What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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***this thread is kind of in jest and supposed to be fun. So let's not get all seriously 60's


1. I LOVE football, and know more about than some men
2. Wear make up maybe 3x a month
3. Not a shoe gal
4. Best meals out I've ever had with my fiancé? Wings and beer.
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  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    I can handle a shot gun
    Not a shoe gal either
    Anything that a man can do on a farm I can and probably have done. (Yes i have neutered animals. dont F#$@ with me! lol)
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    1. All of the power tools in the house (circular saw, miter saw, orbital sander, etc.) all belong to me, not my husband.
    2. I do all of the regular maintenance on the car (brake pads, spark plugs, and what not).
    3. Like the OP, my ideal date night is either wings and drinks or some hole in the wall seafood joint.
    4. I absolutely love porn, and have no qualms admitting it. I think I can name more porn stars than my husband...

    That being said, I do fit the shoe obsessed, spend an hour on my hair and make up stereotype. However, I won't throw on heels and make up to go to the grocery store, that's just ridiculous.
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    1. I don't have tons of girlfriends as I actually have more guy friends.
    2. I'm not one to let my hubby order for me in a restaurant - I order my own food, lol.
    3. I'm not a total clothes horse but I do like clothes, if that makes sense.
    4. I wear minimal makeup everyday. I'm not into glitz and glam in the everyday sense.
  • RotterdamNL
    RotterdamNL Posts: 509 Member
    Uhm..
    1. I am really sensitive and show my feelings (hsp)
    2. I don't like beer
    3. Over here most men watch soccer, i don't so much
  • fleur_de_lis19
    fleur_de_lis19 Posts: 926 Member
    1. All of the power tools in the house (circular saw, miter saw, orbital sander, etc.) all belong to me, not my husband.
    2. I do all of the regular maintenance on the car (brake pads, spark plugs, and what not).
    3. Like the OP, my ideal date night is either wings and drinks or some hole in the wall seafood joint.
    4. I absolutely love porn, and have no qualms admitting it. I think I can name more porn stars than my husband...

    We need to be friends.
    My husband knows nothing about cars and how to fix things. THATS MY JOB! I too love porn,wings and beer. Although i polish up real well, I'm not into make up. I have the same container of make up i got over 8 months ago and its still over half full. My husband says, I'm a guy's girl, and thats why he married me. So he didn't have to deal with all the drama and maintenance. My idea of a good time is football, beer and busting someones balls ;)
  • Substances
    Substances Posts: 120 Member
    I do not squeal and hide in my partner's chest during gore-filled parts of horror movies.
    I enjoy tying my hair back, rolling my sleeves up, and getting down and dirty, then going out for hot wings, pizza, barbeque, etc.
    Do not care about shoes UNLESS it's for cosplay. If you screw with my cosplay material, I will break your jaw.
    I am not a cardio queen.
  • thedancingleper
    thedancingleper Posts: 158 Member
    1. I'm not very clean
    2. I don't wear makeup
    3. I have no desire to ever have children
    4. I can't walk in a pair of heels
  • Superbritt2drescu
    Superbritt2drescu Posts: 273 Member
    I love football & soccer
    I don't do heels unless they are worn in bed while....
    I love switchblades and handguns
    I have no problems doing drywall and wiring.
    I have no problems belching.
    I can change my own tires, brake pads, oil, and spark plugs.
  • small_ninja
    small_ninja Posts: 365 Member

    3. Not a shoe gal

    Says the girl with shoes as her profile pic :tongue:

    1. I'm not a very "nurturing" person
    2. My room is always a mess; I'm a bit of a slob
    3. Love Batman comics and video games
    4. Love martial arts and watching fights
    5. Don't mind porn, or that my OH watches it (especially since we're currently in different countries)
    6. Really enjoy hanging out with my guy friends, playing a bit of pool
  • tourettte
    tourettte Posts: 142 Member
    sf fan, hate shopping i suck at getting hints and manipulating and I don't like to put on make up. I rarely wear high heels. and someone reminded me of porn - sort of an addict. and I like sports
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    1. All of the power tools in the house (circular saw, miter saw, orbital sander, etc.) all belong to me, not my husband.
    2. I do all of the regular maintenance on the car (brake pads, spark plugs, and what not).
    3. Like the OP, my ideal date night is either wings and drinks or some hole in the wall seafood joint.
    4. I absolutely love porn, and have no qualms admitting it. I think I can name more porn stars than my husband...

    We need to be friends.
    My husband knows nothing about cars and how to fix things. THATS MY JOB! I too love porn,wings and beer. Although i polish up real well, I'm not into make up. I have the same container of make up i got over 8 months ago and its still over half full. My husband says, I'm a guy's girl, and thats why he married me. So he didn't have to deal with all the drama and maintenance. My idea of a good time is football, beer and busting someones balls ;)
    Request sent, dahlin'.
  • runnermama81
    runnermama81 Posts: 388 Member
    I love camping....and not just the "go to the campground and eat a hot dog" camping. Wilderness camping. My hubby and i are planning a trip to the Boundary Waters (border of MN and Canada) where we'll portage with canoes and walking. No vehicles allowed.
    I'd rather have a Bud Lite than a girly drink
    I grill and am pretty good at it
    I love sports
    I don't mind mowing the lawn
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    I love football, I don't wear much make up and I don't really bother with fancy things. It's not that I don't like them cause I'm still a girl, just not that into wearing jewelry and nice clothes right now cause there are much more fun things that need done while I'm young!
    Oh ya, and I know how to work on my truck a bit out of necessity lol
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
    1. I'm not materialistic.
    2. Doesnt take much to please me. My ideal date is watching movies or card games, talking and ordering a pizza.
    3. I hate cleaning
    4. Ive had burping contests with guys and WON.. haha
    5. cant walk in high heels
    6. i dont get my nails done.. i bite them
  • marketdimlylit
    marketdimlylit Posts: 1,601 Member
    yo mammas!

    anyway, I wish I could wear boxer shorts forevaz.
    I have hairy legs.
    burping is my favorite.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Ok the shoe thing is funny.
    My much more stylish friend had me buy them.
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    I used to drag race a 72 and 73 Mach One, both with a 351 Cleveland engine and I could take their engines apart blindfolded.
  • greenbox06
    greenbox06 Posts: 101 Member
    I can clean pretty well
    I know how to do laundry correctly
    I know how to cook and enjoy cooking


    Other than that I follow most guy stereotypes I like football, beer, cars, and women :drinker:
  • cherylouise3
    cherylouise3 Posts: 18
    I refuse to make a F**KING SAMMICH. Make your own bloody sammich, and whilst you're at it make me one too.
  • Timmyttt418
    Timmyttt418 Posts: 103 Member
    1. I am a nurse.
    2. I have been through culinary school, so I pretty much can cook anything, but prefer my BBQ grill!
    3. I am better with kids, than most adults.
  • RealWomenLovePitbulls
    RealWomenLovePitbulls Posts: 729 Member
    I hate to shop
    rarely wear make-up
    don't care much about shoes or purses
    don't like fruity little mixed drinks
    don't even own heels
    have had my nails done twice in my life (painted, not fake nails) once for my wedding and once because my husbad bought me a spa day certificate... which i finally used 4 months later
    like to mow, use power tools, and build things :D

    oh, and i don't make sandwiches!! i don't like sandwiches, we don't eat them, except Subway! and once in a while we make homemade italian subs (husband makes his own) *gasp*
  • nikket3000
    nikket3000 Posts: 18 Member
    I hate shopping, I hate cleaning, I cant fold a towel the right way to save my life, I dont paint my nails, I dislike jewelry, I have never dreamed of my wedding day and never want one and I will leave having kids up to the women with maternal instincts.
  • callhimrodneyafterdave
    callhimrodneyafterdave Posts: 97
    I refuse to make a F**KING SAMMICH. Make your own bloody sammich, and whilst you're at it make me one too.

    haha this is quality!
  • acstansell
    acstansell Posts: 567 Member
    The tools are his, but I do all the DIY.
    I know more about football
    I swear more
    I drink
    I eat like a guy (when not doing this)
    I do most of the driving.
    I don't normally wear make up

    But, I love shoes, my hair is awesome (to me), I like to buy clothes, and I sew for fun.
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
    I like comic books, video games and RPG card games.
    I'm a massive fantasy and science fiction nerd.
    I'm super into Viking re-enactment, lore, literature, history and movies.
    I love blood.
    I burp like a trooper.
    I'm a huge fan of real ale.
    Apart from the whole vegetarian thing, I love 'guy' food- pizza, Mexican, fairly spicy curries.
    I don't squirm away from spiders and bugs and snakes etc.
    I love rugby.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Oh, forgot one.

    My husband has NEVER bought me jewelry outside of my engagement ring, wedding ring, and an antique pearl bracelet that I was eyeballin' the *kitten* out of. He buys me video games, MTG cards (yes, I am THAT big of a nerd), concert tickets, or the aforementioned porn. Diamonds are not my best friend. Hell, they're not even on my friends list.
  • geonbaeLeilee
    geonbaeLeilee Posts: 606 Member
    1. I LOVE baseball more than any sport.
    2. I HATE shoes and handbags! HATE with a passion!
    3. I'm not lady-like or dainty. I'm rather klutzy.
    4. I'm not a clothes-horse.
    5. I rarely wear makeup anymore.
    6. I DO NOT want children!
    7. I DO NOT like children!
    8. I belch better than my SO, and I'm proud.
    9. I like to get dirty.
    10. I like cars.
  • jnite
    jnite Posts: 108 Member
    Not into fancy shoes- my shoes have to be comfy
    Don't do make-up.....really dont' even know how to...
    Can shoot both guns and bows
    Can and do hunt and fish
    Can fix my own vehicle a bit, can change the oil
    Can out burp many men
    Hate cleaning
    Don't mind getting dirty
    Don't freak out if I don't shower every day
    Nothing makes me squeal like a girl:laugh: ......except slugs ugh:blushing:


    All I can think of right now
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I don't like most sports.
    I cook every night and I'm damn good at it.
    I don't know anything about cars.
  • angrodriguez92
    angrodriguez92 Posts: 193 Member
    1. Im not weak, submissive, superficial, or vain.
    2. I like sex.
    3. I lift weights.
    4. I don't care about fashion and I don't wear make up much at all.

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