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Being Intimate - Thanks For The Information!

Posts: 134
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Just sayin'. :P

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  • Wow. pretty sure if i was being intimate for 30 mins that I would burn waaaaay more calories than that :P

    This is actually hilarious that it's in the database though! Gotta love MFP!
  • LMAO
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA Just noticed the 'moderate effort' bit as well. OMG seriously, SO FUNNY!!!! x
  • Posts: 2,820 Member
    It was prob self service
  • Hilarious! I searched for "sex" under cardiovascular exercise a few days ago.
  • It was prob self service

    HAHA! Moderate effort, self service
  • Posts: 105 Member
    haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...
  • Posts: 174 Member
    I guess the take away here is that every little bit helps.
  • haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...

    Exactly my thoughts.
  • It's a super fun way to burn calories....just sayin...
  • Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned
  • Posts: 134
    I'm hoping it's a joke, haha. I also searched for it in the database, and it isn't there, so I'm guessing he/she added it themselves. :P
  • Posts: 721 Member
    HAHA!!! Yes, what exactly does being intimate entail?? Can we see descriptive breakdowns of these excercises??? Too funny
  • Posts: 1,101 Member
    haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...

    Coulda been really intimate but just not very active by it being 44 calories lol. Well, now im going to have to wear my HRM and find out for sure lmao. Too funny
  • Posts: 501
    I'm just trying to figure out what constitutes light effort vs. moderate effort vs. vigorous effort...
  • Posts: 501
    Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned


    :laugh: You are crackin' me up! Again, what constitutes "moderate" effort??
  • Posts: 122 Member
    Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned

    OMG! Just choked on my water at that LOL
  • Posts: 28 Member
    thats one exercise you should want to work harder at
  • Posts: 191 Member
    LOL I have thought of wearing my HRM during ...just to see
  • I would guess... being intimate on average would burn ~150 cals... give or take duration, effort, participants ect.
  • Posts: 143 Member
    intimate.jpg

    Just sayin'. :P

    Moderate effort! BWAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!! :o)
  • Posts: 2,756 Member

    Moderate effort! BWAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!! :o)

    poor guy or girl...that seems low for moderate effort......wonder if they broke a sweat?
  • Posts: 926 Member
    It was prob self service

    Agree.. i had my HRM on once for my "self service" and i got 51 cals ;)
  • Posts: 75 Member
    Hi
    I believe men burn more calories being intimate. Gentlemen always rest on their elbows etc.
    Ian
  • Posts: 28 Member
    ^ Depends on who's the lazier lover. Also I'm trying to figure out in what position you're on your elbows for a long amount of time hahah. Interesting...
  • Posts: 1,078
    Maybe you could consider moving your arms or legs or something .........................just a thought;) Head maybe?? Something damn-it !!
  • Posts: 1,297 Member
    44 calories?! Maybe if you are one of those dead fish girls and just lie there motionless
  • Posts: 1,234 Member
    Light effort = Just lying there.


    Honestly, for only 44 calories, I wouldn't even log this. :P

    Then again, my burn would never be this low... whistling.gif
  • Posts: 1,376 Member
    Even at moderate? Really? That's pretty weak for even moderate... Sorry for your ... uhh... lack of effort?
  • Posts: 175
    she got a whole thirty minutes?


    lucky!
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