What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

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  • Angie__1MR
    Angie__1MR Posts: 388 Member
    1. I'm not sensitive (or a crier)
    2. My idea of a date night with my man is at the gym
    3. I know more about bodybuilding then most men
    4. I curse like a sailor
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
    1. I don't nag
    2. I don't spend tons of money on hair, nail and excess clothes shopping.
    3. I don't take 2 hours to get ready.
    4. I don't want him to spend all his time on me and drop his friends.
    5. I don't mind getting dirty (take that how you want to) :p
  • Felicia714
    Felicia714 Posts: 21 Member
    Ok, I think I fit all of the stereotypes about women... I can't think of one that I'm NOT.. :(
  • StarvingDiva
    StarvingDiva Posts: 1,107 Member
    1. I love hockey and not just so that the boys will think I'm cool (I actually had a d*uche in NY quiz me)
    2. It takes me literally 15 mins to get ready, makeup and hair done!
    3. I don't like to cuddle, I want you to roll over to your side of the bed when we are done and go to sleep
    4. I love sex in the morning and I'm never too tired or there is never a headache too bad that I would turn it down
    5. I hate going to weddings, baby showers and bridal showers they do not invoke some gushy response that makes me AWWW or start planning my own fictious wedding/baby shower or bridal shower
    6. Pop music annoys me
    7. I don't do step aerobics I lift weights and I box and will roundhouse kick your neck if you spar with me and think you will hurt me because I am a girl
    8. I have a big old loud, guffaw laugh, I am definitely not a giggly hair flipper
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I f'n love to cuddle.
  • chunkydunk714
    chunkydunk714 Posts: 784 Member
    I hate cleaning and I love to burp and fart.....

    Porn is a must and I dont dress to impress. I dress to be comfortable (ok, and still look cute)

    I wear flip flops on most days and use cuss words like a sailor

    Beer is my go-to drink and can eat pizza like nobodys business.

    Not to mention, I can knock a *kitten* out when need be.

    Im more like "one of the guys" in a non-lesbian way :)
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    i'm a total girly girl. Would have made a great housewife in the 60's. UNFORTUNATELY God thought it would be hysterical to build a linebacker and give it girl parts, so i'm gigantic, even when i'm super thin
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    I am a retired emt/firefighter. I tow a boat and a trailer and actually know how to back them up, park the trailer and put the boat in the water without sinking it. I taught my son how to do it too. I love wood working, mowing, I hate shopping, I don't shop for shoes & purses but maybe once a year (except for running shoes), I rarely wear makeup unless I go out, I run the tiller, I mow the grass and even take out the trash but only if I HAVE to. lol
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    1. I do not like shopping. (my husband loves this-but That may changes as my size changes :P)
    2. I do not take hours to get ready either - 15 mins!
    3.i don not like cleaning.. especially dishes.
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    1. I can hit it and quit it.
    2. I have a transformers/gi joe collection.
    3. I am not a fan of romantic comedies.
    4. I don't care about jewelry and haven't worn it in many years.
    5. My nails always look bad.
  • juicygurl1
    juicygurl1 Posts: 195 Member
    I've softened up over the years, however:
    1. Make up is OK for occasions but I can't wait to wash it off!
    2. my hair is thining and out of control, so pretty "sexy, girly" hair is out of the question.
    3. I swear like a "sailor" from yesteryear but really trying to control that
    4. I DON'T WEAR SEXY NIGHTIES!!!
    5. high heels are pretty but really hurt my feet, love wearing sneakers or flipflops better known on the islands as "slippa's"
    so the answer is not a stereo typical older lady!
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    the first question I get is do you ride a harley??? I am a big guy with a beard and wear cut off sleeveless shirts. No I don't and never have, LOL
  • sullykat
    sullykat Posts: 461 Member
    I MUCH prefer short hair on myself.
    I have no problem pulling out my tools and fixing/making something
    I like sleeping alone (I like the break I get when my husband is working away)
    No maternal clock
    I can change a tire
    Being a clothing designer doesn't defy my gender, but wanting to design menswear does!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I'm really good at drywall and carpentry, and incredible at painting. Sorta good at plumbing and electrical.

    I can't fold a fitted sheet. I know how. I just don't see the point. I fold the flat sheet, wad up the fitted, and fold it inside the flat with the folded pillow cases so it doesn't look horrible while in the linen cabinet.
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
    Oh, forgot one.

    My husband has NEVER bought me jewelry outside of my engagement ring, wedding ring, and an antique pearl bracelet that I was eyeballin' the *kitten* out of. He buys me video games, MTG cards (yes, I am THAT big of a nerd), concert tickets, or the aforementioned porn. Diamonds are not my best friend. Hell, they're not even on my friends list.

    MTG! HELL YEAH! What colours do you play? How much did you love/hate the Innistrad Block? How much are you looking forward to Return to Ravnica?!? Any idea on what guild you want to play yet!?? :D:D:D:D
  • cheerforsteelers
    cheerforsteelers Posts: 686 Member
    -I'm a huge Steelers fan. Very football-oriented.
    -I don't collect/buy a ton of shoes or purses. (have a few, but don't have a "thing" for them)
    -I don't like to shop except once in a while when I actually need something.
    -Love to shoot guns.
    -Change my oil and breaks myself
    -I love camping and don't mind getting dirty
    -I love monster truck ralleys (don't judge LOL)
    -I love cars
    -I take quick showers and can get ready quickly (and still look nice)
    -I'm more of a flip flops/sneakers type chick, but I will wear heels here and there
    -I'm an absolute speed demon
    -I laugh at inappropriate jokes...all the time.
    -I love to fix things, put furniture together, figure out electronics on my own.

    Ehhh I'm just me. If it fits into the stereotype then oh well.

    Edited to add the fixing thing.
  • shiloh911
    shiloh911 Posts: 13 Member
    I'm a mechanical engineer.
    I'm more likely to try to fix things than my fiance.
    I love video games, action movies, and sci fi/fantasy novels.
    I don't wear makeup most days and I let my hair air dry.
    My typical outfit is a t-shirt and jeans.
  • Alzzak
    Alzzak Posts: 89 Member
    I hate watching sports...
    Except for a few glasses of wine, which I hated, never tasted alcohol.
    I know how to do laundry, though still have a problem folding button up shirt
    I do most of the cleaning... if not all of it
    I know how to cook, and enjoy it.
    I would rather read a book, pull weeds, cook dinner, etc etc; than sit down to watch tv
    I am a one woman man... even if she is no where around, no other will cross my mind the same way.
    I listen more than I talk
    I probably know more than I should; about a lot of things, including the female mind... What, you have >10 classes, where you are the only guy... and tell me you don't learn.
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    Ok, I think I fit all of the stereotypes about women... I can't think of one that I'm NOT.. :(

    LOL As I'm reading, I"m starting to think the same thing, although I am super into sports. I don't get all dolled up every day, but that's only because I'm a mom, and I do still like to be girly. I can't do any DIY stuff... Oh but I do love porn, haha!
  • ptak1sm
    ptak1sm Posts: 172
    1) I love to lift and push myself to the next level.
    2) I'd rather watch a baseball game than a chick flick.
    3) I only buy shoes when I have to (special occasion or my old ones are worn through)
    4) I love beer and Buffalo wings (give me a good microbrew over a girly cocktail any day!)

    There are probably more, those are just off the top of my head :D
  • BrazenHarpy
    BrazenHarpy Posts: 81 Member
    I do not celebrate Valentine's Day. It took three years of not celebrating Valentine's Day to convince my poor husband that I wasn't secretly expecting him to do something lavish and "surprise" me.
  • denise032
    denise032 Posts: 108 Member
    Don't do make-up w/ the exception of lip gloss
    Almost never wear heels
    I absolutely love playing/watching/talking about sports
    My idea of a fun night would probably be pizza night (or homemade taco night), while watching basketball :-D

    and oh yea, I HATE chick-flicks
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i like scented body wash(some kind of melon preffered) and scented candles. and RomComs are usually enjoyable.
  • impyimpyaj
    impyimpyaj Posts: 1,073 Member
    I don't like getting flowers. Most sentimental gestures are lost on me.
    I'm always forgetting birthdays and anniversaries.
    I'm not generally passive-aggressive with my husband. If I have a problem, he knows it. I don't do the "Nothing's wrong, everything's fine" crap when it's not fine.
    I don't like shopping for clothes.
    I can totally live without chocolate.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    I hate cleaning and I love to burp and fart.....

    Porn is a must and I dont dress to impress. I dress to be comfortable (ok, and still look cute)

    I wear flip flops on most days and use cuss words like a sailor

    Beer is my go-to drink and can eat pizza like nobodys business.

    Not to mention, I can knock a *kitten* out when need be.

    Im more like "one of the guys" in a non-lesbian way :)
    ^^^So full of win.

    I think I'm in lurve...
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    1. I DO NOT throw like a girl
    2. I can throw a nearly perfect spiral with a football
    3. I can talk sports-football, baseball, racing, and even a little b-ball-better than most men
    4. I don't mind snakes
    5. I'm a darn good painter-thanks to my PawPaw
    6. I can handle a shotgun :)
    7. I don't use a headache as an excuse NOT to do dirty things to my boyfriend...I use that as my excuse to do it =D

    That being said, I love my purses and heels, but I could live in flip flops
  • barmum
    barmum Posts: 73
    The guys at grappling normally call me Horlicks because I do a fine sleeper hold :)
    I can't wear heels (aside from the size 10 feet I walk like groucho marx )
    I don't do make up (instant morph back into teenage goth)
    I like horror movies and I'm good with a sledge hammer..
  • Chiquita_Bonita
    Chiquita_Bonita Posts: 21
    I prefer Jordans over heels ANYDAY!! lol & I love sports(:
  • Liasings
    Liasings Posts: 150 Member
    I rarely lose my temper; revenge is a dish best served cold.
    However, I have guns and can shoot them. Well.
    I curse like a sailor with anger management issues.
    I love makeup, but rarely wear it.
    I have no problem with porn.
    I don't flirt.
    I love computers, video games, and comic books.
    "Top Gear" makes me have needs that I'm too poor to assuage.
    I hate shopping. I make a plan and carry out the mission.
  • Mcmilligen
    Mcmilligen Posts: 332 Member
    1.) My burps could trump a guys any day (and believe me, my boyfriend is jealous... or just grossed out. I can't tell).
    2.) I love comics (from an artist's standpoint, but still).
    3.) There is no better way to spend a hot weekend than roughin' it in the wilderness. Mmm, I love me that campfire smell!
    4.) I apparently have a great sense of humor. And it saddens me when I find most men are surprised after discovering this.
    5.) I work in a geeky male-dominated industry. I am an 3D animator :)
    6.) My favorite genre of music to this day still remains old school Punk.
    7.) I love lizards and snakes!
    8.) Oh, and I fart too.

    Thanks :drinker:

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