THOSE MEDDLING KIDS.....
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Put rusty razor blades infected with aids on the inside of your fence at the top so you can't see them from the outside, when they wrap their hands around to climb they will cut themselves. Win, win!
There was a line.... and you crossed it.0 -
Actually in hindsight, I also had to put up horse wire in order to keep my Akita from climbing the fence.
If you can somehow justify having the fence up other then trapping kids, then these kids simply got caught up in something designed for something else.
If you can tell the cops that the fence was there because you have a cat that likes to climb, you would probably be OK.0 -
To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
~raises eyebrow~ Are you lookin at me funny cupcake?0 -
I am thinking that seems like too much effort... Just shoot one of them and hang him on the fence to send a message to the rest of them.0
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I would beat the snot out of my kids if they were doing stuff like that!!
Some kids were never taught respect for other people or their property.
Yes, I would put up a sign stating there is an electrified fence in use and set up the fence.
Plus, kids all seem to have phones now, so they can call their own parents while they are stuck.
I wouldn't put a dog out there on patrol, those little f'ers would probably poison it. I think the fence is perfection.0 -
To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I love xenophobic stereotypes lol.0 -
False imprisonment, and child endangerment charges and as it activates after they are in, possible charge of entrapment.
Don't forget...I live in South Carolina, USA. There is not even such thing as a hate crime here....0 -
or the thing from The SandlLot.
^^^Oh please THIS!!!^^^0 -
Put rusty razor blades infected with aids on the inside of your fence at the top so you can't see them from the outside, when they wrap their hands around to climb they will cut themselves. Win, win!
There was a line.... and you crossed it.
People know not to mess with my stuff! even if I would never do it, when I say things like that on the regular...They give respect:devil:0 -
Wow...To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I guess *kitten* are all over the world now.0 -
False imprisonment, and child endangerment charges and as it activates after they are in, possible charge of entrapment.
Don't forget...I live in South Carolina, USA. There is not even such thing as a hate crime here....
Just go for blasting them with a shot gun, then nip out and put an unregistered revolver in their hand, they tried to rob you. Job done. :laugh:0 -
I am thinking that seems like too much effort... Just shoot one of them and hang him on the fence to send a message to the rest of them.
Such wisdom!!!0 -
To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
Yes I laugh at YOUR ignorance!! Have a great day dumba$$.........:flowerforyou:0 -
False imprisonment, and child endangerment charges and as it activates after they are in, possible charge of entrapment.
Don't forget...I live in South Carolina, USA. There is not even such thing as a hate crime here....
Just go for blasting them with a shot gun, then nip out and put an unregistered revolver in their hand, they tried to rob you. Job done. :laugh:
I have two guns....one for each of you! (thanks Doc!)0 -
Not if he installs a cell phone jammer.Yes, I would put up a sign stating there is an electrified fence in use and set up the fence.
Plus, kids all seem to have phones now, so they can call their own parents while they are stuck.0 -
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Have you actually told the parents to tell them to stop? I hope so. Past that, uh, I wish you luck in securing your yard.
Darn kids.
Unlike in, say back in the 80's and 90's, kids today are not gonna listen to their parents that easily. When the parents of these kids today were kids themselves back in the 80's and 90's, I'm sure they were strictly taught not to do such and such thing. Nowadays, you have those same 80's and 90's kids who are parents and let their children get away with anything. I say put up an electric fence and get you a doberman or Rottweiler.0 -
I'm all for the electric fence with warning signs but here is another thought: How about one of those nets, like they have at the driving range? Goes above the height of the fence and will catch balls and frisbees and other flying objects? Just a thought.
As a parent of a grown child, I love these suggestions. Some sound a little harsh, but if folks ignore no trespassing signs, then it's their problem to face the consequences.0 -
Wow...To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I guess *kitten* are all over the world now.
Now?0 -
Not if he installs a cell phone jammer.Yes, I would put up a sign stating there is an electrified fence in use and set up the fence.
Plus, kids all seem to have phones now, so they can call their own parents while they are stuck.
OOOH super idea!!0 -
I'm all for the electric fence with warning signs but here is another thought: How about one of those nets, like they have at the driving range? Goes above the height of the fence and will catch balls and frisbees and other flying objects? Just a thought.
As a parent of a grown child, I love these suggestions. Some sound a little harsh, but if folks ignore no trespassing signs, then it's their problem to face the consequences.
Homeowners assn will not allow those nets, as they are unsightly. I asked about that, and I was gonna have to get a permit and go before the re-zoning board of county council and all that stuff. Not worth the time or money. I don't even care so much about them climbing into the yard...but they keep stepping all over my weed and killing it.0 -
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Have you actually told the parents to tell them to stop? I hope so. Past that, uh, I wish you luck in securing your yard.
Darn kids.
Unlike in, say back in the 80's and 90's, kids today are not gonna listen to their parents that easily. When the parents of these kids today were kids themselves back in the 80's and 90's, I'm sure they were strictly taught not to do such and such thing. Nowadays, you have those same 80's and 90's kids who are parents and let their children get away with anything. I say put up an electric fence and get you a doberman or Rottweiler.
Are you serious? Kids today are no different than kids any other time. You sound like an old person. Are you late to feed pigeons at the park bench?0 -
I like it! What about barbed wire and a Rottweiler?
or the thing from The SandlLot.
Yeah get a dog... that'll scare them away... like in Stand by Me.... "CHOPPER SICK BALLS!!!"
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Get yourself a Sandusky Scarecrow... that will keep the little fckers away!
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Have you actually told the parents to tell them to stop? I hope so. Past that, uh, I wish you luck in securing your yard.
Darn kids.
Unlike in, say back in the 80's and 90's, kids today are not gonna listen to their parents that easily. When the parents of these kids today were kids themselves back in the 80's and 90's, I'm sure they were strictly taught not to do such and such thing. Nowadays, you have those same 80's and 90's kids who are parents and let their children get away with anything. I say put up an electric fence and get you a doberman or Rottweiler.
Are you serious? Kids today are no different than kids any other time. You sound like an old person. Are you late to feed pigeons at the park bench?
As a 90s kid, I will tell you that children today scare the crud out of me. :laugh:0 -
I was thinking this along with one of these should do the trick
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Put rusty razor blades infected with aids on the inside of your fence at the top so you can't see them from the outside, when they wrap their hands around to climb they will cut themselves. Win, win!
*Bows down to the master*0 -
To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I love xenophobic stereotypes lol.
Where did I say I disliked America or Americans. Is it a stereotype if it is true?0 -
Wow...To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I guess *kitten* are all over the world now.
Wow
... over-reacting American who gets rude because he doesn't get irony0 -
Electric fence?0
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To be fair -- I'm guessing yer american? At least you aren't blowing holes in them for looking at you 'funny' with some Rhino hunting gun like all you chaps seem to have and do
I love xenophobic stereotypes lol.
Where did I say I disliked America or Americans. Is it a stereotype if it is true?
We don't have Rhino's in America brother. A .458 would be vastly too expensive to cap 14 year old ****weeds......a .17 or a .22 Hornet would work just fine...much cheaper and lots less collateral damage. Get it right. I am a big time hunter and gun owner...and I don't have anything remotely resembling a Rhino gun......0
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