Why is it when I'm dating someone...
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:blushing: Look at my horse:
I think it has something in its... nose?
might wanna take it to the vet, get that checked out0 -
I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.
Gross part? Some were used.
If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...0 -
I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.
Gross part? Some were used.
If it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right...
What have I got to lose?0 -
They always want to show off their horse?!
I had a date with this guy tonight and he said he'd pick up at 7. Well he picked me up alright, on a horse! Then he kept bragging about how it won all these races and is worth over a million dollars. Da faque? Am I the only one who thinks this is weird or what?
Thank you for your announcement Jane Austen...0 -
Was it a steel horse perhaps?
Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?
Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
Wanted dead or alive?
Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
And times when you're alone all you do is think.
(I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)
When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.0 -
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I'm on a horse.
high:flowerforyou:0 -
Was it a steel horse perhaps?
Maybe the names changed, the days were wasting away
Place where the faces are so cold, he had to drive the night to get back home?
Was he wearing a cowboy hat?
Could he, maybe, have been wanted?
Wanted dead or alive?
Maybe he couldn't sleep, not for days, and the people he met always went their separate ways.
Because sometimes you tell the day by the bottle you drink,
And times when you're alone all you do is think.
(I'm not saying he's an alcoholic, just inquiring)
When he showed up, was a guitar in his hand?
Because he might have been playing for keeps - same old him, same old band.
I'm guessing he's been everywhere and likely pretty tall,
I bet he's seen a million faces, and even rocked quite a few of them.
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I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.
Gross part? Some were used.
You win this thread! :drinker:0 -
Was he wearing spurs and had a lasso did he yell high ho silver when you took off!!0
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I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.
Gross part? Some were used.
You win this thread! :drinker:
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I knew a girl like that. She kept a pocket full of horses, Trojans.
Gross part? Some were used.
Did she perchance drive a little red corvette ?0 -
I need a horse...and the cowboy that knows how to ride...LOL0
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#AmishPeopleProblems0
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Where the hell do you live that everyone has a horse and doesn't use a car or some other MODERN method of transportation lmao...0
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Save a horse, ride a cowboy?0
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This is immediately what I thought when I read this post!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!0 -
Coulda been worse.
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We been spending most our lives living in an amishhhh paradise...0
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