calling all cleansers/detoxers...

ndj1979

I take a toilet scrubber and scrub my insides. It's hard to get to my intestines, but it takes all the bacteria away and leaves me squeaky clean. I then follow with 10 days of the Master Cleanse. Nothing but lemon juice and maple syrup will work wonders for you.

I have heard of that I think it is called "The Deep Anal Plunge"..yes?

ndj1979

I've used the Ultimate Reset and it was good. No I am not a vegan but I like the foods www.myultimatereset.com/Jovette42 You can do it up to 4x a year but right now 1x works fine for me. I plan on doing it in Sep/Oct.

can you please let me know what toxins this removes and specific benefits ?

michelle7673

I take a toilet scrubber and scrub my insides. It's hard to get to my intestines, but it takes all the bacteria away and leaves me squeaky clean. I then follow with 10 days of the Master Cleanse. Nothing but lemon juice and maple syrup will work wonders for you.

I think if you follow that with 10 days of the Cabbage Soup Diet it's called a "Vegas neapolitan".

Hmm. Wait. That's something else.

joleenl

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

joleenl

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh I forgot to mention this is female version... Apparently the male version I builds up your tongue muscle!

drapisking

I do the chocolate cleanse pretty much daily. It rids me of . . . chocolate cravings. :bigsmile:

Not that's something I could stick with

meeper123

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh I forgot to mention this is female version... Apparently the male version I builds up your tongue muscle!

>. < going on that one pronto bet the hubby will be thrilled lol

joleenl

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh I forgot to mention this is female version... Apparently the male version I builds up your tongue muscle!

>. < going on that one pronto bet the hubby will be thrilled lol

While you do yours? Put your husband on the male version... You'll both be happy! It's 69 cleanse!

meeper123

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh I forgot to mention this is female version... Apparently the male version I builds up your tongue muscle!

>. < going on that one pronto bet the hubby will be thrilled lol

While you do yours? Put your husband on the male version... You'll both be happy! It's 69 cleanse!

X.X bye going now see ya lol

ndj1979

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

ladies please feel free to come over and practice this one anytime!

SinomenJen

one part hydrogen two parts oxygen in a liquid form, apply intrevenously multiple times a day, orally

Fish_Fuzz

I do the oxidant clense.... Everything I eat says "great source of anti oxidants. Truth is I don't know how many oxidants I have nor do I know what will happen when I run out? I know Oxidants are a form of rust and thats what makes our blood red, but I'm curious to what color my blood turns into when I get rid of these pesky oxidants.

Pearlyladybug

I did the husband cleanse once. Lost 170 pounds of fat and bullsh*t. It was really easy. You just take some paperwork, signatures and a judge. BOOM! *kitten*-be-gone!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

joleenl

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

ladies please feel free to come over and practice this one anytime!

Maybe you could sign up to be advocate (fancy word for sales rep) and you could get paid your contribution! The benefits are amazing. It's an easy sell!

Pearlyladybug

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh I forgot to mention this is female version... Apparently the male version I builds up your tongue muscle!

hahahaha

billsica

Cyan pepper, Lemon juice, Nutmeg. More on how to use it responsibly below. but I wanted to just respond to some people.

I can't but help but feel that some of these responses aren't serious. Ok, here is the detox cleanse I use and its serious. I'm not sure why people would make fun of the person asking the questions. You should all be very ashamed.

To get rid of toxins in the body I first settle my liver though meditation, this is very important.
OH Toxins are defined by wikipeda

Toxins are often distinguished from other chemical agents by their method of production - the word toxin does not specify method of delivery (compare with venom and the narrower meaning of poison – all substances that can also cause disturbances to organisms). It simply means it is a biologically produced poison. There was an ongoing terminological dispute between NATO and the Warsaw Pact over whether to call a toxin a biological or chemical agent, in which the NATO opted for biological agent, and the Warsaw Pact, like most other countries in the world, for chemical agent.[citation needed]

According to an International Committee of the Red Cross review of the Biological Weapons Convention, "Toxins are poisonous products of organisms; unlike biological agents, they are inanimate and not capable of reproducing themselves." and "Since the signing of the Convention, there have been no disputes among the parties regarding the definition of biological agents or toxins..."[4]

According to Title 18 of the United States Code, "...the term "toxin" means the toxic material or product of plants, animals, microorganisms (including, but not limited to, bacteria, viruses, fungi, rickettsiae or protozoa), or infectious substances, or a recombinant or synthesized molecule, whatever their origin and method of production..."[5]

A rather informal terminology of individual toxins relate them to the anatomical location where their effects are most notable:

Hemotoxin, causes destruction of red blood cells (hemolysis)
Phototoxin, causes dangerous photosensitivity

On a broader scale, toxins may be classified as either exotoxins, being excreted by an organism, and endotoxins, that are released mainly when bacteria are lysed...

Related terms are:

Toxoid, weakened or suppressed toxin
Venom, toxins in the sense of use by certain types of animals

Ok, so I usually watch some DR who or play a game.

Now the important part is to rev up your liver, this is best done with some alcohol as in the form of beer, wine or spirits.

Next take Cyan pepper, lemon juice nutmeg, mix with melted button and spread it onto some chicken. eat it.
Then water, yup next day just drink a lot of water and you detox

ndj1979

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

ladies please feel free to come over and practice this one anytime!

Maybe you could sign up to be advocate (fancy word for sales rep) and you could get paid your contribution! The benefits are amazing. It's an easy sell!

I heard a hot load increases metabolism?

joleenl

Cyan pepper, Lemon juice, Nutmeg. More on how to use it responsibly below. but I wanted to just respond to some people.

I can't but help but feel that some of these responses aren't serious. Ok, here is the detox cleanse I use and its serious. I'm not sure why people would make fun of the person asking the questions. You should all be very ashamed.

To get rid of toxins in the body I first settle my liver though meditation, this is very important.
OH Toxins are defined by wikipeda

Toxins are often distinguished from other chemical agents by their method of production - the word toxin does not specify method of delivery (compare with venom and the narrower meaning of poison – all substances that can also cause disturbances to organisms). It simply means it is a biologically produced poison. There was an ongoing terminological dispute between NATO and the Warsaw Pact over whether to call a toxin a biological or chemical agent, in which the NATO opted for biological agent, and the Warsaw Pact, like most other countries in the world, for chemical agent.[citation needed]

According to an International Committee of the Red Cross review of the Biological Weapons Convention, "Toxins are poisonous products of organisms; unlike biological agents, they are inanimate and not capable of reproducing themselves." and "Since the signing of the Convention, there have been no disputes among the parties regarding the definition of biological agents or toxins..."[4]

According to Title 18 of the United States Code, "...the term "toxin" means the toxic material or product of plants, animals, microorganisms (including, but not limited to, bacteria, viruses, fungi, rickettsiae or protozoa), or infectious substances, or a recombinant or synthesized molecule, whatever their origin and method of production..."[5]

A rather informal terminology of individual toxins relate them to the anatomical location where their effects are most notable:

Hemotoxin, causes destruction of red blood cells (hemolysis)
Phototoxin, causes dangerous photosensitivity

On a broader scale, toxins may be classified as either exotoxins, being excreted by an organism, and endotoxins, that are released mainly when bacteria are lysed...

Related terms are:

Toxoid, weakened or suppressed toxin
Venom, toxins in the sense of use by certain types of animals

Ok, so I usually watch some DR who or play a game.

Now the important part is to rev up your liver, this is best done with some alcohol as in the form of beer, wine or spirits.

Next take Cyan pepper, lemon juice nutmeg, mix with melted button and spread it onto some chicken. eat it.
Then water, yup next day just drink a lot of water and you detox

What da funk?

ndj1979

Cyan pepper, Lemon juice, Nutmeg. More on how to use it responsibly below. but I wanted to just respond to some people.

I can't but help but feel that some of these responses aren't serious. Ok, here is the detox cleanse I use and its serious. I'm not sure why people would make fun of the person asking the questions. You should all be very ashamed.

To get rid of toxins in the body I first settle my liver though meditation, this is very important.
OH Toxins are defined by wikipeda

Toxins are often distinguished from other chemical agents by their method of production - the word toxin does not specify method of delivery (compare with venom and the narrower meaning of poison – all substances that can also cause disturbances to organisms). It simply means it is a biologically produced poison. There was an ongoing terminological dispute between NATO and the Warsaw Pact over whether to call a toxin a biological or chemical agent, in which the NATO opted for biological agent, and the Warsaw Pact, like most other countries in the world, for chemical agent.[citation needed]

According to an International Committee of the Red Cross review of the Biological Weapons Convention, "Toxins are poisonous products of organisms; unlike biological agents, they are inanimate and not capable of reproducing themselves." and "Since the signing of the Convention, there have been no disputes among the parties regarding the definition of biological agents or toxins..."[4]

According to Title 18 of the United States Code, "...the term "toxin" means the toxic material or product of plants, animals, microorganisms (including, but not limited to, bacteria, viruses, fungi, rickettsiae or protozoa), or infectious substances, or a recombinant or synthesized molecule, whatever their origin and method of production..."[5]

A rather informal terminology of individual toxins relate them to the anatomical location where their effects are most notable:

Hemotoxin, causes destruction of red blood cells (hemolysis)
Phototoxin, causes dangerous photosensitivity

On a broader scale, toxins may be classified as either exotoxins, being excreted by an organism, and endotoxins, that are released mainly when bacteria are lysed...

Related terms are:

Toxoid, weakened or suppressed toxin
Venom, toxins in the sense of use by certain types of animals

Ok, so I usually watch some DR who or play a game.

Now the important part is to rev up your liver, this is best done with some alcohol as in the form of beer, wine or spirits.

Next take Cyan pepper, lemon juice nutmeg, mix with melted button and spread it onto some chicken. eat it.
Then water, yup next day just drink a lot of water and you detox

wait drink alcohol to detox...what is this like the reverse cleanse or something???

and i am ashamed of my fellow posters for derailing my thread...

joleenl

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

ladies please feel free to come over and practice this one anytime!

Maybe you could sign up to be advocate (fancy word for sales rep) and you could get paid your contribution! The benefits are amazing. It's an easy sell!

I heard a hot load increases metabolism?

Very true! Have you been researching it already!

ndj1979

I heard that if you combine a cap of bleach with ketones that it revs up your metabolism..any truth to this?

CrazyTrackLady

So I am curious what you all's favorite cleanse/detox is...as I am interested in cleansing myself. Please list the cleanse/detox method you use, what toxins it is removing, what the benefits are, and any additional comments that you would like to add...

thanks in advance!

Liquid Plumber.

CrazyTrackLady

I've used the Ultimate Reset and it was good. No I am not a vegan but I like the foods www.myultimatereset.com/Jovette42 You can do it up to 4x a year but right now 1x works fine for me. I plan on doing it in Sep/Oct.

can you please let me know what toxins this removes and specific benefits ?

It removes toxic money from your wallet. Benefits: your wallet will be much thinner.

ggxx100

I did the Bj cleanse. Sperm is full of healthy organic protein. It's low in fat plus you burn calories. A side effect was one happy spouse making it so I didn't have to try the husband cleanse. I lost some weight and gained muscle. The first thing people noticed was how much thinner my face was.

Oh my goodness no! Too many extra calories...girls who swallow are 90% likely to gain weight

billsica

The liver is like any other muscle, Work it out with a beer. Maybe you can combine it with the bj cleanse if cyan pepper doesn't float your boat. :drinker:

Wetcoaster

I listened to Justin Beiber and Celine Dion for an hour............my colon has never been so clean.

ndj1979

I've used the Ultimate Reset and it was good. No I am not a vegan but I like the foods www.myultimatereset.com/Jovette42 You can do it up to 4x a year but right now 1x works fine for me. I plan on doing it in Sep/Oct.

can you please let me know what toxins this removes and specific benefits ?

It removes toxic money from your wallet. Benefits: your wallet will be much thinner.

wait money is toxic..? So now I have to cleanse that too??? FML

ndj1979

The liver is like any other muscle, Work it out with a beer. Maybe you can combine it with the bj cleanse if cyan pepper doesn't float your boat. :drinker:

i work out mine with tequila = compound lifts for liver...

ndj1979

anyone ever try the vacuum cleanse? you basically attach an industrial strength vacuum cleaner to your a*s and turn it on high for about thirty minutes a day for a week ....literally sucks everything out of you ...

richardheath

I heard that crying is good for babies - it exercises their lungs.

So, by analogy, bleeding must be good for the heart. And having a heavy alcohol load must be good for the liver. How else is it going to learn?

So yeah, mine is the beer detox (craft or homebrew only please. None of those chemical laden (H2O, EtOH) macro brews). The toxins it removes are ethanol and acetaldehyde. Every once in a while, you may find you vomit, which removes everything else too. You are welcome.