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Biggest lie you told yourself.....

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  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    These jeans aren't really getting tighter, I just dried them....ya that's it!
  • obrendao
    obrendao Posts: 318
    "I look fine the way I am."

    "I can't do anything about it"

    "I've tried everything."

    ALL EXCUSES!
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
    I'm in control.

    I'll do better tomorrow.

    This is the last time.

    I'll start tomorrow.

    I have a large frame.

    He'll never know.

    I don't have a problem.
  • JuneBPrice
    JuneBPrice Posts: 294 Member
    "Wine is made from grapes, so it's got to be low calorie..." "It's a shot, it's barely a sip. Therefore, it must not have many calories."
  • JuneBPrice
    JuneBPrice Posts: 294 Member
    My license says I'm 130. I haven't been 130 in about 13 years but when I go to renew it and they ask me if everything is current I always say yes. :blushing: My GW is actually 145. I'm thinking if I get fit and weight train my wieght will land at about 140-145 and that is just fine by me.

    Ok I guess that's a lie I've told someone else....

    I carry my wieght well - Until I look a photos and realize I don't
    I'm going to start on Monday - I meant next Monday, I meant next Monday
    Ok I'm really going to start getting up earlier so I can exercise. Never happens.

    I had my weight set at 170 - even when I was like 230. This last renewal I went in, and not only did I not weigh more, but I had to change it to 155 (the TRUTH!). It was so amazing. Now I'm 148, and wish I could renew it again!
    Mine says I'm 105 pounds :blushing:
  • knumommi
    knumommi Posts: 29 Member
    I am too tired to exercise, or I'm too sore to exercise

    My #1 is its okay to eat this now since I'm gonna exercise later, and usually use the extra calories
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    "I don't need to write that down"

    /facepalm The rest of that sentence should be "unless I actually want to remember it"
  • saya13
    saya13 Posts: 1
    It doesn't matter.
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    He will change
  • michellevine1
    michellevine1 Posts: 185 Member
    "I can't believe they make towels that don't wrap around a normal person's body."

    *Said towel is currently wrapped around me twice*


    I just want you to know I read this and I am LOL! Couldnt agree more! Just toooooo funny!!! :)
  • b1505
    b1505 Posts: 102 Member
    It's in my genes
    I'm not THAT fat
    Shops are making clothes smaller
  • GeorgieLove708
    GeorgieLove708 Posts: 442 Member
    I don't deserve ... (fill in the blank). Biggest POS lie ever.

    Yup. Did this ENTIRELY to long
    Me too
  • camiah
    camiah Posts: 146
    "This is the last time"

    "I don't eat ________ that often, so I can have it"

    "I'll work out later"

    "I can't change"

    That last one is the hardest lie to get over.
  • No one will notice :ohwell:
    There is no one who cares :sad:
    I can't start today :indifferent:
    IT'S TOO LATE :explode:
  • MSimm62385
    MSimm62385 Posts: 227
    "I have slow metabolism."
  • HeatherDee92
    HeatherDee92 Posts: 218 Member
    That I didn't care what people said about me...

    *Ya I only cried myself to sleep every other night because of something someone said*
  • Im pretty so technically its ok to be slightly fat (boy was i ever wrong)
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