Biggest lie you told yourself.....

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  • giantsr1
    giantsr1 Posts: 45 Member
    damn dryer keeps shrinking my clothes...

    I was famous for saying this one!!
  • Changemyfate
    Changemyfate Posts: 25 Member
    "It doesn't matter how old I am, I'll get hired!!" I really don't feel my age!! Hoping loosing weight will allow me to present as a "normal" person.
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    I'll start tmorrrow.....

    ^^
  • Reinventing_Me
    Reinventing_Me Posts: 1,053 Member
    I carry my weight well...I don't look like I weigh ____ pounds.
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    "it's ok if I have a cigarette when i'm drinking, I know I'll never become a full blown smoker again.".....says the girl who smoked for 9 yrs, successfully quit for 4yrs only to turn around and became a full blown smoker again for the past 2 yrs.

    Today marks day 2 smoke free.

    Congrats on day 2! I've done the same thing...was a smoker for years. Then quit cold turkey, stayed smoke-free for 7 years. Came into some heavy stresses in life, needed "just one" drag to take the edge off. Been smoking for 10 years now. I'm on day 4 of Chantix. Used it last summer, and was surprised how well it worked. But, being the dumba$$ that I can be...went to an out-of-state concert with a smoker. Plus hanging out with smokers. Yep, right back at it. But now, all of those smokers have quit. Time for me to hang it up for good. You're doing great! I'm impressed, and happy for you!
  • FlyByJuly
    FlyByJuly Posts: 564 Member
    I'm not that big.
    I'm not as big as so-and-so.
    I carry my weight well.
    I don't really eat that much or that poorly.

    I'm not so sure that I was actually lying to myself, tho. I mean, if you really think these things, then it's not really a lie. But, man, was I wearing blinders! As far as "not that big" and "not as big as so-and-so..." Hey, the camera doesn't lie! Talk about a rude awakening! I even came across a photo from a family reunion from 12 years ago. I was trying to figure out who that huge woman was, sitting next to my mom. OMG. It was me. I was horrified! I'm at least 50 lbs lighter now, but still....
  • Louisianababy93
    Louisianababy93 Posts: 1,709 Member
    im a mean person!

    & ohh,im not fat! my clothes are shrinking in the dryer! lol,yeahh okayy!
  • talon8
    talon8 Posts: 15 Member
    I love this one. Hey it kinda makes sense!
  • LorryGuthrie
    LorryGuthrie Posts: 113 Member
    I'm big boned!

    This!!! Another one of my faves - "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!" I refused to say the word "fat" as if it were the OTHER f-bomb! :D
  • MissShancey
    MissShancey Posts: 464
    “i just really like food, im not an emotional eater”

    i am an emotional eater and im fat because i was sad for 21 years...
  • casi_ann
    casi_ann Posts: 423 Member
    Now that I am down to a normal weight all i have to do is eat like a normal person. I don't have to eat like this forever.
  • LorryGuthrie
    LorryGuthrie Posts: 113 Member
    Oh, and I just started washing and drying my clothes on "regular" settings instead of cold because I always believed they were shrinking my clothes! :tongue:
  • Belligerent_Wombat
    Belligerent_Wombat Posts: 63 Member
    That I was happy being the funny, fat girl.

    Right here. This is truth.
  • funkyspunky872
    funkyspunky872 Posts: 866 Member
    yup all of the above!

    The one I have been (still am) struggling with most is: No man will love me or want to be with me until I am a size __(insert tiny size here).

    This and...

    "I'm okay"

    "It's okay"

    "I cannot possibly get any fatter than the fat piece of *kitten* that I am now"

    "I don't have an eating disorder/I'm not sick enough"

    "I like being alone"
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    I'll never be pretty enough or skinny enough... and my mom agrees... :P
  • kdawn130
    kdawn130 Posts: 18
    I'll start tmorrrow.....

    Same here
  • jvinmill
    jvinmill Posts: 279 Member
    I carry weight well and look good at whatever size I am...
  • SafioraLinnea
    SafioraLinnea Posts: 628 Member
    I hide the weight well/everyone is always saying they thought I was lighter than I actually am.

    Everyone in my family is heavy, I'll always be big too.

    Someday I'll find someone who will love me no matter what size or shape I am (-- pretty impossible if I don't love me first)
  • jasonthekidd
    jasonthekidd Posts: 60
    damn dryer keeps shrinking my clothes...

    ^this!

    I said this many times...
  • wildwhisper96
    wildwhisper96 Posts: 39 Member
    "I can't do this."
  • dlwyatt82
    dlwyatt82 Posts: 1,077 Member
    Size doesn't matter. :laugh:
  • lbaileyjohannsen
    lbaileyjohannsen Posts: 133 Member
    "My body and physical appearance have no value anyway, so I don't care if I am fat forever."
  • quill16
    quill16 Posts: 373 Member
    "I can't believe they make towels that don't wrap around a normal person's body."

    *Said towel is currently wrapped around me twice*
    ditto
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    "I'm just retaining some water"..... No I was retaining all the chips,chocolate, fries etc that I ate constantly!!!
  • awmejia
    awmejia Posts: 147 Member
    i don't have time to exercise or it cost to much to eat healthy
  • Cat52169
    Cat52169 Posts: 277 Member
    I'll go to the gym in the morning then I wake up and say I'll go to the gym on my lunch hour and then........yep nothing:frown:
  • LinaBo
    LinaBo Posts: 342 Member
    "Ooh! Junk food! On sale! I'm gonna buy this, and this, and this and this and THIS... but I'm only going to eat two little cookies, and ration the rest over the course of the month."

    24 hours and a massive tummy ache later, it would all gone. Another 24 hours, and the cycle would repeat. To anyone dealing with binge/compulsive eating issues, I say to you: there will ALWAYS be another sale on junk food... unless the apocalypse happens, and then do you really want to be the slow fatty of the group when food IS scarce?
  • Melanie_RS
    Melanie_RS Posts: 417 Member
    "oh I won't get pregnant"

    that was the biggest.

    oh, food related: "sure this looks like a tablespoon" ;)
  • katrinkap
    katrinkap Posts: 443 Member
    i was just meant to be fat...

    that was me at 210 pounds :) now i'm at 165 :)
  • AwesomeOne66
    AwesomeOne66 Posts: 220
    "I'm built for comfort, not speed!"

    and "this rack isn't built for running!"

    and "they don't make sports bras in my size!"

    all complete BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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