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abrandnewme18
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They always want to show off their horse?!

I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?
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  • Minerva624
    Minerva624 Posts: 577 Member
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  • Brebrelynne
    Brebrelynne Posts: 134 Member
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    Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol
  • abrandnewme18
    abrandnewme18 Posts: 305
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    Lmfao I like how random this is xD And yah it is weird lol

    haha good
  • tigsi
    tigsi Posts: 36
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    Show off your horse too!
  • mhernandez1976
    mhernandez1976 Posts: 13 Member
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    WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    :blushing: Look at my horse:

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  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
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    WTF he must have thought it was 1813 and not 2013

    Lmfao
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    I'm on a horse.
  • MudRunLvr
    MudRunLvr Posts: 226 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.
  • Teddy_B
    Teddy_B Posts: 69 Member
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    :blushing: Look at my horse:

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    I think it has something in its... nose?


    might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
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  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing-363-1256931482-31.jpg


    Shut up woman get on my horse.
  • kellykw
    kellykw Posts: 184 Member
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    Only if your horse can do this:

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.


    Gross part? Some were used.

    ewwwwwwww
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
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    He's wanting to gain your curiosity about wondering if he's hung like his pet. I do this every time.
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
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    Only if your horse can do this:

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    HAHA WTF
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    You know you were an 1870's teen if...
  • JUDDDing
    JUDDDing Posts: 1,367 Member
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    I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse!
    ...
    Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?

    Romantic?

    Or too many DUI's and no driver's license?
  • zoober
    zoober Posts: 226 Member
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    So this happens to you with every guy? I would lay off the oat-scented perfume, and stop carrying carrots around. That's a start.
  • RoseTears143
    RoseTears143 Posts: 1,121 Member
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    Only if your horse can do this:

    look-at-my-horse-my-horse-is-amazing_large.gif

    I would be impressed if a guy picked me up on his horse and it could do this. O_O hahahaha If anything, it would make a great story to tell down the road to other people :)

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