Being Intimate - Thanks For The Information!

kuzurichan
kuzurichan Posts: 134
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Just sayin'. :P
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  • Kim_BUFF_Fox
    Kim_BUFF_Fox Posts: 39
    Wow. pretty sure if i was being intimate for 30 mins that I would burn waaaaay more calories than that :P

    This is actually hilarious that it's in the database though! Gotta love MFP!
  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
    LMAO
  • Kim_BUFF_Fox
    Kim_BUFF_Fox Posts: 39
    HAHAHAHAHAHA Just noticed the 'moderate effort' bit as well. OMG seriously, SO FUNNY!!!! x
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    It was prob self service
  • 118R3volution
    118R3volution Posts: 27
    Hilarious! I searched for "sex" under cardiovascular exercise a few days ago.
  • 118R3volution
    118R3volution Posts: 27
    It was prob self service

    HAHA! Moderate effort, self service
  • nabak147112
    nabak147112 Posts: 105 Member
    haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...
  • cole_carter
    cole_carter Posts: 174 Member
    I guess the take away here is that every little bit helps.
  • Kim_BUFF_Fox
    Kim_BUFF_Fox Posts: 39
    haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...

    Exactly my thoughts.
  • 4aFitTina
    4aFitTina Posts: 88
    It's a super fun way to burn calories....just sayin...
  • 118R3volution
    118R3volution Posts: 27
    Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned
  • kuzurichan
    kuzurichan Posts: 134
    I'm hoping it's a joke, haha. I also searched for it in the database, and it isn't there, so I'm guessing he/she added it themselves. :P
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    HAHA!!! Yes, what exactly does being intimate entail?? Can we see descriptive breakdowns of these excercises??? Too funny
  • ladyark
    ladyark Posts: 1,101 Member
    haha..but ONLY 44 calories..just being intimate but couldnt of been TOO INTIMATE! just saying...

    Coulda been really intimate but just not very active by it being 44 calories lol. Well, now im going to have to wear my HRM and find out for sure lmao. Too funny
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    I'm just trying to figure out what constitutes light effort vs. moderate effort vs. vigorous effort...
  • peles_fire
    peles_fire Posts: 501
    Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned


    :laugh: You are crackin' me up! Again, what constitutes "moderate" effort??
  • AmandaInGA
    AmandaInGA Posts: 122 Member
    Took a ****, moderate effort, 31 calories burned

    OMG! Just choked on my water at that LOL
  • sdai3
    sdai3 Posts: 28 Member
    thats one exercise you should want to work harder at
  • myrahonbarrier
    myrahonbarrier Posts: 191 Member
    LOL I have thought of wearing my HRM during ...just to see
  • 118R3volution
    118R3volution Posts: 27
    I would guess... being intimate on average would burn ~150 cals... give or take duration, effort, participants ect.
  • GlitterMamma11
    GlitterMamma11 Posts: 143 Member
    intimate.jpg

    Just sayin'. :P

    Moderate effort! BWAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!! :o)
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    intimate.jpg

    Just sayin'. :P

    Moderate effort! BWAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious!! :o)

    poor guy or girl...that seems low for moderate effort......wonder if they broke a sweat?
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    It was prob self service

    Agree.. i had my HRM on once for my "self service" and i got 51 cals ;)
  • ianlikesholidays
    ianlikesholidays Posts: 75 Member
    Hi
    I believe men burn more calories being intimate. Gentlemen always rest on their elbows etc.
    Ian
  • sdai3
    sdai3 Posts: 28 Member
    ^ Depends on who's the lazier lover. Also I'm trying to figure out in what position you're on your elbows for a long amount of time hahah. Interesting...
  • 2muchsauce
    2muchsauce Posts: 1,078
    Maybe you could consider moving your arms or legs or something .........................just a thought;) Head maybe?? Something damn-it !!
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    44 calories?! Maybe if you are one of those dead fish girls and just lie there motionless
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Light effort = Just lying there.


    Honestly, for only 44 calories, I wouldn't even log this. :P

    Then again, my burn would never be this low... whistling.gif
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Even at moderate? Really? That's pretty weak for even moderate... Sorry for your ... uhh... lack of effort?
  • bikhi
    bikhi Posts: 175
    she got a whole thirty minutes?


    lucky!

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