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Need Advice? Ask the Wolf

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  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
    I am bored and feeling the need for a career change... what career is beckoning me?

    based on the pic, graduate middle school?

    Hahaha! Those are my kiddos.... try again *crosses fingers for hooker or seller of the blow...they have all the fun*
  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    And I'm the wolfpack. lmao.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I am bored and feeling the need for a career change... what career is beckoning me?

    based on the pic, graduate middle school?

    Hahaha! Those are my kiddos.... try again *crosses fingers for hooker or seller of the blow...they have all the fun*

    u would probably be a good at trying a career in selling dental floss door to door
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    And I'm the wolfpack. lmao.

    Sorry bro, I roll alone...chicks dig the dark moody thing, but if I ever need a Wing Wolf, you're in.
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    Should I lighten my hair, or go darker?
  • dirtydmvkid
    dirtydmvkid Posts: 184
    I vote this guy gets "Won the Internet" for today.

    But more importantly, What should I do if I'm a whiney ***** and my daddy calls me fat and nobody loves me?
  • shammxo
    shammxo Posts: 1,432 Member
    If I put cyanide in my coffee, will I lose weight?!

    *pleasesayyespleasesayyes*
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    I vote this guy gets "Won the Internet" for today.

    But more importantly, What should I do if I'm a whiney ***** and my daddy calls me fat and nobody loves me?

    Sleep around.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Should I lighten my hair, or go darker?

    truthfully told, I wouldnt change ur color.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I vote this guy gets "Won the Internet" for today.

    But more importantly, What should I do if I'm a whiney ***** and my daddy calls me fat and nobody loves me?

    Well duh, I win the net everyday.

    My dada called me fat too once....then i looked int he mirror and realized...he was right. What you should do is ACT LIKE A MAN.
  • Brandicaloriecountess
    Brandicaloriecountess Posts: 2,126 Member
    Should I lighten my hair, or go darker?

    truthfully told, I wouldnt change ur color.

    Then your real answer is darker, because it's really a bit lighter than it looks in this photo for some reason lol
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Imagine my dismay when I realized this wasn't a Courage Wolf/Insanity Wolf thread.

    Cgp.jpg

    OK, now I feel better.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Imagine my dismay when I realized this wasn't a Courage Wolf/Insanity Wolf thread.

    Cgp.jpg

    OK, now I feel better.

    imagine my dismay when i realized you are referring to something I have no idea what it is.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Imagine my dismay when I realized this wasn't a Courage Wolf/Insanity Wolf thread.

    Cgp.jpg

    OK, now I feel better.

    imagine my dismay when i realized you are referring to something I have no idea what it is.

    Aw. :cry:
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    Only thread that has ever held my attention through more than 2 pages. Your dark, quick sense of humor is a crack up. Giggling out loud at my desk. Thanks for the break.
  • Lonewolf1507
    Lonewolf1507 Posts: 507 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    And I'm the wolfpack. lmao.

    Sorry bro, I roll alone...chicks dig the dark moody thing, but if I ever need a Wing Wolf, you're in.

    Unfortunately you are an imposter :glasses:
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    should i give my husband a z or b job for his birthday?:laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?

    Look within yourself for the last shred of integrity that makes u get up in the morning. Also, cocaine

    Oh my god.
    Laughing so hard.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    I need motivation . . . what should I do?

    Look within yourself for the last shred of integrity that makes u get up in the morning. Also, cocaine

    Oh my god.
    Laughing so hard.

    u should relax your throat, it will go down much easier.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    should i give my husband a z or b job for his birthday?:laugh:

    A guy on his birthday cant get both? Prude
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    When I feel like stirring up **** on the forum, what are the top 5 topics I should choose?

    Oh thats an easy one :laugh:

    religion
    food addiction
    chick-fil-a
    gun control
    paleo vs veganism

    :drinker:

    Thanks Chief...Im the Wolf.

    And I'm the wolfpack. lmao.

    Sorry bro, I roll alone...chicks dig the dark moody thing, but if I ever need a Wing Wolf, you're in.

    Unfortunately you are an imposter :glasses:

    Snarls....I will fight you for the name,,,in the way of the wolf
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Only thread that has ever held my attention through more than 2 pages. Your dark, quick sense of humor is a crack up. Giggling out loud at my desk. Thanks for the break.

    aww arent you precious. Now, please stop stealing from the company and get back to work.
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    Only thread that has ever held my attention through more than 2 pages. Your dark, quick sense of humor is a crack up. Giggling out loud at my desk. Thanks for the break.

    aww arent you precious. Now, please stop stealing from the company and get back to work.

    Ha! I own it. Self employed.
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    Hey Wolf, I've done P90X in the past, currently in the 4th week of Insanity,what do you recommend (workout program) I do after I'm done with the Insanity?

    eat better?

    I already eat well. Anything else?

    ok ill play along....what are your stats, before and after and what do you eat?

    I started at 325. I'm in the mid 200's now. For the past few months I have been eating low carb.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Hey Wolf, I've done P90X in the past, currently in the 4th week of Insanity,what do you recommend (workout program) I do after I'm done with the Insanity?

    eat better?

    I already eat well. Anything else?

    ok ill play along....what are your stats, before and after and what do you eat?

    I started at 325. I'm in the mid 200's now. For the past few months I have been eating low carb.

    Cocaine with a side of meth...crank it up
  • ivikatasha
    ivikatasha Posts: 192 Member
    Imagine my dismay when I realized this wasn't a Courage Wolf/Insanity Wolf thread.

    Cgp.jpg

    OK, now I feel better.

    This is what I thought of too when I read the thread title.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    The night wolf howls...ask.away
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    And so it begins....ask away
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