I'm in ur website, takin' ur friends

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I always find that the people who are looking for 'clever, funny, offensive' friends often bring ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the table.

    Good luck hunting OP.

    Count me out.

    ^ what he said
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Hi, can you send me a photo of your junk and I'll accept.
  • LuckyFur
    LuckyFur Posts: 96
    I always find that the people who are looking for 'clever, funny, offensive' friends often bring ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the table.

    Good luck hunting OP.

    Count me out.

    ^ what he said

    Whatever. I would be jealous of your abs anyway. I don't want to see that shiz on my feed.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    My friends aren't very supportive anyway. You can have them. With a cactus.
  • LuckyFur
    LuckyFur Posts: 96
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..

    i like being used

    I like being used by both of YOU!!!! :bigsmile:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    My friends aren't very supportive anyway. You can have them. With a cactus.

    This SO needs Dani's cactus gif!!!!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Can you handle the initiation?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Can you handle the initiation?

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  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    Oooo! Im in! I usually polish off a pint of gelato though. :drinker:
  • harry_170
    harry_170 Posts: 18 Member
    I always find that the people who are looking for 'clever, funny, offensive' friends often bring ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the table.

    Good luck hunting OP.

    Count me out.

    ^ what he said

    I always find that people that are negative bring nothing to the table.

    Anyway, any and all, please fell free to add me. I am full of positive, energetic, pie-eating enthusiasm.
  • LuckyFur
    LuckyFur Posts: 96
    I always find that the people who are looking for 'clever, funny, offensive' friends often bring ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to the table.

    Good luck hunting OP.

    Count me out.

    ^ what he said

    I always find that people that are negative bring nothing to the table.

    Anyway, any and all, please fell free to add me. I am full of positive, energetic, pie-eating enthusiasm.

    You forgot hijacking enthusiasm!
  • harry_170
    harry_170 Posts: 18 Member
    Also, I forgot to include a picture of my junk

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  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Thank god I found this thread. I was thinking of getting a preventive mastectomy after hearing Angelina Jolie's awesome story of bravery about her medical choice. Does anyone have any experience with this?
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    what about gay women?
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Takin my friends? I've damaged them all, not sure if you would even be able to use them anymore..

    i like being used

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    :heart: :heart: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • Just_Alyssa
    Just_Alyssa Posts: 52 Member
    Smartasses who point out you missed #2?

    Maybe she's constipated? Eat more ruffage.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Thank god I found this thread. I was thinking of getting a preventive mastectomy after hearing Angelina Jolie's awesome story of bravery about her medical choice. Does anyone have any experience with this?

    I think that cutting off your glorious moobs would be a tragedy to the extreme.
  • oX_Vanessa_Xo
    oX_Vanessa_Xo Posts: 478
    People like you make me sick








    Add me!
  • atownsend360
    atownsend360 Posts: 7
    oooooh ben and jerrys butter pecan..glad they have those mini cups! Ill bee friends with ya! have a good day!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    OOH GIRL I LUV UR SNARK! U THINK PEOPLE CAN HANDLE U?
  • candacefausset
    candacefausset Posts: 297 Member
    B&J strawberry cheesecake ice cream is my favorite... ever. I try not to curse but I fail most of the time, especially while driving. But I only whisper my curses if my kid is in the car :) I'm also not hugely strict on eating habits. I am trying to include healthier foods but not going all out on it. I feel that indulging once in a while is good for me. I have cut out soda all together and have quit eating fast food. But hey I've lost 14 pounds so I must be doing something right. Anyway, feel free to friend me. I love motivation and having people cheer you on or curse you on is good motivation. I'll do the same right back!
  • jenilosinfluff
    jenilosinfluff Posts: 12 Member
    I'm definitely up for new friends. Oh and I so wish I had been the first to point out #2
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    add me if you want to have a miserable experience on this site
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    Not adding you though as I am antisocial.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
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  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Thank god I found this thread. I was thinking of getting a preventive mastectomy after hearing Angelina Jolie's awesome story of bravery about her medical choice. Does anyone have any experience with this?

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  • Just_Alyssa
    Just_Alyssa Posts: 52 Member
    I'm in because I ate a f***ing pint of Phish Food this week.


    Oh and because I'm pretty sure that since I changed to a booty profile pic and have been posting in snarky threads, my very nice sweet movitational mom friends are going to leave me. :(
  • ChrissyC1985
    ChrissyC1985 Posts: 406 Member
    Hi guys, I'm brand new here and looking for a few good men. Or gay men. Or women. Whatever, I want friends.

    I've already lost 20 lbs and working on the last ten

    I think I'd get along best with
    1) clever people
    3) who aren't obsessed with clean eating
    4) don't mind swearing
    5) and don't expect me to be repentant when I polish off a pint of Ben & Jerry's the way I'm doing right now.

    The line forms here:

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    *looks around*
    Hey, where is everybody?

    you sound like my kind of person!

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