: oh and a pint of red wine to help it go down :drinker:
  • Ashleigh0124
    Ashleigh0124 Posts: 41
    Swearing is one of my fave past times - but I tend to try avoid it here for fear of offending my MFP buddies :\
  • SueGeer
    SueGeer Posts: 1,169 Member
    Not over keen on the swearing on public sites.....but can polish off a tub of B & J's, so no clean eating obsession here. Am I clever? Who knows?
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    Um, yeah. We might be long lost siblings. I knew mine were switched at birth.
  • kitticus15
    kitticus15 Posts: 152 Member
    I swear like a fisherman's wife, I do not eat clean all the time ( I really struggle with it too many nice tasting things out there)
    am sarcastic and generally a pain in everyone's *kitten* lol add me if you want
  • yaseyuku
    yaseyuku Posts: 871 Member
    I am not obsessed with eating clean (I have a mix of "clean" and "processed junk" and enjoy both) and work ice cream/chocolate/etc into my calories and macros as often as possible. Feel free to add.
  • toherlimit
    toherlimit Posts: 41 Member
    Ben, Jerry, and I have matching best friends anklets. I'm in.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    I snet u freind requets.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    I always find that the people who are looking for 'clever, funny, offensive' friends often bring ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the table.

    Good luck hunting OP.

    Count me out.
  • navydentalchic
    navydentalchic Posts: 234 Member
    i used to be a sailor..have quite a sailor's mouth on me, and I am a girl who likes ice cream and pizza!
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..

    i like being used
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
    *raises hand* Pick me! Pick me!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    my friends are special....you can't have any of them...i don't like to share.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    In for BJs.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I am soooooo gay. Count me in.
  • sccet
    sccet Posts: 141 Member
    Whelp, I'm out.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Well I fcuking meet all that criteria so I'm sending FR :smile:
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    well, as long as you bring them back, I suppose. Oh, and don't forget to feed them while you have them.....
  • iclaudia_g
    iclaudia_g Posts: 148 Member
    In for BJs.

    Double entendre?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    I seem to meet all of your qualifications.......Feel free to read my disclaimer in my profile and if you believe you could handle me feel free to send me a FR. :)
  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
    I am in for the smart-@$$ery! FR being sent!
  • purpleleopard76
    purpleleopard76 Posts: 77 Member
    yup - you sound like my kinda person lol :laugh:
  • KarlaH9801
    KarlaH9801 Posts: 362 Member
    In for BJs.
    hahahahahaaat
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..

    i like being used

    You just wait until you see what I've prepared for you..

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  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    I'm offended by everything you just said. So let's be friends together.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..

    i like being used

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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    Hi guys, I'm brand new here and looking for a few good men. Or gay men. Or women. Whatever, I want friends.

    I've already lost 20 lbs and working on the last ten

    I think I'd get along best with
    1) clever people
    3) who aren't obsessed with clean eating
    4) don't mind swearing
    5) and don't expect me to be repentant when I polish off a pint of Ben & Jerry's the way I'm doing right now.

    The line forms here:

    ===============================

    *looks around*
    Hey, where is everybody?

    i'm here! ooh ooh! pick me!!!
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