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    Creep Repellant

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    • Posts: 478 Member
      I always seem to attract the creeps and weirdos when I'm buying milk from the cornershop and looking like a mess :indifferent:
    • Posts: 5,966 Member
      simple

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    • Posts: 2,082 Member
      I was out with my female friends from school at a wine bar, when two of us out of the bunch decided that for some messed up reason, we both somehow attract creepy, scary, skeevy guys. I mean WTF do we do?? We need to invent CREEP REPELLANT.

      Please someone find the formula so we can spray it on when we go out. Because NOBODY wants to be LEERED at and eye-bleeped from afar by some old creeper (think Mr. Burn from Simpsons) sitting alone for two hours in the corner of the bar. Seriously?!?!

      Anyone else have this problem? LOL

      Stop fronting you know you like the attention because you would just tell them to go away.
    • Posts: 51
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      Love this idea!

      Whole Foods Creeps are the worst. This also works, supposedly:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

      (There's some profanity in it, kids.) I haven't tried it...yet. Haha. Good luck and thanks for the commiseration <3
      Yes! This really works! I've tried it, and they go away every time!
    • Posts: 1,658
      Sadly there's more than enough creeps to go around (m&f). You have nothing to do with it. It's fate.
    • Posts: 2,631 Member
      what makes a guy scary or skeevy?
    • Posts: 2,996 Member
      Step one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0

      If that doesn't work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xplUpR3m0io&amp;feature=relmfu

      I like pairing the raptor with overly exaggerated emotions.
    • Posts: 90
      I need creep repellant. I attract a lot of sleezy old men, or kids who are in middle school. -.-
    • Posts: 126 Member
      Creeps need lovin' too ya know. Not that I have first hand experience.
    • Posts: 949 Member
      what makes a guy scary or skeevy?

      Mostly I think just existing and happening to glance at someone will get you qualified.

      Remember, ALWAYS judge a book by its cover!
    • Posts: 124
      Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

      Love this!!:laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 124
      I went out with my girlfriends last week in a dress with a very low back. Some random guy approached me on 3 separate occasions and blew on my back!!

      WTF?? He never said a word just blew.....

      Ok this made me laugh out loud!!!!
    • Posts: 124
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      what's wrong with this? these guys look like they got it all figgered out \m/

      This is kinda turning me on :blushing:
    • Posts: 124
      simple

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      LOL! My daughter showed me this the other day!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 306
      The duckface and farting helps.
    • Posts: 318
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      Mostly I think just existing and happening to glance at someone will get you qualified.

      Remember, ALWAYS judge a book by its cover!

      No, no, no.... lighten up. If you glance, maybe smile, blink or even turn away that is NOT creepy. At all.

      Now if this guy was just shy, he could still move around the place, maybe think about cracking a smile once in a while - maybe go to the bar with a friend instead of being alone, or at least not sit in the corner, talking to nobody, and LEERING at women for the three hours while we were there.

      The problem is we attract creeper dudes and its not fair. LOL

      When I was19 I was walking with my friends and this 45 year old pimp looking dude with a huge 'stache was like HELLOOOO...took my hand and kissed it. Okay, NO. And there's been worse that's happened as far as groping and things.

      So yes, I will joke about it but we are not talking about NORMAL guys, we are talking predator types. And its all funny n all but at the same time who wants that kind of attention where you feel uncomfortable or threatened? And that goes for males or females. People need to have boundaries and some just do not.

      That's why I want creep repellant!
    • Posts: 3,458 Member
      Fill a spray bottle half full of witch hazel and add about 25 or so drops of lemongrass essential oil. Spray it all over you. It works for mosquitos.....might work for creeps, too.
    • Posts: 326 Member
      Just so you know, we aren't all that bad hahaha.
    • Posts: 873 Member
      C'mon now, you know you like the attention... otherwise, you wouldn't be posting about it! Oh, and maybe you shouldn't judge so much ;)
    • Posts: 318
      C'mon now, you know you like the attention... otherwise, you wouldn't be posting about it! Oh, and maybe you shouldn't judge so much ;)

      I can't befriend or be endearing to every male human that exists. I can't. Otherwise I would be writing to Richard Ramirez or the Green River Killer and getting married in a trailer at their prison. I HAVE to judge, at least a little. We all DO - let's keep it real!!! LOLLLL
    • Posts: 873 Member
      I have kept it real.
    • Posts: 318
      I have kept it real.
      Do you not judge anyone? What I'm saying is not all attention is good. Maybe all your experiences have been good but its not the case for some of us. If we did not judge, we would not have standards, even for ourselves.

      If you were with us when it happened, I believe you would have agreed with us. :)
    • Posts: 318
      Here's a little visual for ya...Bill Lumberg...LOL
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    • Posts: 6,800 Member
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      Yes BLOCK that idiot and tell the mods. Ok so since I am the OP I feel responsible for this. Why didn't he start messaging me? Good thing he didn't, I would have loved to UNLEASH the KRAKKEN. LOL JK

      See you attracted a creeper, even on MFP! Now we need electronic creep repellant! haha
      Since when did you take responsibility for the internet :P I'm use to it, I replied to this thread didn't I ;)
      Yes, I did :/
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      I've reported him, I suggest reporting him as well. Moderator said that if anyone else complains about him something well be done.
    • Posts: 3,562 Member
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      Since when did you take responsibility for the internet :P I'm use to it, I replied to this thread didn't I ;)
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      I've reported him, I suggest reporting him as well. Moderator said that if anyone else complains about him something well be done.

      Interesting that he didn't have the guts to just make his remarks in this thread.
    • Posts: 50 Member
      Here's a tip from my dear departed mom: Start picking your nose; he'll look elsewhere (I've not tried it, but she swore it worked, lol.)

      Scratching your butt would work too.
    • Posts: 318
      Since when did you take responsibility for the internet :P I'm use to it, I replied to this thread didn't I ;)

      Because I BROUGHT the creeper out with the thread!! LOL Aaahhhahaha IRONY!
    • Posts: 6,800 Member
      Interesting that he didn't have the guts to just make his remarks in this thread.

      I thought so too ATBnAZ...Especially since I never talked to him and just told a little story, it's not like I was offending someone other then myself :P
    • Posts: 751 Member
      I need creep repellant as well. I swear, they never leave me alone!!!
    • Posts: 318
      Problem solved. Even the creepiest of guys should by repulsed by this.
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      Can't believe I didn't catch this earlier...Thank you LOL OMG Courtney Love odor LMAO
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