Ruin my wish

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  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
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    I wish it was five already.

    Done but your boss just told you that you now work the midnight shift effective immediately.

    I wish I was at the beach right now!
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
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    I wish it was five already.

    Done but your boss just told you that you now work the midnight shift effective immediately.

    I wish I was at the beach right now!

    Now I changed my wish to "I wish I didn't kill this thread!!"
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
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    Done! but now I probably killed it so.... yea.....

    I wish I were an Oscer Meyer Weiner.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Done, but everywhere you go, you hear people singing the jingle and it slowly drives you insane.

    I wish I didn't have to replace my pants before I reach goal weight.
  • HelenDootson
    HelenDootson Posts: 443 Member
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    Done but that is because you never reach goal weight (sorry)

    I wish my kids would keep their rooms tidy
  • chelbel89
    chelbel89 Posts: 161 Member
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    Done! But now your kids charge you an astronomical fee for doing so.

    I wish I could visit every country in the world!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Done! But now your kids charge you an astronomical fee for doing so.

    I wish I could visit every country in the world!
    Done. But only because extra-terrestrials invade and turn the world into a large super-country because what difference do language and culture barriers make when you are all slaves to the alien overlords anyway?

    I wish my family liked my boyfriend.
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
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    family liked boyfriend

    Done, but your cousin likes him to much and he cheats :(

    I wish I could fix everything negative for those who deserve it.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    I wish to go on a cruise.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
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    Done but then everyone is ungrateful. :(

    I wish to go on a cruise.
  • ThustonHowell
    ThustonHowell Posts: 43
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    -I wish I could fix everything negative for those who deserve it.

    Done, but everyone has a story that deserves it and now the world is full of shiny happy people who drive you insane and you end up going on a killing spree, but no one cares because all negativity is gone so you keep killing and eventually you are the only person left on the planet with six billion smiling cadavers.

    That's how you kill a thread.

    I wish I could always say what I'm thinking
  • ThustonHowell
    ThustonHowell Posts: 43
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    I wish to go on a cruise.

    Done, but it's raided by pirates and now you live in Somalia. (If you don't already live there.)
  • indescribablesin
    indescribablesin Posts: 57
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    Done, but now every single thing you think has to come out your mouth. The whole world now gets to hear who you're attracted to, who you dislike, all your secrets and the secrets you've kept for other people, and when your insides are having trouble i.e. constipation.

    I wish I could leave the country.
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Done, but now every single thing you think has to come out your mouth. The whole world now gets to hear who you're attracted to, who you dislike, all your secrets and the secrets you've kept for other people, and when your insides are having trouble i.e. constipation.

    I wish I could leave the country.

    Done, but it's because you've been wrongfully accused of piracy and are being extradited to the accusing country.

    I wish I could insect-proof my apartment.
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
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    Done, but now you are a frog and can't live without insects, so you starve to death.

    I wish I would stop breaking out!!
  • nelsoji
    nelsoji Posts: 79 Member
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    Done, but now you are a frog and can't live without insects, so you starve to death.

    I wish I would stop breaking out!!

    Done, but now breaking out is the "new black" and you can never be popular.

    I wish I was more motivated at work right now!
  • bathsheba_c
    bathsheba_c Posts: 1,873 Member
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    Done, but now breaking out is the "new black" and you can never be popular.

    I wish I was more motivated at work right now!

    Done, but your new ethic leads you to ignore family and friends, slowly alienating them, and you end up dying alone.

    I wish sugar cured all diseases.
  • Kate4911
    Kate4911 Posts: 24
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    Granted, but you can ONLY eat sugar plain and can not eat anything else. Plus, you will get cavities.

    I wish people would stop yelling at me at work because I am not telling them what they want to hear.

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