Ruin my wish

This fun thread is titled..
Ruin My Wish

Easy game to play and the object of the is to make a wish. Then the person to posts must grant it. But they must put a "add on" to the wish that ruins it!

For example.

(I post) I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

(next person might reply) Done but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

Okay let me start. I wish I could be invisible!
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  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    Who said that?
  • rdyne1
    rdyne1 Posts: 53
    Done but the government makes it mandatory that every person wear specially made invisi-goggles to stop thieves at all times?
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    I laughed!! Thank you! :laugh: Make a new wish!
  • melaniecheeks
    melaniecheeks Posts: 6,349 Member
    I wish that I could fly to the moon.
  • rdyne1
    rdyne1 Posts: 53
    I wish that I could fly to the moon.

    Done, now all you have to do is pay 50,000 for the seat on the plane doing the first civilian space tour.
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Rdyne1-- you're creative!

    I wish I was incredibly rich.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Mendoza - Granted! Now you are so incredibly rich that it has devalued the currency, and your country's economy has crashed.

    I wish that I had a better job.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    Done but now your cube mate is stinky!!!!

    I wish I never had to work again!
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Done, but now everyone has to work more because you aren't, so they are mad at you :mad:

    I wish I could control the weather
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but you abuse the power, causing a global drought, so you starve to death.

    I wish I could teleport between locations.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    Done but a fly got in there and your DNA got all mixed up!!!

    I wish I had a car that could fly, then I would never be stuck in traffic again.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but some teenage guy with testosterone for brains comes up with the same wish and crashes into you, totaling your flying car.

    I wish I had some delicious yellow cake with chocolate frosting here (no, seriously, I am jonesing like mad for yellow cake).
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Done, but being that yellow cake with chocolate frosting is MY favorite cake, I eat it all before I can give it to you. Muahahahha!

    I wish my work day would be done already!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Done, but being that yellow cake with chocolate frosting is MY favorite cake, I eat it all before I can give it to you. Muahahahha!

    I wish my work day would be done already!

    Done but you get home and a racoon, a dog, and a cat somehow got in your house and completely trashed it. So now you have to spend the rest of the day cleaning!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Oh.. forgot my wish....
    I wish my boss would hire another employee!
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    Oh.. forgot my wish....
    I wish my boss would hire another employee!

    but then they can't afford to keep you on the payroll so they are letting you go, effective immediately.

    I wish I could be in my bed right now
  • Artemis726
    Artemis726 Posts: 587 Member
    Oh.. forgot my wish....
    I wish my boss would hire another employee!

    Done! But the new employee smells like cheese and picks his nose. Oh- and he has a mad crush on you! :devil:

    I wish I could go on a long vacation!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Oh.. forgot my wish....
    I wish my boss would hire another employee!

    but then they can't afford to keep you on the payroll so they are letting you go, effective immediately.

    I wish I could be in my bed right now

    I wouldn't be too mad about losing my job. :laugh:

    Done, but there is construction going on next door!... Really loud construction!
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Oh.. forgot my wish....
    I wish my boss would hire another employee!

    Done! But the new employee smells like cheese and picks his nose. Oh- and he has a mad crush on you! :devil:

    I wish I could go on a long vacation!

    Done but it's because you got shipwrecked on a deserted island.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I wish it was five already.
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    I wish it was five already.

    Done but your boss just told you that you now work the midnight shift effective immediately.

    I wish I was at the beach right now!
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
    I wish it was five already.

    Done but your boss just told you that you now work the midnight shift effective immediately.

    I wish I was at the beach right now!

    Now I changed my wish to "I wish I didn't kill this thread!!"
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
    Done! but now I probably killed it so.... yea.....

    I wish I were an Oscer Meyer Weiner.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done, but everywhere you go, you hear people singing the jingle and it slowly drives you insane.

    I wish I didn't have to replace my pants before I reach goal weight.
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
    Done but that is because you never reach goal weight (sorry)

    I wish my kids would keep their rooms tidy
  • chelbel89
    chelbel89 Posts: 161 Member
    Done! But now your kids charge you an astronomical fee for doing so.

    I wish I could visit every country in the world!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
    Done! But now your kids charge you an astronomical fee for doing so.

    I wish I could visit every country in the world!
    Done. But only because extra-terrestrials invade and turn the world into a large super-country because what difference do language and culture barriers make when you are all slaves to the alien overlords anyway?

    I wish my family liked my boyfriend.
  • family liked boyfriend

    Done, but your cousin likes him to much and he cheats :(

    I wish I could fix everything negative for those who deserve it.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    I wish to go on a cruise.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    Done but then everyone is ungrateful. :(

    I wish to go on a cruise.