Why is it when I'm dating someone...

abrandnewme18

They always want to show off their horse?!

I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

Minerva624

Brebrelynne

Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol

abrandnewme18

Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol

haha good

tigsi

Show off your horse too!

mhernandez1976

WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013

coliema

:blushing: Look at my horse:

My0WNinspiration

WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013

Lmfao

LonLB

I'm on a horse.

MudRunLvr

I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


Gross part? Some were used.

Teddy_B

:blushing: Look at my horse:

I think it has something in its... nose?


might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out

kellykw

LonLB

Shut up woman get on my horse.

kellykw

Only if your horse can do this:

escloflowneCHANGED

I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


Gross part? Some were used.

ewwwwwwww

Sublimely_Self_Righteous

He's wanting to gain your curiosity about wondering if he's hung like his pet. I do this every time.

LonLB

Only if your horse can do this:

HAHA WTF

theCarlton

You know you were an 1870's teen if...

JUDDDing

I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse!
...
Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

Romantic?

Or too many DUI's and no driver's license?

zoober

So this happens to you with every guy? I would lay off the oat-scented perfume, and stop carrying carrots around. That's a start.

RoseTears143

Only if your horse can do this:

I would be impressed if a guy picked me up on his horse and it could do this. O_O hahahaha If anything, it would make a great story to tell down the road to other people

coliema

:blushing: Look at my horse:

I think it has something in its... nose?


might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out

No, he's fine. He's perfect.

mfrkorey

I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


Gross part? Some were used.

If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...

kellykw

I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


Gross part? Some were used.

If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...

(and she said)
What have I got to lose?

myofibril

They always want to show off their horse?!

I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

Thank you for your announcement Jane Austen...

kennethmgreen

Was it a steel horse perhaps?

Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
Wanted dead or alive?

Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
And times when you're alone all you do is think.

(I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.

Lynds7128

Crankstr

I'm on a horse.

high:flowerforyou:

Lynds7128

Was it a steel horse perhaps?

Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?

Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
Wanted dead or alive?

Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
And times when you're alone all you do is think.

(I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)

When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.

UsedToBeHusky

I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


Gross part? Some were used.

You win this thread! :drinker:

ksmiley412

Was he wearing spurs and had a lasso did he yell high ho silver when you took off!!