Things Women Say to Personal Trainers

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    When I first started with my guy, I warned him that I was going to swear, not only at him, but about his mother.

    *LOL* I like it!
  • HannahPendrigh
    HannahPendrigh Posts: 147 Member
    haha, brilliant!
  • aperrillioux
    aperrillioux Posts: 115 Member
    Cant watch at work grrr

    ditto. Color me not happy!! :grumble:
  • Jodycnd
    Jodycnd Posts: 56 Member
    omg this was so funny!
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
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    Bwahahahahahaha.... LOVE THIS
  • abenardini
    abenardini Posts: 43 Member
    That made my day! Thank you for sharing, I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    Ahahaha yes! "What is she doing....what is he doing?" Oh and here's one I've said more than once - squats again??
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
    Some of you may find this demoralizing to women, but I personally found this video hilarious. Admittedly, I've said a few of these things to my trainer at one point or another...

    http://youtu.be/aosMsYWzKzs

    :drinker:

    Is this link correct?
  • tasharock
    tasharock Posts: 136 Member
    bump to watch later!
  • CaffeinatedGlitter
    CaffeinatedGlitter Posts: 201 Member
    BAHAHAHA "People have been eating bread for CENTURIES!"
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    I didn't listen/watch the video, but .....

    2 things I told my trainer today:

    I can't get it up

    Hey! Listen to me, pay attention

    ; )
  • skeo
    skeo Posts: 471 Member
    Bump to watch later.
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    When I first started with my guy, I warned him that I was going to swear, not only at him, but about his mother.

    He didnt mind.

    He killed me every time.

    If you don't swear at, curse their lineage, and shout otherwise inexcusable insults to your trianer then he/she is not doing their job properly.
  • lcvaughn520
    lcvaughn520 Posts: 219 Member
    LOL "I drink wine every night, but...it doesn't affect my weight loss." <--- This is me. Damn it!
  • Chainbreaker
    Chainbreaker Posts: 124 Member
    As a trainer and coach for many years I can honestly say that I have heard each of these. Many, many times! It's funny because it's true.

    "Look, I've got a big vacation coming up and I need to lose 30lbs, stat!"

    What?! I have Spartan Sprint next Saturday. I can TOTALLY lose 10lbs by then. Right? Right?!

    Oh you absolutely can! It may not be ulitmately healthy, but i can get you there. LOL
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    Some of you may find this demoralizing to women, but I personally found this video hilarious. Admittedly, I've said a few of these things to my trainer at one point or another...

    http://youtu.be/aosMsYWzKzs

    :drinker:

    Is this link correct?

    Should be...works for me, and it appears it's working for others as well...
  • LeeshLove
    LeeshLove Posts: 197
    :laugh: guilty :laugh:
  • lizcr13
    lizcr13 Posts: 26 Member
    BAHAHAHA "People have been eating bread for CENTURIES!"

    I LOST it at that part!!!
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    bump for later
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025
    Love it!
  • beckyboop712
    beckyboop712 Posts: 383 Member
    Bump for later :-D Can't divulge in laughter right now.
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    it's like MFP in a quick vid!!

    Haha exactly what I was thinking!
  • KatLifter
    KatLifter Posts: 1,314 Member
    Trainer: Planks are your friend
    Me: NO! Ben and Jerry are my friends!
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  • krrs1980
    krrs1980 Posts: 90 Member
    LOL.that is too funny!!!
  • FitandFab33
    FitandFab33 Posts: 718 Member
    <3 hahahaha
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    I'm guilty of a quite a few of those. :blushing:

    Me: my arms are sore; I boxed yesterday.
    Trainer: what's wrong with your box?

    That about sums up every conversation during every session.
  • dare2love81
    dare2love81 Posts: 928 Member
    Trainer: Planks are your friend
    Me: NO! Ben and Jerry are my friends!
    SantanaLopezBeingAshamed.gif

    Hahaha, I HATE planks!!
  • mrau719
    mrau719 Posts: 288 Member
    LOL!!!! ahahahahaha :laugh:
  • shar140
    shar140 Posts: 1,158 Member
    bump to watch later :)
  • melmckay99
    melmckay99 Posts: 358
    lol, this was good. I just sent the link to my trainer, I think he will appreciate that considering that like 95% of his clientel are females.

    I am guilty of a few of these too...the push-ups comments especially hit close to home for me, lol!

    I have been training with him for 9 months now and we have started doing crossfit, so lots of innapropriate comments about doing jerks, snatches and WOD's come up now. We have a good sense of humour about it at least!

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