What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

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  • LeotaD
    LeotaD Posts: 25 Member
    1. I strength train more than my husband
    2. I control all the finances and bills.
    3. I make the decisions and carry them out.
    4. I do the yardwork.
    5. Boxers are the best underwear... ever.
    6. Jeans and t-shirts are the only way to live day to day.
    7. I tell crude jokes daily.
    8. I play D&D almost daily.
  • I'm an awesome driver. Got perfect on my road test on the first try. Been driving for 21 years, never even almost been in an accident. Driven through blizzards, rain storms, and fog so bad you couldn't see the front hood.

    Lucky for me that my honey hates driving, so I get to do all if it!
  • marrizia
    marrizia Posts: 88 Member
    I HATE to talk on the phone, don't enjoy shoe shopping, am highly competitive, love working out with the heavy bag, and get a secret thrill when I can leg press more than the guys ;)
    Also I'm the only woman in our fantasy football league.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Oh, forgot one.

    My husband has NEVER bought me jewelry outside of my engagement ring, wedding ring, and an antique pearl bracelet that I was eyeballin' the *kitten* out of. He buys me video games, MTG cards (yes, I am THAT big of a nerd), concert tickets, or the aforementioned porn. Diamonds are not my best friend. Hell, they're not even on my friends list.

    MTG! HELL YEAH! What colours do you play? How much did you love/hate the Innistrad Block? How much are you looking forward to Return to Ravnica?!? Any idea on what guild you want to play yet!?? :D:D:D:D
    Black and Red, occasionally black and green. I always, always have black in my deck. Loved the Innistrad block, seeing as how two of my decks are Vampire/Demon decks. Didn't really like the original Ravnica block, but we shall see.

    Ok, I'm done nerding out.
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
    I enjoy working on cars, getting greasy, the whole 9 yards. I almost know the names of everything under the hood.
  • shannajojo
    shannajojo Posts: 192 Member
    1. I rarely wear dresses and can't wear heels. I like to wear t-shirts and jeans.
    2. I don't like to shop. I buy what I need and leave.
    3. I don't wear earrings and don't wear jewelry, unless it's a special occassion.
    4. I love watching UFC.
    5. I don't mind getting my hands dirty. I like gardening, landscaping, refinishing furniture, etc.
    6. I like to go fishing.
  • WinWinGo
    WinWinGo Posts: 99 Member
    Ok, I think I fit all of the stereotypes about women... I can't think of one that I'm NOT.. :(

    Don't feel bad about that. It's completely fine, so long as you like yourself that way.

    For my part:

    1. I do that thing with my clothes that everyone says only guys do. You know. The sniff test. And I do that with everything. Constantly washing stuff is a waste of water.

    2. Not a big rom-com fan. Bro had to force me to watch the last one I saw.

    3. I'm not sure that I've ever really liked shopping. Maybe I've just had bad experiences?
  • Chipmaniac
    Chipmaniac Posts: 642 Member
    Love foreplay
  • erinxo13
    erinxo13 Posts: 892 Member
    I can't cook. :P I don't really know how to cook anything. :P
  • greenbox06
    greenbox06 Posts: 101 Member
    7. I don't use a headache as an excuse NOT to do dirty things to my boyfriend...I use that as my excuse to do it =D

    That right there is freaking awesome :bigsmile:
  • MissLuana
    MissLuana Posts: 356
    1. I don't wear make up
    2. The closest thing to lipstick I have is chap stick
    3. I love UFC and boxing and can't wait to go to a match
    4. I love hard core rap, the grimier, the better. Not offended at all by all the bias being thrown out there. Sing all the words with no problem.
    5. I love big dogs. Not little lap dog here. 2 pits and best believe I'm the alpha...LOL
    6. Can drive an 18-wheeler. And not these new pansy automatics, this chick does all 18 gears. Freightliners and Peterbelts are the shizznit...LOL

    On a side note, I am extremely "girlie" when it comes to the footsies though...lol. Pedis on a regular basis...LOLOL
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    1) Doesn't have a thing for either bags or shoes.
    2) Rarely wears make-up.
    3) Into powerlifting.
    4) Jeans + t-shirt + trainers = happy days!
    5) Prefers to drive a manual car (stick-shift?) It's only since I've been on here that I've heard that's a more male trait apparently.
    6) Makes pretty much all the decisions (household, food, money)
    7) Farts all the time - Some other poster reminded me of this! haha
  • Shybea81
    Shybea81 Posts: 67 Member
    I do not celebrate Valentine's Day. It took three years of not celebrating Valentine's Day to convince my poor husband that I wasn't secretly expecting him to do something lavish and "surprise" me.

    Same here.
    My boyfriend also has to remind me when it is our anniversary.
    I have no interest in talking about your feelings or my feelings or where we see our relationship going.
  • smaugish
    smaugish Posts: 244 Member
    Oh, forgot one.

    My husband has NEVER bought me jewelry outside of my engagement ring, wedding ring, and an antique pearl bracelet that I was eyeballin' the *kitten* out of. He buys me video games, MTG cards (yes, I am THAT big of a nerd), concert tickets, or the aforementioned porn. Diamonds are not my best friend. Hell, they're not even on my friends list.

    MTG! HELL YEAH! What colours do you play? How much did you love/hate the Innistrad Block? How much are you looking forward to Return to Ravnica?!? Any idea on what guild you want to play yet!?? :D:D:D:D
    Black and Red, occasionally black and green. I always, always have black in my deck. Loved the Innistrad block, seeing as how two of my decks are Vampire/Demon decks. Didn't really like the original Ravnica block, but we shall see.

    Ok, I'm done nerding out.

    Sounds awesome to me. I'm trying to make a black/blue deck right now, based around getting stuff from my graveyard and milling the hell out of my opponent :p
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
    Build cars and bikes from the frame up.

    Love getting dirty

    Beer!

    Drive a huge *kitten* 4x4, the way god intended 'em to be driven :)

    I hunt, trap and fish. Clean my kills myself too

    Edit to add, LOVE video games :)
  • errrrrr I can cook and do housework apart from that im pretty blokey! :)
  • sds76
    sds76 Posts: 215 Member
    I love video games...especially WoW
    The closest thing I come to wearing make up is chapstick (because I tend to bite/lick my lips when working out...gonna bite it off one day)
    I love working with tools
    My nails would make some women cry
    My closet is about an 1/8 of the way full
    I own one pair of tennis shoes and 1 pair of flip flops
    the only jewelry I wear is my wedding ring
    I enjoy working hard enough to get sweaty
    I love sex(get tired of "women don't like sex, especially married ones")
    since it was mentioned~ I have no prob with porn either (watching/looking at it myself or with my hubs watching/looking at it)

    But on the flip side...most people that don't know me well, will see a wife that loves taking care of her husband, yes I cook his meals, pack his lunch, do his laundry, etc (I enjoy it and no I don't think all women should do it or enjoy it for that matter). I'm a stay at home mom, I homeschool my children and love being around them. I don't have a sailor's mouth(too many kids for that), and I HATE HATE HATE mice and snakes with a passion!
  • spiregrain
    spiregrain Posts: 254 Member
    I'm super into Viking re-enactment, lore, literature, history and movies.
    I love blood.

    RAD
  • i learned how to operate heavy equipment (tractors, backhoes, cranes, stuff like that) when i was 7

    and i THINK i fart in my sleep but i couldn't tell you for sure...
  • paul7799
    paul7799 Posts: 98 Member
    As useful and masculine providor that wants to help women have kids.
  • AmyFett
    AmyFett Posts: 1,607 Member
    I don't give a crap about nails or make up. Clothes, whatever too.
  • I grew up with 4 men, including my burly union laborer dad... so this gal is actually starving for "girly" stuff! Haha! Yet I am who I am - I work in a male dominated industry and was a volunteer firefighter for fun for 10 years. I don't mind manual labor at all. I can fix my own car (for most stuff), and I enjoy it. I can dig a mean drainage ditch, mow and weed wack with zest, I know what a "cripple wall" is and can do basic masonary work. I belch, fart, and laugh at it! I've always had awesome upper body strength, while my legs are weaker. I can build a fire, pitch a tent, swing an axe... I abhor romance films. I played World of Warcrack - and had a dwarf warrior as my "main." Haha!

    BUT - I love nail polish, flip out at spiders, am terrified of yellow jackets, fearful of rattlesnakes, cry easily, and love chocolate. Haha!
  • kiminikimkim
    kiminikimkim Posts: 746 Member
    1) On top of being Asian, I am not a bad driver
    2) I never slave in the kitchen, my bf is the cook
    3) I never blow dry my hair
    4) Never had a manicure
    5) I have zero knowledge of what makeup brush does what and don't own one lipstick.
  • 1) I kiss girls
    2) See 1)
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
    - I will one up a guy every chance I get

    - The guys at the dealership think I'm hilarious.... especially when I come in and tell them what code the service vehicle light is throwing and what it means.

    - I do not cook.... and I suck at it when I do.

    - I always loved jobs where I was throwing heavy stuff around.

    - I just get along with guys better!

    ETA: I can out parallel park most guys... and old men think it's hot.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    I suck at cleaning
    I love lifting weights
    I like metal, and not the girlfriend-friendly *kitten*, either
    I curse like a sailor
    I can out-burp almost anybody that I meet
    When I see a spider in the bathroom, I'm the "take it outside and set it free" type. That is, if I don't play with it a little first
    I'm not good at expressing my emotions, at all
    I love wings and pizza
    I probably look at women more than my boyfriend does. They're pretty.
  • 1. i'm not into designer shoes, clothes, purses, etc
    2. i only wear heals for one thing, which isn't in public
    3. my perfect date would be at buffalo wild wings while a colts game is on
    4. i like porn
  • LadyIvysMom
    LadyIvysMom Posts: 391 Member
    I play D&D...
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member

    I love sex(get tired of "women don't like sex, especially married ones")

    Same here! I think I like sex more than my boyfriend does.
  • Mceastes
    Mceastes Posts: 303 Member
    1.) Rarely wear make-up, never wear perfume.
    2.) Ready and out the door in ten minutes.
    3.) If a shirt doesn't smell, it's not dirty to me.
    4.) My first vehicle was a pick-up truck I drove for ten years. Used to change my own oil.
    5.) I LOVE football!
    6.) I like to fix stuff.
    7.) Never owned a Barbie in my life.
    8.) I love being dirty and working with my hands.
    9.) I hate shopping. Like, really hate it.
    10.) Cannot be attracted to a guy who wears pink. No it's not cute!
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