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    Need Advice? Ask the Wolf

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    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      Im from Philly and I dont get it.. Well I am usually a little slow

      classic 80's slang for saying, go down to Palporth and Masher or North Philly
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      I really need something to do this weekend what sounds good??

      Naked meditation....also a drive thru wine country. FInally top it off with something that rhymes with SHMONDAGE
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      What are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you gettin' together?

      I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date
    • Posts: 230 Member
      Where exactly DID the bear **** in the buckwheat?
    • Posts: 2,631 Member
      2/10
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
      where are my panties?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Where exactly DID the bear **** in the buckwheat?

      just follow the smell my friend....nope dont turn around that was you just f@arting
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      where are my panties?

      I think you left them at the same truck stop you always leave them
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      2/10

      OU812
    • Posts: 534 Member
      OK...i'm seriously laughing my @ss off right now. OMG this is too funny.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      OK...i'm seriously laughing my @ss off right now. OMG this is too funny.
      great job, tjhats like a 40lb loss right there!
    • Posts: 3,458 Member
      If my body is in Starvation Mode, am I starving?
    • Posts: 1,978 Member
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      I am not a wizard at math, but since we are both married....i will have to see if both of our ashleymadison profiles are up to date

      Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.
    • Posts: 3,499 Member
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      I think you left them at the same truck stop you always leave them

      OMG Thanks Wolf....
    • Posts: 534 Member
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      great job, tjhats like a 40lb loss right there!


      WOOOT!!! SNACK BINGE!!!!
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      If my body is in Starvation Mode, am I starving?

      depends on if you've eaten lunch. tode, New Mexico is LOVELY this time of year. Have a chili pepper.
    • Posts: 1,617 Member
      Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      Missed opportunity for Dumb & Dumber quote. DAMNIT! btw - just updated my ashleymadison, so all is a go on my end.

      Too ez on D&D I like to raise the difficulty level of humor. Clicking on Ashleymadison.com
    • Posts: 1,593 Member
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      Great question

      Chick Fila
      Abortion
      Trying to weigh 72lbs
      Obama
      How your husband ignores you at bed time

      You forgot about "Starvation mode"....or turkey bacon vs. regular bacon debate
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Dear Wolf... did you really "huff and puff and blow the house down"? or did you really just use a wrecking ball???

      I did a bit of all of it. You cant just SMASH....sometimes you have to use your mouth. Its only fair.....
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      You forgot about "Starvation mode"....or turkey bacon vs. regular bacon debate

      There is no such thing as turkey bacon. But DOG Bacon is good...or at least it says so in Obama's autobiography
    • Posts: 1,617 Member
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      I did a bit of all of it. You cant just SMASH....sometimes you have to use your mouth. Its only fair.....


      SUPER ANSWER! :laugh:
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      SUPER ANSWER! :laugh:

      All my answers are stupi, er super.
    • Posts: 1,978 Member
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      Too ez on D&D I like to raise the difficulty level of humor. Clicking on Ashleymadison.com

      Let me know when you've finished.

      PS - why aren't we friends anymore? did you get annoyed and give me the boot? or did i get b!tchy and boot you?

      PPS - sorry for 3 questions, but i'll tip ya extra for your trouble.
    • Posts: 534 Member
      Why is today such a droll day here in the office?
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      Why is today such a droll day here in the office?

      Because you arent doing the exciting work you should be doing. Please get back to sweeping up.
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
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      Let me know when you've finished.

      PS - why aren't we friends anymore? did you get annoyed and give me the boot? or did i get b!tchy and boot you?

      PPS - sorry for 3 questions, but i'll tip ya extra for your trouble.

      No tip necessary maam. I told you the BABY IS NOT MINE!
    • Posts: 534 Member
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      Because you arent doing the exciting work you should be doing. Please get back to sweeping up.

      But it's magic...the floors here clean themself...now the bathrooms on the other hand...how am i supposed to get them clean?
    • Posts: 715
      I'm depressed....what should I do??
    • Posts: 2,820 Member
      I'm depressed....what should I do??

      The options are limitless. Medidate, listen to your inner voice, take a long run on a hot day. Or you could PM me for THE SECRET
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