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tabooski
tabooski Posts: 89
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I'll start. What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?





A Gummy Bear
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  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
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    LOL

    What did the arts graduate say to the business graduate?

    "Do you want fries with that?"
  • arraggh
    arraggh Posts: 30 Member
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    Im going to invent a device specifically for people with limited sight. Im going to call it the Ipatch

    *boom boom cha!*
  • tabooski
    tabooski Posts: 89
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    Did you hear about the giant who threw up?

    It's all over town.
  • chucknorrisfan
    chucknorrisfan Posts: 10
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    Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the lane and turned into a field.

    I thank you!!!
  • Briszler75
    Briszler75 Posts: 88 Member
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    I went to the smallest zoo! All it had in it was one little dog!






    It was a **** zoo.

    Did you see what I did there? ;-D
  • Briszler75
    Briszler75 Posts: 88 Member
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    I went to the smallest zoo! All it had in it was one little dog!






    It was a **** zoo.

    Did you see what I did there? ;-D

    Hah you can't say poop on here! LOL
  • elrickis1337
    elrickis1337 Posts: 117 Member
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    two guys walk into a bar...... third one ducks
  • dhakiyya
    dhakiyya Posts: 481 Member
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    What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A walk
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
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    What's brown and sticky? A stick.
  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
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    What's 8 inches long, has a bald head on it and drives women crazy?

    A 100 dollar bill.
  • rdfhunter
    rdfhunter Posts: 95 Member
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    Ever smell moth balls?









    How did you get their little legs apart?
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
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    When is the best time to go to the dentist?

    Tooth-hurty.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    what did the snail say as it was riding on the back of the turtle?

    weeeeeee....!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    why did the snail paint a big letter "S" on his race car?

    so the crowd could cheer him on yelling, "Go S car go"!

    (uhm, go escargot)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    why did they stop the hockey game at the leper colony?

    because there was a face off in the corner.
  • missworld95
    missworld95 Posts: 131 Member
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    What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile.

    Rihanna, why are you working with Chris Brown again? "Beats me."
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    this guy walks into a dentist office and says, "dr., i think i'm a moth".

    the dentist says, "you're in the wrong office, you want the psychiatrist down the hall.
    but out of curiousity, why did you come in here"?

    the guy says, "because the light was on".
  • rinnismom
    rinnismom Posts: 190
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    what's black and white and read all over?

    a newspaper!

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