Who Needs Porn...

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  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    There's only one thing porn gets me motivated to do....
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    I need porn so long as it has zombie midget colwns in it
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    Bishes! I'm FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • FarmGirl69
    FarmGirl69 Posts: 211
    We need more people in life that look at things the way you do...kudos!! :drinker:
  • Macley
    Macley Posts: 45
    Nice (;
  • jcomley1
    jcomley1 Posts: 133
    some people take these mfp forums way way to seriously. :embarassed: lets all chill out and not look for something to get our knickers in a twist over all the time. its just silly.
    Must be exhausting being so uptight all the time.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    some people take these mfp forums way way to seriously. :embarassed: lets all chill out and not look for something to get our knickers in a twist over all the time. its just silly.
    Must be exhausting being so uptight all the time.


    *whispering* I think they attempted the *kitten* pencil test... But did it wrong... If you know what I mean... ;)
  • jcomley1
    jcomley1 Posts: 133
    some people take these mfp forums way way to seriously. :embarassed: lets all chill out and not look for something to get our knickers in a twist over all the time. its just silly.
    Must be exhausting being so uptight all the time.


    *whispering* I think they attempted the *kitten* pencil test... But did it wrong... If you know what I mean... ;)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    *cough* i mean... no... how dare you.... (just in case they start hating on me for laughing at this... ) hahah
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Silly - you should READ my posts. It's not all about the body - it's ALL about the attitude. The desire. The drive. The decision to be fit. I've seen many a women who are far from fit who are simply hot based on their attitude and direction. And just as many (if not more) women with perfect bodies who are simply NOT HOT because of their attitude being the opposite. Don't sell yourself short.
    (I'll volunteer to be the one to take this too seriously)

    I'm not a pretty girl and I'm not on your friends list, but that's okay...I am content with not replacing your porn ;)

    You sound like a pretty kick@ss guy yourself!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Very true! I LOVE all my hot sexy friends...they all motivate me in different ways...especially the ones who like to give *kitten* smacks...girls included!


    I can't go one day without smacking that *kitten*! :heart:
  • tpittsley77
    tpittsley77 Posts: 607 Member
    If anyone needs porn here, its denise clearly. Go wank off and chill out. I find the op is being highly complimentary of the strong women he is friends with. Good for him.

    Btw walmart sells vibrators now if you need one to get off.
  • FitForeverAgain
    FitForeverAgain Posts: 330 Member
    Walmart sells vibrators? Good to know in case I have a late night date that's turns 'interesting'!
  • Maddyjoe
    Maddyjoe Posts: 8
    ...when you have MFP!? I swear after looking through my friend list, I have more hottie eye candy on here who are 'friends' than you could ever hope for! And, they're not some fake, plastic chick like the pin-up girls. The "Girls of MFP" are tough, gritty, sweaty and hot! I've never been a 'porn guy' and with MFP - I never will be! Stay hot and stay the great inspiration you ladies are to us guys on here! (Side note - though you fit guys that are friends aren't exactly 'eye candy' - you're still worthy of a nod as a motive to keep my *kitten* in shape!)

    So, in short - thanks to all the MFP chicks who work hard and inspire!!!

    Oh, come on, dude, you don't have to lie about it. You said it; own up to it. I mean, seriously? I'd never know if eye-candy had a great attitude or not, because, hello, they're "eye-candy" -- pleasing to the eyes so much they make my mouth water. Not sure where attitude comes into play. But, hey, if you really do mean your words (I don't think you do), I think you best choose a better word than eye-candy, brah. Also, porn's great (love it!), but that's all visual too. It was just another clue that left me thinking that you just added in all that "Oh, but they've got great spirit, they don't have to be sexy!" mess after you got called out. Sad, because there's nothing wrong with liking fine chicks. Most men do. :glasses:
  • raccoon182
    raccoon182 Posts: 29
    ...when you have MFP!? I swear after looking through my friend list, I have more hottie eye candy on here who are 'friends' than you could ever hope for! And, they're not some fake, plastic chick like the pin-up girls. The "Girls of MFP" are tough, gritty, sweaty and hot! I've never been a 'porn guy' and with MFP - I never will be! Stay hot and stay the great inspiration you ladies are to us guys on here! (Side note - though you fit guys that are friends aren't exactly 'eye candy' - you're still worthy of a nod as a motive to keep my *kitten* in shape!)

    So, in short - thanks to all the MFP chicks who work hard and inspire!!!

    I think pin-up models/women are beautiful! I love their style and makeup. I don't see whats "fake" about them. They just found a style they like, and stick with it. There are beautiful women of all style but I don't see how you could dislike someone for it. I also don't understand how people can get off by looking through their friends list. :grumble:
  • FatStoatLondon
    FatStoatLondon Posts: 197 Member
    i need much more than just images :P

    Agreed! Moving porn is vital :)
  • vintagesquirrel
    vintagesquirrel Posts: 190
    OP! Be my eyecandy! :smokin:
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    Silly - you should READ my posts. It's not all about the body - it's ALL about the attitude. The desire. The drive. The decision to be fit. I've seen many a women who are far from fit who are simply hot based on their attitude and direction. And just as many (if not more) women with perfect bodies who are simply NOT HOT because of their attitude being the opposite. Don't sell yourself short.
    (I'll volunteer to be the one to take this too seriously)

    I'm not a pretty girl and I'm not on your friends list, but that's okay...I am content with not replacing your porn ;)

    I think I like you...

    often the "sexiest" women are the "ugliest" too...

    so true. I may not be always the most hard or motivated but I have a hell of a will to succeed. Maybe its just spite. Haha! and I have no porn (boohoo) Lol
  • tpittsley77
    tpittsley77 Posts: 607 Member
    For the curious... yes check the condom aisle. You will find vibrators and vibrating c*ck rings. Walgreens also sells g spot stimulators. They are all conveniently located at children's eye level. So when you and your kid are near that aisle, your child can say "mommy, what a ring of bliss?"
  • sho3girl
    sho3girl Posts: 10,799 Member
    some people take these mfp forums way way to seriously. :embarassed: lets all chill out and not look for something to get our knickers in a twist over all the time. its just silly.
    Must be exhausting being so uptight all the time.


    *whispering* I think they attempted the *kitten* pencil test... But did it wrong... If you know what I mean... ;)

    just had to :laugh:
  • nothing1994
    nothing1994 Posts: 1,936 Member
    I cant wait to be eye candy too :cry:
  • shaynak112
    shaynak112 Posts: 751 Member
    Porn isn't plastic fake pin-up girls all the time. Have you ever looked at amateur porn?
  • dawson55510
    dawson55510 Posts: 197 Member
    Are you saying you wank to your friends list?

    lol
  • CDRocks
    CDRocks Posts: 3
    The real deal is always more fun!
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    I had this thought for a few days now. Who needs porn with all the eye candy and sexy messages i get i am already overwhelmed.
  • rmartin72
    rmartin72 Posts: 1,085 Member
    :blushing:

    Lovely Blush & Your Pretty Hot & Sexy:):)
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    :D
  • runnerjenn0708
    runnerjenn0708 Posts: 400 Member
    ha ha .. this was a GREAT POST!!!
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I know I have some uber hot male and female friends on my FL .... but will always readily accept more lol
  • rmartin72
    rmartin72 Posts: 1,085 Member
    The real deal is always more fun!

    Honestly Agree With You:):) :flowerforyou:
  • rmartin72
    rmartin72 Posts: 1,085 Member
    ha ha .. this was a GREAT POST!!!

    There is a lot of great & beautiful eye candy here:bigsmile:

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