Online dating WTF? messages
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Lol @ at all the girls "repulsed" by the perverts. Men like sex. They commonly think with their second head more than their first. This is not news.
I completely understand that and I have no issue with sex...since I've been single and celibate for a long time, I MISS sex. But a total stranger who propositions sex in the first email or sends me a picture of his junk? No thank you!
I agree there, i love sex, would have it every day, but its definitely not an opening line that gets me going.0 -
Lol @ at all the girls "repulsed" by the perverts. Men like sex. They commonly think with their second head more than their first. This is not news.
I completely understand that and I have no issue with sex...since I've been single and celibate for a long time, I MISS sex. But a total stranger who propositions sex in the first email or sends me a picture of his junk? No thank you!
Well duh. That is gross. I just thought it was funny that some chick actually posted that she's given up on men because she's "repulsed" by them.
Also, I actually thought the line that was sent to the OP was pretty hilarious.0 -
I've got an online dating profile which I haven't used for a while (should update it really) but last night I got an email saying I had a message from someone.
This was the message:
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my skype so cam sex maybe?"
I was just like "wtf?" :noway: . There is nothing on my profile that would even *hint* at me being open to the idea of skype cam sex with random strangers from other countries.
I just sent back "That's pathetic".
Anyone had any messages like that on online dating where you're just left thinking "what made you think that would actually work?" :laugh:
It took me reading the original email three times to go oh...he was doing a parody of the "Call Me Maybe" song that is so popular right now. Haha! :laugh:0 -
Honestly, this is why you need to look outside your house for a date. Not the interwebs. You can't filter the interwebs.0
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Lol @ at all the girls "repulsed" by the perverts. Men like sex. They commonly think with their second head more than their first. This is not news.
I completely understand that and I have no issue with sex...since I've been single and celibate for a long time, I MISS sex. But a total stranger who propositions sex in the first email or sends me a picture of his junk? No thank you!
Well duh. That is gross. I just thought it was funny that some chick actually posted that she's given up on men because she's "repulsed" by them.
Also, I actually thought the line that was sent to the OP was pretty hilarious.
I guess you have to know a bit about my lifestyle, i dont meet alot of men, so online has really been my only source of communication with the opposite sex for many years.. soo.. i guess i should of said i give up on men on dating sites.0 -
going thru my okc msgs for this thread.
this is one i just got
and wow, its normal!
How could i go by with out saying something. I love your profile and you are quite attractive. I am still filling out my profile, but I will make sure to finish for you to read.
PB
I want to meet uSent from the OkCupid app
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Message from glenn2488
Jun 24, 2012 – 4:24pm
considering you didn't read my profile and you can't even spell 'you'; i'm going to have to pass.
at least i'm honest! he deleted his acct
Hi sexy girl ;-) hows it going. I've got an interestion question for ya!! I have the most amazing bf here and I was wondering if you would like to possible date us?
Open ur eyes so the sun can rise
Flowers can blossom
birds can sing
Because all r waiting to see ur beautiful smile.
Good Morning!
U need a life ..no wonder ur single Sent from the OkCupid app
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58% Enemy17% Friend67% Match Message from makeulaugh2012
Jun 10, 2012 – 8:29am
You should learn some basic English skills before attempting to troll someone
Live 4 d person ho dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person ho cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person ho protects u,
n luv d person ho luvs u more than u..
So yr *kitten* is big for having two kids then... I'm a prick!
hey there! how are you? are you so beautiful in real or just in pics?:P you look so amazing!!
pretty normal stuff i guess.0 -
On my old dating profile, I had a guy that I couldn't believe was on an online dating site because he looked like he'd never have time to leave the gym (I'm okay with fit guys, but he was definitely one of those douchebaggy fit guys). He messaged me asking if I'd be up to be friends with benefits. I had recently switching from looking for dating to friendship because the guys I'd met had been jerks. I nicely declined so he responded saying that it was okay...that he was only messaging me hoping I could introduce him to some of my hotter friends because I was obviously the least attractive of them. I couldn't believe it so I told him that I was sorry to disappoint but I had no female friends but knew some *kitten* hole guys he might get along with. He responded back saying he'd have to get drunk to ever want to sleep with me and I'd just be a practice girl. I stopped messaging him after that but he sent me three more rude messages to that tone. He also said I must be a lesbian to not want to sleep with him.
Oh, did I mention that at the end of every message he said, "No, but for real, do you want to go out with me?"
Uhh yeah, that would be a negative =/0 -
For you, Kassandra, I just might. I just. might. Provide the cleaning supplies. ROFL0
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Honestly, this is why you need to look outside your house for a date. Not the interwebs. You can't filter the interwebs.
Meeting someone in person before the first date has huge value.0 -
I've got some creepy messages on mfp! I just don't reply to them. I worry that if I do, the next message will be even worse.
Exactly! Can't even imagine what it would be like on an online dating site.0 -
Honestly, this is why you need to look outside your house for a date. Not the interwebs. You can't filter the interwebs.
Meeting someone in person before the first date has huge value.
A first meet usually never happens based on their first messages though0 -
lol. I am noticing the population on the thread. 100% female. Good god. Men are just vile on these dating sites aren't they?0
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I don't put a ton of stock into online dating. I have an active profile up- if something happens- great. I just do what makes me happy, and hopefully I'll run into someone cool in my travels.
And re: man hating/being creeped out - yes, men like sex. I like sex too. And I'm not going to blame a dude for trying to get laid- but I'm not interested in having someone wear my underwear on the first date. I like to save that for the second date- what kind of girl do you think I am?0 -
I had an "engineer from the University of Kentucky" just this week tell me he was in town for business at the Anatole Hilton in downtown Dallas (nice place) and would take a cab to my place to get togeather adding "if you know what I mean by getting togeather." Really? Hmmm hahahaha. What a jerk. He was "seperated" from his wife. I figured the worse thing I could do was let him go through life being the idiot he is and did not respond to him again. I had already the night before I read this, told him over the phone that I didn't really think going out to dinner with someone who was getting on a plane and leaving tommorow was something I needed to do. (Ruin my diet? ROFL) Now I think he was frankly quite scarey.0
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lol. I am noticing the population on the thread. 100% female. Good god. Men are just vile on these dating sites aren't they?
Lol i have even had messages on here and this isn't even a dating site.0 -
I love this thread!! I actually met my current boyfriend online, and we've been together for a bit... But I heard from some weirdies before that! Many that were much older than me, and one who evidently thought "num nums" was a good thing to call me in the first message... >.<0
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Honestly, this is why you need to look outside your house for a date. Not the interwebs. You can't filter the interwebs.
Meeting someone in person before the first date has huge value.
A first meet usually never happens based on their first messages though
When I had my profile, we would message back and forth for 5 days before I would consider giving them my phone number and/or setting up a meet. Then of course, I'd meet up with them at a restaurant for lunch that was close to my apartment in case they ended up being creepy and to keep myself safe.
I met a lot of crap guys not as memorable as the one I mentioned above, but I must say, I did meet my best guy friend and my husband on that site so I guess it can't be all bad!0 -
stay away from the 'dating' area of craigslist unless you like seeing weewees
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So Im responding to this thread because it was advertising dates on Weds, Tues & Fridays ? WTF
Just kidding,
loved reading all the posts
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I don't put a ton of stock into online dating. I have an active profile up- if something happens- great. I just do what makes me happy, and hopefully I'll run into someone cool in my travels.
And re: man hating/being creeped out - yes, men like sex. I like sex too. And I'm not going to blame a dude for trying to get laid- but I'm not interested in having someone wear my underwear on the first date. I like to save that for the second date- what kind of girl do you think I am?
Omg. I nearly peed.0 -
i get a whole lot of first contact messages with just a name and a phone number.... like im going to randomly call or text a complete stranger. then i click through to their profile and it's not filled out. Sure, i want to talk to someone who's too lazy to fill out their profile AND too lazy to send a decent first email cause they sound like a winner. NEXT!
The sad thing is, there must be someone who takes them up on their lame messages, or I don't think they would be sending them in the first place.0 -
"Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my skype so cam sex maybe?"
LMFAO ... considering the kind of creeper messages people send ... thats a good one haha ..
i like it! it would have worked on me lol0 -
I met my husband online and we have been married almost 20 years.0
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I don't put a ton of stock into online dating. I have an active profile up- if something happens- great. I just do what makes me happy, and hopefully I'll run into someone cool in my travels.
And re: man hating/being creeped out - yes, men like sex. I like sex too. And I'm not going to blame a dude for trying to get laid- but I'm not interested in having someone wear my underwear on the first date. I like to save that for the second date- what kind of girl do you think I am?
Omg. I nearly peed.
Me too! awesome0 -
Ah people, Lol! I gave up on online dating a long time ago. Nothing good ever came of it! Www.meetup.com is a great way to find a group of people to hang out with and the site has lots a singles groups...0
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I'd rather have an empty inbox than messages from losersThere is a lot of weirdness in online dating. Women deal with over the top come ons. Men deal with women who are resource wasters, flakes, overly fussy, etc. Not sure who has it worse, but my own skewed vision would lead me to saw that online dating is worse for men. I say this because women, if even average looking, are sitting on full inboxes. Weeding through the bad ones to get a few good ones is an easier task than what men typically deal with online.0 -
I had a guy tell me he owned a convenience store and could get me free gas and cigarettes if I had sex with him. I don't smoke, but I guess if gas prices were this high back then, maybe I would have said yes? LOL Just kidding....not in a million years. I also had a bunch that would ask about oral sex, right off the bat. I guess they were putting feelers out...does she like it? Will she do it? Alot? LOL....yeah, because that is the first thing I would want to talk about with a complete stranger. Whatever.0
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I remember seeing once (about 10 yrs ago) an email that asked if I would go with this particular man to the middle of a crowded mall and sit on a balloon and pop it for $1,000.....I was a struggling college student.....of course I thought about the money for a split second! HAHA0
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Not quite an online experience, but in real life, this one guy said if I dated him he would in return take me to Disneyworld and buy me an iMac. I wondered what other conditions this guy might have that weren't so positive, so I said no immediately.0
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I rejoined Match.com a few months ago, but I am ready for my membership to expire.Such a waste of time and money. Honestly, I probably have a better chance meeting someone in the parking lot at work..0
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