What gender stereotypes don't you fit?

1. For a retired Marine, I seldom get pissed off, actually totally mellow.
2. I do most the house chores, I spoil my wife, she takes care of me in other ways.
3. Every time I watch "It's a Wonderful Life", I cry at the end when Harry Bailey says" to my big brother George, the richest man in Bedford Falls", both of my brothers are dead, still dealing with 7 sisters.
4. When my kids were little I would wash them and change their diapers, along with my wife.

1. I know more about cars than most guys
2. I can shoot a gun
3. I absolutely LOVE football
4. I love to sweat
5. As sexy as I feel in lingerie, I feel just as sexy in a jersey/t-shirt and boy shorts

MARRY ME!

I don't want kids.
I really admire six packs on women.
I can't iron.
I hate wearing socks.
I think the cinema is a pants idea for a date or day out with friends. I can watch films at home for cheaper, quicker, more convenient and with better access to snacks - without the hassle of uncontrollable volume, strange people and how it is socially unacceptable to sit like a slob and not get judged in public...
I wear make up, but not on my eyes.
Holding hands makes me cringe, even if I'm not the one doing it.
Babies aren't cute to me. In fact, they're actually pretty creepy. I've never held/touched/associated with one on top of that.
I love clutter.
My ideal date: Chinese - with prawn crackers obviously, the couch, my pyjamas and a games console. Bliss!
Also, I wear pyjamas. Pants and baggy tops. None of these frilly nighties or silk dress kind of things.
I can't understand paranoid girlfriends.
I LOVE my personal space and "me time".
I don't, and never have, wanted a beach wedding.
I've idolized and dreamt of being Uma Thurman in Kill Bill more than a Kardashian or whatever else is supposedly hot nowadays.

There's probably loads more, but that'll do for now. :')

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Kind of crazy to see so many women into porn lol. So that will be the start of my post.
1.Totally into porn, the raunchier that better. Girl on girl is the best. I'm not a lesbian, I love men, but naked men or a couple doing it doggy style just does absolutely nothing for me.
2. I'm obsessed with motorcycles and motorcycle racing.
3. I spit and make that horrible noise that guys make before they "hawk a loogey".
4. Been none to plug a nostril and shoot snot out of the other one while doing high intensity workout because I don't have time to wipe it on my top.
5. I cuss like a sailor and have the worst mouth out of any guy I know. People blame it on me being Italian, I say F them. I would talk like this if I were a F-ing Russian
6. I know the parts on my car and how to do minor tune up, can change a effing tire and don't give a S*** if I break a nail or get dirt on my fricking shoes. In fact, I hate nails and saw mine down the the skin. Sometimes so low that I cut the skin and its burns for days.
7.I effing hate drama and want to cut *****es who start it and keep it going, who can't move on or just STFU period.
8. I despise talking on the phone
9. I like to get dirty, as in muddy.
10. I can't cook and don't care if I ever learn and would rather starve.
11. My favorite food is sex.

However, I am a clean freak, anal as hell and like to keep my house and my cars spotless and I do love perfume.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

..and into your?
I forgot to mention that SAW 1 through SAW 7 are my all time favorite movies and I watch them over and over. P.S. Never seen the Notebook and you couldn't pay me in Ducati motorcycles to watch that or Brokeback Mountain either. Ok well, you would HAVE to pay me in Ducati motorcycles to watch any of that kind of film. I can't stand chick flicks either or anything that has to do with the "girl getting the guy" at the end and her waiting there like a sissy and the cheesy music playing while she's standing their hoping he shows up, and you know the F'er's gonna show up, and then Whoop, there he is, then they fall madly in love even though they know they're not meant to be together. Can we let it go and stop being so predictable in movies? For once cant the movie industry throw people a curve and have the guy stand her up and when she goes to walk across the street to go home crying and sobbing she gets hit by a bus? I HATE those kinds of love stories. I am not against love, cause love is good, but cheesy love is not. I think I'll stick with Jigsaw and watch him decapitate people for not "getting the picture" instead lol. And if you've ever watched the SAW movies than you know there is a story line behind it and a really good message. **** SAW 4 made me forgive my ex bf for all the ****ty things he did while we were together lol.

Hmmm...

- I love working with my hands; cutting, edging, planting, painting, pressure washing, fence work, cutting wood, etc.
- Hate romantic movies/books.
- Comfy handling guns.
- Collect knives.
- My idea of the perfect date is going to a car show or hiking.
- Hate shopping.
- Hate getting my hair or nails done.
- Compulsive door opener.
- Don't like people buying me things.
- Love UFC.
- Happiest in jeans (or yoga pants, lol) and a t-shirt.
- Obsessed with old-school muscle cars.
- Horrible flirt.
- Don't want kids.
- I always go to the bathroom by myself lol.

1) I despise shopping for clothes, shoes, and makeup.
2) When my husband and I are in the car, I always drive.
3) I have a *much* better sense of direction than my husband.
4) I'm more competitive than most men.
5) I drink whiskey.
6) I enjoy math, programming, and other technical activities.
7) I point out hot women to my husband.
8) I am better educated than my husband, and I am the bread-winner. Even once he's done with school, I will probably always make more money than he does.
9) I'd rather have a root canal than a manicure.

1. I like getting dirty.
2. I can ride a dirt bike better then most guys. RACE YA!
3. I love aggressive mountain biking, the more battle wounds, the better.`
4. I love to lift weights.
5. I love getting super sweaty

And I am NOT a shoe gal... Unless you count running shoes! lol

I'm a wings and (GOOD) beer, tomboy type who wears make-up for special occasions and interviews.

1. I would rather find a mud hole than go shopping
2. I think I wear make up about 3 times a year
3. I can fix my own truck - change the oil too.
4. Long finger nails are not functional
5. I work in a metal fab shop.
6. Getting dirty does not bother me - I actually prefer it.

I, too, am not a shoe girl.
I will watch football by myself on a Sunday and fight with Dad, who's not an Eagles fan, for the TV on Sundays lol
I rarely wear makeup and prolly only spend $25 a YEAR on makeup!
I'd much rather go to Five Guys or Chik Fil A than a fancy schmancy meal.
I'm watching Pawn Stars with my dad right now lol.
I'd rather lift weights than do cardio...

I, too, am not a shoe girl.
I will watch football by myself on a Sunday and fight with Dad, who's not an Eagles fan, for the TV on Sundays lol
I rarely wear makeup and prolly only spend $25 a YEAR on makeup!
I'd much rather go to Five Guys or Chik Fil A than a fancy schmancy meal.
I'm watching Pawn Stars with my dad right now lol.
I'd rather lift weights than do cardio...

Oh! And I'd rather sit in the quiet all day sticking needles in my eyes than watch Lifetime!! lol

I don't like jewelry - other than my wedding band, I don't wear it. Even my diamond engagement ring is in a box in my dresser.

I don't like to shop.

I'm not into shoes -- except for trail runners and hiking boots.

Most of my female friends really like jewelry, shopping and shoes - I don't understand it. :laugh:

The only jewelry I wear is my belly button ring and mayyyybe a necklace if I'm dressed up...

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I have cried watching Godzilla movies. Does that count?

I think that breaks ALL stereotypes.

^^^ hahaha! Agreed...

1. Not afraid of snakes or bugs
2. Have had the same tiny tube of foundation makeup for 4 years
3. Have only been to the hairdresser about 4 times in my life (I cut my own hair)
4. I love video games!
5. Thinking about boobs makes me
6. My closet is pretty empty, I struggle to find appropriate clothes for work or "going out"

I could care less about shoes. Put me in high heels and I'll tear the city down when I fall.
ETA: Most importantly, I don't want kids.